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25-07-2020, 13:33   #1
 
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What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

The dirtier the better
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Hopefully the mods will permit a



"Your ma"


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"Your ma"


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I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom
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Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.
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Mentioned it before but bringing an Aldi carrier bag into Lidl.

It's the thrill that gets me TBH, just so diirty.
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I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.
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Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.
Can you see any problem with your behaviour in relationships?
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I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.
You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?
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The dirtier the better
I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.
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I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!
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I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.
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I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.
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I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.
Can't leave us hanging like that!Details lad!
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My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on Dublin Bus and my mother answered the door.

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