Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

Nody · 28-09-2018 4:12pm #1

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withless · 28-09-2018 4:15pm

I don't agree with the new thread Joe. The old thread was fine.

sligojoek · 28-09-2018 5:16pm

withless wrote: »

I don't agree with the new thread Joe. The old thread was fine.

So, you're a threadist now , Father,

somesoldiers · 28-09-2018 6:15pm

BBFAN wrote: »

Jesus, if your not going to listen to the show keep your bias to yourself, the coloured man...

Lol, Newsflash “coloured” has been considered offensive for a long time now

StreetLight · 28-09-2018 7:36pm

Aww, de owuld tread doid, tut tut. Sorry ta hear dat caller. More after dese.....

Mena Mitty · 28-09-2018 7:47pm

What colour is the duck.

Mena Mitty · 28-09-2018 7:54pm

StreetLight wrote: »

Aww, de owuld tread doid, tut tut. Sorry ta hear dat caller. More after dese.....

The newly discovered Natalie and Catriona syndrome petal.

Which brings me neatly to the anniversary of the Great flu of 1918 and as luck would have it my idea for anudder tome...the chislers of the Great flu 1918 to 1919 in Ireland and the UK and the whole world and dat sotospeak.

Beechwoodspark · 28-09-2018 8:25pm

StreetLight wrote: »

Aww, de owuld tread doid, tut tut. Sorry ta hear dat caller. More after dese.....

Was it a slow death caller? Agonising was it?

[Deleted User] · 28-09-2018 8:29pm

somesoldiers wrote: »

Lol, Newsflash “coloured” has been considered offensive for a long time now

Bit irrelevant here, but in South Africa the term “Coloured” is acceptable and covers people usually of Asian ethnicity who are neither Black nor White. You might hear people say “well the South African Curries are from the culture of the Coloured People”.

[Deleted User] · 28-09-2018 8:41pm

Mena Mitty wrote: »

The newly discovered Natalie and Catriona syndrome petal.

Which brings me neatly to the anniversary of the Great flu of 1918 and as luck would have it my idea for anudder tome...the chislers of the Great flu 1918 to 1919 in Ireland and the UK and the whole world and dat sotospeak.

Moy ant-ee was a chisler dat got dat flu when she was born, but she didn’t doy so to speak but sadly she went on to live a long healthy loife.

[Deleted User] · 28-09-2018 8:42pm

Mena Mitty wrote: »

What colour is the duck.

I think de little yella Duck was yella.

Mena Mitty · 28-09-2018 9:37pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Moy ant-ee was a chisler dat got dat flu when she was born, but she didn’t doy so to speak but sadly she went on to live a long healthy loife.

Is your Auntie available to take a call caller ?

thesandeman · 28-09-2018 9:50pm

I wonder was de whole ting in Texas Steak Out a misunderstanding because Derek and the girls couldn't understand de Limerick accent so to speak?

ButtersSuki · 28-09-2018 10:50pm

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 189
Joe Shows: 152
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €380,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Don't do de accent racism....again and dat.

ButtersSuki · 28-09-2018 10:51pm

Just putting that there to make it easy for me to keep things updated and dat.

Good night folks.

[Deleted User] · 29-09-2018 11:28am

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Is your Auntie available to take a call caller ?

She’s no longer available, so to speak.

[Deleted User] · 29-09-2018 4:26pm

I’m sure the tranny must have been hurtled out the window of Chez Duffy this morning when Michael O'Leary was being unanimously eulogized (whilst still alive of course) on Radio 1.

fryup · 29-09-2018 7:35pm

Joe screamed and ranted like a crazed chimpanzee at a Brazilian police man doing his job

In contrast This con artist gets the kid glove treatment.

Sickening stuff.

brazilian police man ? can you fill me in please

somesoldiers · 29-09-2018 8:43pm

fryup wrote: »

brazilian police man ? can you fill me in please

Do you have SoundCloud so to speak

https://www.broadsheet.ie/2016/08/25/enhanced-interrogation/

If not will try and find another but butters will have

Actually here you go

Of just YouTube search Joe Duffy Disgraceful

It’s the first one

sligojoek · 29-09-2018 8:46pm

Butters has the transcript framed on his wall.

