[taxAHcruel]

Originally Posted by I Am Nobody

And that is why you will always be my hero!

Hah - aside from the fact I do not think anyone should have heroes so much as role models - of all the things I would like to a hero for that is likely the bottom of my list. There is so much more about me I wish was inspiring

[Purple Mountain]

Originally Posted by amadangomor

Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.

How did they have your bank details?

[Lucy8080]

Originally Posted by Pherekydes

Married the wrong woman.

Had an affair with a much older woman. She was 62!

May she rest in peace.

Monica : Didn't she walk with a cane?

Ross: Only when it was damp.

[Gregor Samsa]

Originally Posted by I Am Nobody

Ok an honest one from me.I once sold $100 worth of Oregano and Parsley to a bunch of college kids in Virginia,who thought it was Marijuana.

Me and my mates sold an Oxo cube as a 10 spot to some kids who were really pestering us once. We weren’t trying to rip them off, they were just really annoying us and we did it to get rid of them. They went a bit further up the green and one of them rolled it up and too a big toke. He roars out “that’s some good shït!” and then collapses on the ground, supposedly stoned out of his brains. His mates wanted us to call an ambulance for him, but we just threw the rest of the Oxo cubes at them. He made a sudden and remarkable recovery.

[Kamu]

Originally Posted by taxAHcruel

That would be me And I am entirely ok with it

Other than that though I do not think I have led any kind of scandalous existence.



It helps when they are also in a relationship with each other - then they actively seek peace too sometimes.

Are you officially married to either of them? I do suppose a polygamous relationship (Though I guess you three would consider yourselves monogamous?) Would be slightly different to a Man with many official wives who don't see/know about each other.

[cj maxx]

Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
She loved the accent.

[Lucy8080]

Originally Posted by cj maxx

Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
She loved the accent.

Sounds like she got over the accent pretty quick. Oh,well! We all have our pro's and cons.

[Purple Mountain]

Originally Posted by cj maxx

Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
She loved the accent.

That doesn't say much about you otherwise.
You could have said, she thought I was good looking, witty, charming etc

[taxAHcruel]

Originally Posted by Kamu

Are you officially married to either of them? I do suppose a polygamous relationship (Though I guess you three would consider yourselves monogamous?) Would be slightly different to a Man with many official wives who don't see/know about each other.

"No yea" you are right. It is entirely different. We are not officially married and the number of documents we signed so we are legal guardians and medical proxies is obscene!

I was only joking with my post - but you are on the ball with why the joke was not funny

[Kamu]

Originally Posted by taxAHcruel

"No yea" you are right. It is entirely different. We are not officially married and the number of documents we signed so we are legal guardians and medical proxies is obscene!

I was only joking with my post - but you are on the ball with why the joke was not funny

I can only imagine the paperwork, as I am aware that you have children.

Sorry, the joke flew over my head, I was still fixated on the fact a person can have official wives who may have never seen each other.

[taxAHcruel]

Originally Posted by Kamu

I was still fixated on the fact a person can have official wives who may have never seen each other.

I do not have the brain power or intelligence or whatever it is to make that work.

Can you imagine what that must be like? I wonder if under fMRI they would actually show up as two different people. Id love to study this

[Kamu]

Originally Posted by taxAHcruel

I do not have the brain power or intelligence or whatever it is to make that work.

Can you imagine what that must be like? I wonder if under fMRI they would actually show up as two different people. Id love to study this

And I'd love to study two wives.

[anewme]

Originally Posted by JohnnyFlash

Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

You are always on here calling your ex wife all sorts.

Shows there are two sides to every story.

[Lucy8080]

Back in the 70's I scaled the outer fence of Butlins/Mosney. Just as I had my leg over the top, security showed up and dragged me back in.

[anewme]

Originally Posted by Frankx

You're too funny

Not sure about me being funny, but what I'm saying is true anyway.