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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of our stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

    Same question?
    I'm glad he paid dearly, Redneck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of are stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

    Same question?

    It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*

    By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    beejee wrote: »
    It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*

    By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?

    That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

    Are you in any way religious?


  • Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭Heart Break Kid


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

    Are you in any way religious?

    Nope, No God gets my Sunday sleep ins.

    Covid gets more serious? Do you have a pandemic escape plan?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

    Are you in any way religious?

    I believe that the gigantic gulfs of the unknown tend toward a certain sentience beyond our recognition. Much in the way that not only are ants "unaware" of human existence, they don't have the wherewithal to even form the very question.

    Have you fondled a fancy lately?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Nope, No God gets my Sunday sleep ins.

    Covid gets more serious? Do you have a pandemic escape plan?

    Take up religion, maybe.

    Who will be our new overlords when this is all over?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

    Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?

    No, never did anything like that in my life. People make mistakes, no matter how horrid the results. That's life. But people who do things out of spite? Out of malicious intent? Oh man, they're going to pay, the name is put in the book and it's only a matter of when, and not if.

    What is your favourite asymmetrical food?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    beejee wrote: »
    No, never did anything like that in my life. People make mistakes, no matter how horrid the results. That's life. But people who do things out of spite? Out of malicious intent? Oh man, they're going to pay, the name is put in the book and it's only a matter of when, and not if.

    What is your favourite asymmetrical food?

    Nothing asymmetrical passes these lips.

    What is yours?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

    Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?

    What a prick! Hope you get him back!
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Take up religion, maybe.

    Who will be our new overlords when this is all over?

    Cats !!! 🐈🐈🐈🐈

    Do you agree?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    What a prick! Hope you get him back!



    Cats !!! ðŸˆðŸˆðŸˆðŸˆ

    Do you agree?

    Yes!
    How will you worship them?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject71


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Yes!
    How will you worship them?

    I'm not a cat person so I'm sure I would be at the top of their sacrifice list,heh.

    Favorite wild cat?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Nothing asymmetrical passes these lips.

    What is yours?

    Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

    Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I'm not a cat person so I'm sure I would be at the top of their sacrifice list,heh.

    Favorite wild cat?

    Snow leopard.

    Favourite mammal (outside domestic pets, and I said MAMMAL, Seph)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    beejee wrote: »
    Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

    Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?

    I can't answer that, it's a secret.

    What secret society would you like to set up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject71


    The horse of course,heh.

    Same question?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    The horse of course,heh.

    Same question?

    The sloth. I feel an affinity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I can't answer that, it's a secret.

    What secret society would you like to set up?

    One in which tedious, nonsensical rituals are central, but ultimately wields power over the course of human destiny with whimsical abandon. So, The Society for the Furtherment of Pomegranate Picklers Supremacy, or similar.

    If you were to appear during the dark ages of medieval Europe, are you likely to die horribly relatively quickly or manipulate your way to being ruler of earth?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,180 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I think the unwashed smell would kill me.

    What nonsensical rule would you like to enforce?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    I think the unwashed smell would kill me.

    What nonsensical rule would you like to enforce?

    That all people, next Tuesday, with a height of precisely 5'5.5" be sacrificed to the pigeon God, Almighty Lord Piebald The Reasonable

    And you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 877 ✭✭✭_Godot_


    Everyone must get up and twirl at least once every hour while awake.

    If you were in a business meeting, would you rather have to burp or fart?


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    _Godot_ wrote: »
    Everyone must get up and twirl at least once every hour while awake.

    If you were in a business meeting, would you rather have to burp or fart?

    fart

    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Snow leopard.

    Favourite mammal (outside domestic pets, and I said MAMMAL, Seph)

    Rusty-spotted cat

    worlds-smallest-wild-cat-rusty-spotted-fb6-png__700.jpg
    beejee wrote: »
    Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

    Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?

    Yes I'm a member of the new world order.
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I can't answer that, it's a secret.

    What secret society would you like to set up?

    I'm part of the new world order
    I think the unwashed smell would kill me.

    What nonsensical rule would you like to enforce?

    you have to wear your pants on your head

    How do you think that would work out?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,180 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    My bits would get cold!

    Would you buy new pants if everyone would see them?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    fart




    Rusty-spotted cat

    worlds-smallest-wild-cat-rusty-spotted-fb6-png__700.jpg



    Yes I'm a member of the new world order.



    I'm part of the new world order



    you have to wear your pants on your head

    How do you think that would work out?

    That depends in whether they are clean or not.

    Which is it to be?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Clean

    How's that?

    That's a relief.

    Do they have to be our own?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject71


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    That's a relief.

    Do they have to be our own?

    If you can fit in them,then it's fair game.

    What shoes/boots to wear with them?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    If you can fit in them,then it's fair game.

    What shoes/boots to wear with them?

    It's got to be wellies.

    Do you think this practice will make social distancing easier ?


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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    It's got to be wellies.

    Do you think this practice will make social distancing easier ?

    Definitely!

    Has everyone in this thread lost their minds?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    No if anything it will make it harder ;)

    Do you agree?

    Whatever floats your boat Sephers!

    Favourite midnight snack?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Hummus and crackers.

    Will you drink more alcohol during thus pandemic?

    To thine own self be true



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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Melted cheese on toast with Lee perrins sauce


    Ever had it?


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