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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭novarock


    billybudd wrote: »
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    Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

    I believe thats jeshuan


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,817 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    Diamanté


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Isis was an Egyptian godess, temple to hear exisits in Co. Carlow
    http://lotuspharia.freeyellow.com/thecircleofisis/id238.html


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,322 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    Hayden.
    On a BOY <: 0


  • Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭Wibbles19


    Twins called Kylie and Jason


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    All ya hafta do is look at the 'celebs' and see the awful names...

    Eugenie I think is an awful one. Moroccan is another one. Some of these famous people should really get a good kick up the arse with the names they choose for their kids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78,218 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.
    Pleb. :)
    In ancient Egyptian religion, Isis was the wife of Osiris and mother of Horus. She was considered the ideal wife and mother, and was believed to be a powerful magician. Isis was worshiped around the Mediterranean basin until the sixth century A.D.
    billybudd wrote: »
    Is that not the islamic name for jesus?
    Isa


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,802 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I enjoy looking at the new arrivals photos in local papers and seeing the newly invented names for children. For me, its a sign of a Jeremy Kyle generation.

    Kayden is becoming very popular up here ..... among the trashy folk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Inbox wrote: »
    This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

    So he should choose names to make the jobs of people who write down and pronounce names easier?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Hate hearing all of these celebrities giving their children the most ridiculous names - Apple, Bear, Brooklyn, Moroccan, Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit - as if they're trying to out do eachother with the most unique name fot their kids. Idiots.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Molly
    Megan
    Princess
    Natasha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 DinnyMc


    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced 'Albin')

    A Swedish couple tried to inflict this name on their son in 1996.
    http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html (Number 3)

    But the weirdest name I have heard is 'Harper Seven Beckham'.
    Don't know why, just sounds weird.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    I used to work where they process medical cards applications.

    I've had to process application of kids with the names Wacker and Rihanna before. :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭sparrowcar


    Constance :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭Adhamh


    Grenada.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭PinkFly


    There's the folk that call their kids after the celebs

    There's one family with Britney n her new baby sister Rihanna ( these people are rough)

    Herd a delightful lady roaring Inddiiiiaaanaaaa one day in her best dub accent to which the theme tune of Indiana Jones played in my head...


  • Registered Users Posts: 242 ✭✭bigdaddyliamo


    Sorry Guys but the winner is......Torren Dion.

    Yes, it's a boy....No, he's not...you know...of african extraction.

    white, plump, and starting out on a life of beatings slagings and, oh yeah, beatings:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Chuck was taken


    Rihanna (Seriously)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    My best mates name is Percy.

    True Story - About 3 years ago on a night out, a girl came up to him in a club and was all touchy feely. She asked him his name and when he replied, she just walked off.

    Ha ha.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Lavezzi


    When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,245 ✭✭✭psycho-hope


    theres a beyonce shakira somewhere in finglas, heard her mother screaming at her the last time i was tesco over there


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Lavezzi wrote: »
    When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.

    You could've called her Angela.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13 Rico_98


    For a girl margret or abetha
    For a boy vlad or fred


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,562 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    mattjack wrote: »
    Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.

    Reminds me of the time I met a woman at work, her son was named River.

    Me: "is he called after the actor River Phoenix"?

    Her (with blank expression and how-a-ya accent) : " No- when me waters broke, it's all I could tink of........."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Lavezzi


    mattjack wrote: »
    You could've called her Angela.

    It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no zionist women as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Lavezzi wrote: »
    It was a boy. Had it of been a girl I might have, but there are virtually no zionist women as women do not have the same intellectual capabilities as men (fact of science) so I would have been free to choose whichever girl's name I liked.

    You could have called him Angela.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Boy's named Ashley.

    The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    Cornelius - seriously, I know a Cornelius! Thats an awful name to be saddled with!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    Boy's named Ashley.

    The worst have to be people who have no idea of the Irish language calling their little parasites "fuinneog" and such.


    "Fuinneog, Cabaiste, come in yer dinners ready!!!!":pac:


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