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What porn gets you off?

cosmicfart · 2011-11-23 14:34:55

So I knocked out a home run last night after clicking on a link that brought me to a site which could be only described as a "virtual arousing blonde twosome show" that went on for about 20 minutes of which I lasted about 10. I tend to drain the well once a month but it had only been about two weeks since I had last…

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#32 23-11-2011 3:52pm

some random drunk

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I love those movies where a bunch of Brazilian lesbians get covered in chocolate.....it is chocolate right?

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#33 23-11-2011 3:53pm

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Ladies never have to do all the work

and you wonder why men invented porn?:rolleyes::p;)

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#34 23-11-2011 3:54pm

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Dotrel wrote: »

You two should talk.

I do, often. Helps greatly with communication I find.

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#35 23-11-2011 3:55pm

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BBDBB wrote: »

and you wonder why men invented porn?:rolleyes::p;)

Men didn't invent porn, we just like you to think you did.

The ladys are always in control:)

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#36 23-11-2011 3:55pm

Latchy

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Blast your ma with wee porn .

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#37 23-11-2011 3:56pm

The King of Moo

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super_furry wrote: »

....

^^^
This kind also.

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#38 23-11-2011 3:57pm

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Ladies never have to do all the work

just make sandwiches after

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#39 23-11-2011 3:57pm

I Heart Internet

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What porn gets me off?

I find anything with the sound turned on gets me put off the bus usually.

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#40 23-11-2011 3:58pm

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how did the two girls 1 cup come about?

Like, there has to be thousands of scat videos out there. It had to of been some sick pervy dude 'sharing' this video "he found" while slapping the tag line 2 girls 1 cup

.. probably be described by his mates as so funny for sending it to them. but in reality some sick fu*k wanting to share his kink with his mates :pac:

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#41 23-11-2011 3:58pm

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I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?

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#42 23-11-2011 3:58pm

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danniemcq wrote: »

just make sandwiches after

Only if he has pleased us enough, ladies never settle for second best!

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#43 23-11-2011 3:59pm

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tempura wrote: »

Men didn't invent porn, we just like you to think you did.

The "actresses" are always in control:)

FYP. :pac:

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#44 23-11-2011 4:00pm

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The King of Moo wrote: »

^^^
This kind also.

Ahhh I see. Sorry, I'm more into this kind of Super Furries, and made this account a decade ago when that other, more deviant kind, weren't a thing.

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#45 23-11-2011 4:01pm

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threesomes and lesbian antics

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#46 23-11-2011 4:02pm

The King of Moo

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Macken200 wrote: »

I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?

You really like the word "like."

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#47 23-11-2011 4:02pm

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Propane and propane accessories

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#48 23-11-2011 4:03pm

The King of Moo

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super_furry wrote: »

Ahhh I see. Sorry, I'm more into this kind of Super Furries, and made this account a decade ago when that other, more deviant kind, weren't a thing.

They're kind of sexy, in a Welsh sort of way. :pac:

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#49 23-11-2011 4:05pm

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Went to the doctor because I was getting pains in my leg.
He told me to strip and lie on the couch.

After a little while, 'You are gonna have to stop the ****', says he.

Says I; 'why, is that what's causing the pain?'

'No, I'm trying to fecking examine you!', says he.

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#50 23-11-2011 4:08pm

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tempura wrote: »

Im a lady, we last all night !

If we last all night, we are no ladies

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#51 23-11-2011 4:08pm

Macken200

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The King of Moo wrote: »

You really like the word "like."

What's not to like about it.. tis a good word when used in good context

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#52 23-11-2011 4:10pm

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ANAL.

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#53 23-11-2011 4:10pm

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My fetish is due to growing up with Dial-up internet....

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn.png

http://xkcd.com/598/

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#54 23-11-2011 4:13pm

smash

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Macken200 wrote: »

I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?

Know your lookalikes... She if she's there!

If not, post the video here anyway!

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#55 23-11-2011 4:13pm

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hondasam wrote: »

If we last all night, we are no ladies

Hehe point I was hoping some people got

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#56 23-11-2011 4:14pm

upandcumming

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Amputee Porn!

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#57 23-11-2011 4:14pm

upandcumming

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chin_grin wrote: »

Womb Raider.
In Diana Jones.
A Tale of Two T!tties.
In-deep-end-ance Day.

Inspect-her Gadget
Jurassic Prick

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#58 23-11-2011 4:15pm

smash

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upandcumming wrote: »

Amputee Porn!

It always cuts a little short.

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#59 23-11-2011 4:16pm

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Good Housekeeping

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#60 23-11-2011 4:23pm

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Porn-flakes do it for me.
Usually in the mornings but occasionally late at night as well.
Depends on my humour really.

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#61 23-11-2011 4:24pm

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Mythbusters porn

(yes that image freaks me out too)

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