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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

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  • #122
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,621 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Rock Lesnar wrote: »
    Not only the man of the peeeeople, but also the man with the plan
    ...all he's missing is a white van.


  • #123
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Joe's got a map out and now and he's allocating people to courses where there's space. SIMPLES.


  • #124
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    Mammy making life difficult fit the young laddín


  • #125
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He's a good lad.

    Do you know him Joe?


  • #126
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Duffy's not a very good Ad for 3rd level - perhaps if he had spent more time with his bukes and less time student rabble rousing he wouldn't be such a thick.

    ****



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  • #127
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    The parents of all the straight A students want the exam now.

    Joe: education is such a gift!

    But joe was off sick that day.

    3rd level stats are the biggest scam going.


  • #128
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    sligojoek wrote: »
    He's a good lad.

    Do you know him Joe?

    A great bhoy


  • #129
    bigroad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,035 ✭✭✭bigroad


    God forbid little Jonny or Mary don't make it to college disaster for the modern family.


  • #130
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sorolla wrote: »
    A great bhoy

    A beauriful bhoy.


  • #131
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Romania has a medical foundation course, of four years I think. Then you can do a couple of years postgrad you become a doctor, nurse, physio, scientist etc. Our idiotic Medical Council thought it was a full medical degree and employed one or two non-qualified Romanian “doctors” on the basis of it. It’s a course I’d love to do as I find the stuff very easy to learn & understand, but I’d hate to be an actual doctor in an a&e!


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  • #132
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Joe has swiftly moved back to the weddings because the phones have lined up with people telling Joe he's an idiot.


  • #133
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Another "gift"

    Is it word of the day.


  • #134
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    Could Megan not study medicine?


  • #135
    lertsnim
    Registered Users Posts: 9,715 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    It's the student with 9 As who won't get their moment on the lunch time news that I feel sorry for.


  • #136
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    A beauriful bhoy.

    I know I know I know
    Sorry, I’m new here so to speak


  • #137
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    My first choice was to dance in river dance in bewleys to the music of the artane brass band. I am entitled to this.


  • #138
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Tommy Fleming, Sooperstar!


  • #139
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭shearforce


    for the love of fcuk


  • #140
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 31,816 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Oh God my parents love Tommy Fleming....I lost a lot of respect for them...I grew up with wall to wall Fleetwood Mac, the Beatles and the stones....my parents have officially got old


  • #141
    urgelgru
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    lertsnim wrote: »
    It's the student with 9 As who won't get their moment on the lunch time news that I feel sorry for.

    They're nearly always from Cark, so it's a Brucie Bonus really :D


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  • #142
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    As suspected / feared fridays now have a musical guest lined up.


  • #143
    notwhoyouthink
    Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭notwhoyouthink


    Joe has solved the issue in less than an hour in his show and has identified practical solutions. I stand in even more awe than I did weeks ago.


  • #144
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    gmisk wrote: »
    Oh God my parents love Tommy Fleming....I lost a lot of respect for them...I grew up with wall to wall Fleetwood Mac, the Beatles and the stones....my parents have officially got old

    Tommy is a nice lad.
    Saw him regularly walking the dog in Iniscrone


  • #145
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Who is this? Another mate of Joe's?

    ****



  • #146
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Bryan Tubridy had Bono this morning, now Mr. Duffy has Tommy Fleming.


  • #147
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Is this de Noel Kelly Promo Spot?


  • #148
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    notwhoyouthink wrote: »
    Joe has solved the issue in less than an hour in his show and has identified practical solutions. I stand in even more awe than I did weeks ago.

    Wat colour are de padded walls in your cell?


  • #149
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    can anyone find link to dat doctor who cud not find knee bone. joes plan wipl have loads like dat next year


  • #150
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    As someone who lectures part-time in a University to say you're over-simplifying would be generous. You have to be trolling.

    Maybe you're part of the system then Butters? What Duffy is principally suggesting is that anyone who has applied for 3rd level gets a place and then the wheat is sorted from the chaff after the 1st year. He's then muddied the waters by suggesting they get their first 'choice' on their CAO application which is clearly daft.

    But the above is broadly how I understand the USA college system works. Students enter certain faculties, study a general core course inc standard modules in math and English etc., with a few other chosen modules and only after they've settled into the system do they progress onto their chosen undergrad programmes proper.


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  • #151
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    The Jeep


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