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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    Is it just me or does anyone else have a plague of flies in their house if they leave the window or doors open? It’s driving me insane!

    What’s the purpose of flies and bluebottles anyway?

    They help break down organic matter :D

    We have the same problem. Keep getting these weird fly's that move around like they've suffered a head trauma.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    I've resorted to this, because I can't deal with the bzzzzzzz noise.

    My coke bottle traps outside are pretty minging this year too, full!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    We normally put a net up on the door but the dogs keep walking through and pulling it down, so now is a fly swat or doors and windows shut.

    There's also an abundance of little black flies when I'm out walking - Like a cloud of them follows you around (I'm clean, I swear:o) The other day I got out of the car after travelling about ten miles and there was another little swarm of them to follow me...:pac: I'm not quite sure whether I brought them with me though :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Clarabel wrote: »
    I've resorted to this, because I can't deal with the bzzzzzzz noise.

    My coke bottle traps outside are pretty minging this year too, full!

    As yukky as those things are, I might just go up and get one


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I've never tried it but I've heard a mixture of vanilla extract and water is a good home made fly repellent


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    I live right beside a river, the midges are out in force :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    As yukky as those things are, I might just go up and get one

    They are yucky. But flies are yuckier.

    Vanilla extra you say. I shall try this and report back


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    fixxxer wrote: »
    They help break down organic matter :D

    We have the same problem. Keep getting these weird fly's that move around like they've suffered a head trauma.

    Apple cider vinegar with a jar that has a funnel on top. They go in for the cider, and stay for the funnel.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,013 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Any home made remedies for getting midgies out of the back garden folks? My five year old is particularly tasty and is destroyed from head to foot in bites since yesterday.

    I'm thinking I may have to burn down the house and garden, it's the only logical solution I've come to so far.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Choc Chip


    Necro wrote: »
    Any home made remedies for getting midgies out of the back garden folks? My five year old is particularly tasty and is destroyed from head to foot in bites since yesterday.

    I'm thinking I may have to burn down the house and garden, it's the only logical solution I've come to so far.

    Have you tried citronella candles?

    I'm low on flies this year but I've had to remove 2 ticks in 3 days. I'd ALMOST take the ticks over the flies.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,013 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Choc Chip wrote: »
    Have you tried citronella candles?

    I'm low on flies this year but I've had to remove 2 ticks in 3 days. I'd ALMOST take the ticks over the flies.

    To burn down the house? :D Good suggestion, will look like an accident then :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Cintronella is great for wasps and mossies. Not sure about midges but worth a shot!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Choc Chip wrote: »
    Have you tried citronella candles?

    I'm low on flies this year but I've had to remove 2 ticks in 3 days. I'd ALMOST take the ticks over the flies.

    Ticks? In Ireland?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Clarabel wrote: »
    Ticks? In Ireland?

    They're the Dubs who didn't do well in school. :)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    quickbeam wrote: »
    They're the Dubs who didn't do well in school. :)
    MOD

    BANNED.












    :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Choc Chip


    Clarabel wrote: »
    Ticks? In Ireland?

    Yeah - I'm used to them because there's loads of them where I'm originally from, but haven't seen a single one here in 4 years. Then 2 in 3 days. Ick.


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    That reminds me. I must start taking antihistamine before those horrible horsefly find me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,358 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Choc Chip wrote: »
    Yeah - I'm used to them because there's loads of them where I'm originally from, but haven't seen a single one here in 4 years. Then 2 in 3 days. Ick.

    Ticks?...in the cookie factory?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Love the new name haha


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    To confuse matters. Heres Floyd mocking me after I had to clean up his diarrhea

    485365.jpeg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Choc Chip wrote: »
    Yeah - I'm used to them because there's loads of them where I'm originally from, but haven't seen a single one here in 4 years. Then 2 in 3 days. Ick.

    Not in Dublin surely.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Choc Chip


    Clarabel wrote: »
    Not in Dublin surely.

    I'm not originally from dublin, nor living there right now (I feel like I'm setting some sort of riddle).


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Choc Chip wrote: »
    I'm not originally from dublin, nor living there right now (I feel like I'm setting some sort of riddle).

    Memphis.

    Did I win?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭Clarabel


    Choc Chip wrote: »
    I'm not originally from dublin, nor living there right now (I feel like I'm setting some sort of riddle).

    That's okay, I'm okay with spiders , I like them in fact but I am not okay with other crawlies and especially not ticks.

    I thought I was going to have to leave Dublin forever. There was real panic


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Clarabel wrote:
    That's okay, I'm okay with spiders , I like them in fact but I am not okay with other crawlies and especially not ticks.

    You can find them in long grass, head to Phoenix Park, bound to be there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Clarabel wrote: »
    That's okay, I'm okay with spiders , I like them in fact but I am not okay with other crawlies and especially not ticks.

    I thought I was going to have to leave Dublin forever. There was real panic

    giphy.gif


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Since I've started hanging round forum games recently (and im really enjoying myself here!) , I keep seeing SHEEP threads and I get all excited only to realise it's a thread about actual sheep on the farming or sheep forum. Oh the disappointment :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Since I've started hanging round forum games recently (and im really enjoying myself here!) , I keep seeing SHEEP threads and I get all excited only to realise it's a thread about actual sheep on the farming or sheep forum. Oh the disappointment

    Create a SHEEP about sheep, problem solved.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Choc Chip


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Create a SHEEP about sheep, problem solved.

    I reckon i'd do better with that than the harry potter one. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    \o/

    New Rick and Morty is coming out this November.

    \o/


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