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Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

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  • #122
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    The four faced liar.

    Have your pants ever been on fire?

    Can't say that they have.

    If I asked you for a cup of tea and 'a surprise' now....what would you bring me?


  • #123
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Can't say that they have.

    If I asked you for a cup of tea and 'a surprise' now....what would you bring me?

    No tea. Surprise!

    Is teabagging a term you are familiar with?


  • #124
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    No tea. Surprise!

    Is teabagging a term you are familiar with?

    I may have come across it before.

    I have a craving for chocolate.....can you reconsider my surprise ?


  • #125
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    No.

    Which wonder of the world would you most like to visit? (Jaysus nearly got the stutters writing that!)

    There's only one left, I'm.not too bothered with man made structures....great wall of China....it's a wall.... who gives a fiddlers...stature of liberty...it's a big version of a virgin Mary statue.
    I'd prefer maybe the view from an untouched shoreline or the base of the Himalayas.

    Im a miserable git tonight am I not ?.


  • #126
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I may have come across it before.

    I have a craving for chocolate.....can you reconsider my surprise ?

    A Galaxy then...silky smooth, tasty, a great mouthful...just like myself.

    Do you take wrappings off carefully or rip things open?


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  • #127
    mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭mountain


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    There's only one left, I'm.not too bothered with man made structures....great wall of China....it's a wall.... who gives a fiddlers...stature of liberty...it's a big version of a virgin Mary statue.
    I'd prefer maybe the view from an untouched shoreline or the base of the Himalayas.

    Im a miserable git tonight am I not ?.

    Ah, I've listened to much worse.
    Do you drink coffee at night time?


  • #128
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    There's only one left, I'm.not too bothered with man made structures....great wall of China....it's a wall.... who gives a fiddlers...stature of liberty...it's a big version of a virgin Mary statue.
    I'd prefer maybe the view from an untouched shoreline or the base of the Himalayas.

    Im a miserable git tonight am I not ?.

    Yes but your answers are very thorough.
    @gramar.....not good with waiting so I rip

    Have you laughed today?


  • #129
    Veda Large Loner
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Veda Large Loner


    gramar wrote: »
    A Galaxy then...silky smooth, tasty, a great mouthful...just like myself.

    Do you take wrappings off carefully or rip things open?

    I like to rip things open. Unless I'm unwrapping myself in which case it's a slow reveal.

    Would you not be more of a yorkie?


  • #130
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Yes but your answers are very thorough.

    Have you laughed today?

    @mountain...I don't drink it at all

    I have laughed today...can always do with another one though

    Will you tell me a joke


  • #131
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Veda Large Loner wrote: »
    I like to rip things open. Unless I'm unwrapping myself in which case it's a slow reveal.

    Would you not be more of a yorkie?

    More Galaxy cos I'm out of this world.
    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    @mountain...I don't drink it at all

    I have laughed today...can always do with another one though

    Will you tell me a joke

    Sure...

    Why do elephants have big ears?


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  • #132
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    @mountain...I don't drink it at all

    I have laughed today...can always do with another one though

    Will you tell me a joke

    What's the difference in a cows arse and a letterbox?

    Have you heard it before?


  • #133
    Carson Young Zenith
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ Carson Young Zenith


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    What's the difference in a cows arse and a letterbox?

    Have you heard it before?

    I haven't

    what's the answer?


  • #134
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    What's the difference in a cows arse and a letterbox?

    Have you heard it before?

    not sending me to post a letter?...yeah... perhaps.

    What's the difference between a cabbage and a bucket of ****


  • #135
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    not sending me to post a letter?...yeah... perhaps.

    What's the difference between a cabbage and a bucket of ****

    A bucket of shyte doesn't taste good with ham?

    Anyone else want to know why elephants have big ears?


  • #136
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    A bucket of shyte doesn't taste good with ham?

    Anyone else want to know why elephants have big ears?

    It's cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

    if you were up and stage and had a microphone thrust into your hand what yould you do?


