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  • 09-10-2011 3:54am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,348 ✭✭✭✭


    BISCUIT!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    LOL ya mad cùnt ya.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin




  • Registered Users Posts: 23,102 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Okay, this one time, Randy Beaman's aunt wanted to be more tan than everyone else. So she went to a tanning salon but she stayed in too long and she boiled her guts.

    .....K, bye.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,145 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Oh like wow, like, i'm, like, SOOOOOO random like!

    Like!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Happy Sunday Sarky.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    Thing random thing has gotten old


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I vote a surprise ban for anyone that uses that horrid c word


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    super-rush wrote: »
    Happy Sunday Sarky.

    I'LL KILL YOU


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you can get your own back on sat when man U beat the crap out of Liverpool.
    SR will be easily annoyed that day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭SandraManson


    Well I was in McDonalds the other day, and this dude was screaming "Chicken Legend" at the top of his lungs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ew. Only poor people eat at Mc Donalds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭SandraManson


    Ew. Only poor people eat at Mc Donalds
    So the whole Ireland is poor then? :) and I went there for my friend, not myself. -.-'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Well - given that most of Ireland are fatties -- yeah, poor in health.

    Did your "friend" enjoy it?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭SandraManson


    Well - given that most of Ireland are fatties -- yeah, poor in health.

    Did your "friend" enjoy it?!

    All my friends are skinny, and so is my friend I went there with. Treating yourself to a "junk-food" once in a while does you no harm, just not everyday. I personally like cooking my own food, and eat organic food. Some people might be over-weight but not all of them. Go over in America, and then you'll see how many fat people there are, with the extremely unhealthy food and bad diets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fat people are lazy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lol I lived in America, and there's just as many fatties here - what did you order, a big mc large fries and a diet coke?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    really storm not everyone is as perfect as you and I. slim trim and damn sexy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭SandraManson


    Lol I lived in America, and there's just as many fatties here - what did you order, a big mc large fries and a diet coke?
    It wasn't me who ordered, it was my friend. -.-' I don't really like McDonalds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lol sandra - relax. I'm just being a bitch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Lol sandra - relax. I'm just being a bitch.

    Me loves bitches. you are my bitch


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    And you, are gonna be my wife. <3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    will we have gay kids? I'm not playing the part of the male


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Nobody needs to play at being male when you have a penis the size of mine.

    When Jordan was suicidal, and seen my penis, she decided to impale herself on it, to end it.


    Unfortunately although it was big, she is experienced and managed to accomodate it perfectly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you are such a slut, jordan hrrr. we is ova, finito. ta ra.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Hey the herpes is under control. Pls Sam. I can change!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    if you ever go there again it's ova, I will get with Kerry Katona again


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    In bed with himself last night and I said Dennis Hopper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    why?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Seven


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Texting himself in bed last night and called him princess.


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