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06-04-2019, 14:52   #31
 
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When you've got to go you've got to go!
Theres a bang of victim blaming of that.
OP was effectively assaulted
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When the sluice gates are about to open and someone is hogging the bog...

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The funniest thing about this thread is that people are taking the OP seriously. Have ye never "met" him before here?

Well played OP.
Not half as good as the women and white knights who believe and get offended over his sexcapde stories
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06-04-2019, 15:36   #34
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He should have waited. There’s two of you there and one of goes into the toilet, you know there’s only one other stall.

Of course, you can start in once you hear the flush but you still shouldn't unleash that level of brown thunder until you hear the hand dryer blast or the main door close.

You get it, Emmet. If there’s two people working together and one goes for a shīt then the other lad should wait until the first lad is finished.
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When my daughter was a teenager her best friend used to hog the bathroom for ages every time she came over for dinner. I risked being accused of perversion by listening in on her using the toilet to overhear her throwing up, “purging” after her meals.

Naturally I called her parents with my concerns and had a chat with my daughter and the pair of them went to counselling over the matter. Now neither of them never stop eating!
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When my daughter was a teenager her best friend used to hog the bathroom for ages every time she came over for dinner. I risked being accused of perversion by listening in on her using the toilet to overhear her throwing up, “purging” after her meals.

Naturally I called her parents with my concerns and had a chat with my daughter and the pair of them went to counselling over the matter. Now neither of them never stop eating!
what’s this got to do with whether two people that know one another should be taking a dump next to one another simultaneously?

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I wouldn't mind as long as the toilet paper was top quality... 3 ply, just fluffy enough, royal emblem, added aloe vera etc.
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what’s this got to do with whether two people that know one another should be taking a dump next to one another simultaneously?

Is the bulemic recovered girl now a fatty?
Both are toilet related.

My daughter’s friend is overweight yes, like my daughter. Obviously I am in no position to comment on my daughter’s friend’s weight because we are not related and due to her history of eating disorders but neither of those apply to my daughter.
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I wouldn't mind as long as the toilet paper was top quality... 3 ply, just fluffy enough, royal emblem, added aloe vera etc.
I never skimp when buying art degrees. Always 4-ply and always with added aloe Vera. It’s like skimping on tea - a false economy.
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I wouldn't mind as long as the toilet paper was top quality... 3 ply, just fluffy enough, royal emblem, added aloe vera etc.
I never skimp when buying art degrees. Always 4-ply and always with added aloe Vera. It’s like skimping on tea - a false economy.
I'm told its actually a very challenging course... if you're stoned most of the time.
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Johnny Flash is the funniest fuc, man I've never met. No wonder he's so successful with the buers.
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I never skimp when buying art degrees. Always 4-ply and always with added aloe Vera. It’s like skimping on tea - a false economy.
It might feel nice on yer backside but enjoy unblocking your choked sewage system.
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It might feel nice on yer backside but enjoy unblocking your choked sewage system.
I agree. Anything over two ply or quilted is just indulgent and wasteful.
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I agree. Anything over two ply or quilted is just indulgent and wasteful.
False economy as I said yesterday, Emmet. 3 sheets of 4 ply is usually sufficient for a second, third and forth pass - you can use up a roll of 2-ply if there’s a lot of ‘paperwork’ required.
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In the male jacks in work a foreigner always put his ****ty toilet paper into the bin. Everyone knew who it was and the cleaners went mental with HR and said there is nothing we can do about it.

Cleaner ended up removing the bin alltogether and HR eventually got a hand dryer in.
I'd say your man eventually flushed it or put it into a zip lock in his backpack.
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