Uncharted · 29-09-2018 8:49pm

Little yella duck sez he.... yella loike we fooootprints in de custard sez Joe. :rolleyes:

somesoldiers · 29-09-2018 8:50pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Butters has the transcript framed on his wall.

Lol, the transcript is in the broadsheet Link also if you prefer reading and dat

Jeff2 · 29-09-2018 9:06pm

somesoldiers wrote: »

Do you have SoundCloud so to speak

https://www.broadsheet.ie/2016/08/25/enhanced-interrogation/

If not will try and find another but butters will have

Actually here you go

https://youtu.be/-RwWeeR89Gw

Of just YouTube search Joe Duffy Disgraceful

It’s the first one

Test.

Link works without embedding it.

thecretinhop · 29-09-2018 10:10pm

fryup wrote: »

Joe screamed and ranted like a crazed chimpanzee at a Brazilian police man doing his job

In contrast This con artist gets the kid glove treatment.

Sickening stuff.

brazilian police man ? can you fill me in please

this was the moment every fateen and gombeen fears in Ireland. people know they are there due to nepotism gombeenism pull etc. this is how ireland works.
deep down in their belly a claw scrapes them at dawn. you are a fraud you will be found out.
needless to say by 10am while quaffimg Valencian orange juice and reading the comments section of the irish times website looking for their name.
at this stage they comvince themselves there is no nightmare no reveal... the bogey man is not real.
pat "tickets" hicky shattered that illusion so an attack on him was an attack at all.
hence the bully from ballyfermot was born a hero to the establishment (who also think he is an uncouth clown) who bravely took down a Brazilian rozzer from 5000 miles away.
you see they slip back into a stupor after this. they hate change as it may threaten them.
i recommend reading the transcript to show the full nature of the front of the cabal in this bannana republic...

Jeff2 · 29-09-2018 11:45pm

To last poster you got it right.
So many timed he says we have tried to contact but no response or the like.
Then when they were onto someone about the nurse and got a reply after he kept saying they couldn't get a reply he says.

"we got a reply but I'm not going to read it out because..... Well I am going to read it out because ". I guess he was told to.

Atlantic Dawn · 29-09-2018 11:47pm

I still to this day would like to crowd fund a tray of cans for that Brazilian Police Chief fella, Joe stuck the boot in like a bloody fool and such trash was financed by the licence fee.

Jeff2 · 30-09-2018 12:12am

Doctor in Howth has many accounts to hide paying tax is good guy.
JP who is tax compliant is bad for guy for giving money away to help sports.
It fine to drink and drive in Australia.
He said to one women about being deported.
Could marry someone.

sligojoek · 30-09-2018 12:41am

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I still to this day would like to crowd fund a tray of cans for that Brazilian Police Chief fella, Joe stuck the boot in like a bloody fool and such trash was financed by the licence fee.

I'll forever curse Joe for that day. I left 3/4 of a bucket of rapid set adhesive beside a radiator while I went to the kitchen to get something. I listened to the whole interview and came back to find it gone solid with my trowel buried in it.

zell12 · 30-09-2018 5:24pm

Listen to Joe whilst down the reek

BPKS · 01-10-2018 12:27pm

I wonder was this the Shania Twian fan from last week:

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/shania-twain-fan-57-arrested-after-he-hurled-abuse-at-garda-who-challenged-him-on-his-dancing-37370786.html

2smiggy · 01-10-2018 12:42pm

on today, maybe

- Tralee newspaper , racist joke (not unlike funny friday :rolleyes:)
- Student from provision centre, fees paid anonymously (but no doubt they will some how track them down)
- subtitles too small on all these new tv stations, who can they call !!
- don't crash into foreigners , the insurance claim is not too handy
- port laoisaa train bandit , robbing the suit cases and dat !!

Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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