Just dropped a Richard III myself. Nasty little sting in the tail was a wee nugget the cigar cutter didn’t get quite right. Was dangling off the arse hairs and when I stood up it fell straight into the jocks
I’m not the better for that experience at all. Only single ply bog roll here, it’s like trying to wipe your arse with baking parchment
Pick her up with a kitchen fork and drop in to the pan.
Remember to wash the fork well.