Probably a bit Hitler like
- Anyone who becomes a member of, voices support for, funds or attempts or conspires to do any of the aforementioned to a Eurosceptic party will be imprisoned for a duration of my decision in an undisclosed location.
- Anyone with a criminal conviction will be sterilised. Three or more convictions equals death.
- If you're caught in public without a face covering you will be shot dead on sight.
- Speeders will be crushed in their car.
- If you close pass a cyclist you will be dropped into an elephant stampede to show you what it's like.
- NWCI and pavee point abolished.
- Traveller ethnic status removed
- Abolish inheritance tax.
- Abolish vat on bikes and cycling accessories.
- Legalised killing burglars or trespassers.
- Teachers union abolished, they will have to do admin work in the summer and pay capped at €40k and 22 days if annual leave like the rest of us.
- Twitter to be banned. Bloggers, vloggers and influencers to the gas chamber.
- Artificial sweeteners in drinks, foodstuffs, mouthwash, chewing gum to be banned. Possession, consumption or manufacturing or said will result in death by boiling in water.
- Slot machines to be banned.
I'm aware the EU mightn't agreed with me