  • #137
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    It's cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

    if you were up and stage and had a microphone thrust into your hand what yould you do?

    I'd sing S club 7 reach.

    What would you sing?


  • #138
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    For Felix.

    Two English fellas open a shop in Killarney, on the morning of the opening they are in the shop but the stock hasn't arrived and as they wait, one of them boringly says to the other, bet you twenty quid some thicko will come in and look around and say, nice shop what are you selling.
    The other lad says, its a bet.
    No sooner had they said it when the door opened and in walked a big Kerry dishevelled farmer, looks around and says, nice shop, what are you selling.
    The loser of the bet says angrily as he reaches for his wallet, arseholes.
    The Kerryman smiles as he is leaving and says, yiz are doing well, only two left.

    Is that ok Felix?


  • #139
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    A bucket of shyte doesn't taste good with ham?

    Anyone else want to know why elephants have big ears?

    Is it so they can hear themselves coming?


  • #140
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I'd sing S club 7 reach.

    What would you sing?

    I'd sing Soulsister - the way to your heart.
    Eamondomc wrote: »
    For Felix.

    Two English fellas open a shop in Killarney, on the morning of the opening they are in the shop but the stock hasn't arrived and as they wait, one of them boringly says to the other, bet you twenty quid some thicko will come in and look around and say, nice shop what are you selling.
    The other lad says, its a bet.
    No sooner had they said it when the door opened and in walked a big Kerry dishevelled farmer, looks around and says, nice shop, what are you selling.
    The loser of the bet says angrily as he reaches for his wallet, arseholes.
    The Kerryman smiles as he is leaving and says, yiz are doing well, only two left.

    Is that ok Felix?

    Felix says yes.

    Ever been in a pop up shop?


  • #141
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I'd sing Soulsister - the way to your heart.



    Felix says yes.

    Ever been in a pop up shop?

    Was in one today, my daughter is managing it.

    Does everything pop up as normal?


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  • #142
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Was in one today, my daughter is managing it.

    Does everything pop up as normal?

    Like a whack-a-mole.

    Are you diplomatic?


  • #143
    Veda Large Loner
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Veda Large Loner


    gramar wrote: »
    Like a whack-a-mole.

    Are you diplomatic?

    Very much so.

    Do you have any special skills?


  • #144
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    Like a whack-a-mole.

    Are you diplomatic?

    I think so.

    Have you ever been mugged?


  • #145
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Eamondomc wrote:
    Have you ever been mugged?


    No but I've been made a mug of...

    Are you in terrible form today?


  • #146
    Veda Large Loner
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Veda Large Loner


    Colser wrote: »
    No but I've been made a mug of...

    Are you in terrible form today?

    Very up and down. I was great this morning and now I'm meh.

    Are you?


  • #147
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Veda Large Loner wrote: »
    Very up and down. I was great this morning and now I'm meh.

    Are you?

    I m good.

    Anything planned for the weekend?


  • #148
    mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭mountain


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I m good.

    Anything planned for the weekend?[/quote

    Wash and polish car.
    And maybe a lie in, im up by 7 most days.

    Is it bedtime yet?


  • #149
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    mountain wrote: »
    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I m good.

    Anything planned for the weekend?[/quote

    Wash and polish car.
    And maybe a lie in, im up by 7 most days.

    Is it bedtime yet?

    Yeah was just thinking of it.

    Are you hanging out, hanging in, or just barely hanging on?


  • #150
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    mountain wrote: »

    Yeah was just thinking of it.

    Are you hanging out, hanging in, or just barely hanging on?

    Between hanging in and on.


    Are you sleepy yet?


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  • #151
    Jasmine Young Climber
    Posts: 0 ✭ Jasmine Young Climber


    La.de.da wrote: »
    Eamondomc wrote: »

    Between hanging in and on.


    Are you sleepy yet?

    Not at all. Having a glass of wine.

    Are you the last person to go to bed in your house?


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