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  • #1232
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:
    I can safely say that I've never seen anyone with this as their status.


  • #1233
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Sky King wrote: »
    I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?

    If the poster didn't clearly state they were a girl then the thread was pointless.

    Like sad bitches who kiss down the pub so all the boys will watch.

    Yawn city.


  • #1234
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #1235
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    please dont say your mam and dad are on your friend list
    Nope, mom did add me last week though.

    If she saw the things I said on there, she'd die, so I'm doing her a favour ignoring her.


  • #1236
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    -Corkie- wrote: »
    Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:
    I can safely say that I've never seen anyone with this as their status.

    I have and he tagged people into his location in the toilet.


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  • #1237
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    plein de force wrote: »
    "Omg lst nte wz grt, cnt rmebr mst f it tho ha wz gas doh lve d grls"
    Oh my god, last night was great, c*nt member missed f-ing it though, was gas though, I've the girls?

    I give up trying to translate, that "friend" of yours is headache inducing, ask them if their keyboard is broken...


  • #1238
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.

    This thread does not apply to you so please go away.


  • #1239
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    parker kent wrote: »
    OK Sherlock, it is not 100% clear, but we do have this mysterious clue....



    Hmm. Tricky.

    Yeah I should probably have read the original post in its entirety... and probably before I drank the bottle of wine as well.

    Thanks for your help though... and calling me sherlock was a good one. Because he's a really good detective isn't he? And what I did there was really not like something a good detective would do! I am chuckling away to myself here. Great gag!


  • #1240
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I think posters should have at least 100 posts before they can create stupid threads!

    You don't make the rules buddy.....build a bridge.


  • #1241
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    parker kent wrote: »
    Wait...the numbers don't add up here. Why would you become Facebook friends with people that you had sex with at least 15 years ago? How and why are you still in contact? College friends? I'm not Facebook friends with people I had sex with in college 2 years ago, let alone 15!

    because im 37 or 38, cant remember, anyway im friends with a lot of ex's I dont see a problem with that, also, I never went to collage *gasps of unbelievement from all other boardsies ha.


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  • #1242
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    brummytom wrote: »
    Nope, mom did add me last week though.

    If she saw the things I said on there, she'd die, so I'm doing her a favour ignoring her.

    You cannot ignore your mom, she knows everything brummy, if you saw the thing she said on there you would probably die.:pac:


  • #1243
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    So OP, not only are you a shoplifter but you're also a durty jesabelle? And a bisexual attention seeker? Have you ever considered an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show?


  • #1244
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Sky King wrote: »
    Yeah I should probably have read the original post in its entirety... and probably before I drank the bottle of wine as well.

    Thanks for your help though... and calling me sherlock was a good one. Because he's a really good detective isn't he? And what I did there was really not like something a good detective would do! I am chuckling away to myself here. Great gag!

    Well the saying "no shít Sherlock" is pretty pervasive so it was not a nasty reference. So you should take my post in the light hearted manner intended.


  • #1245
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    feelingblue wrote: »
    This thread does not apply to you so please go away.
    feelingblue wrote: »
    You don't make the rules buddy.....build a bridge.

    You don't make the rules either !!


  • #1246
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have 337 facebook friends and I've sex'd 9 of them. I'd sex the other 328 if I had the chance. 'cept family.


  • #1247
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    feelingblue wrote: »
    This thread does not apply to you so please go away.
    feelingblue wrote: »
    You don't make the rules buddy.....build a bridge.

    The internet equivalent of walking into a glass door.


  • #1248
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    phasers wrote: »
    So OP, not only are you a shoplifter but you're also a durty jesabelle? And a bisexual attention seeker? Have you ever considered an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show?

    Don't you try change me Phasers!!:p


  • #1249
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    because im 37 or 38, cant remember, anyway im friends with a lot of ex's I dont see a problem with that, also, I never went to collage *gasps of unbelievement from all other boardsies ha.

    You can't remember what age you are?!

    I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".


  • #1250
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    hondasam wrote: »
    You don't make the rules either !!

    Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make the sex.


  • #1251
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make up that I've had sex.

    Ahh...


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  • #1252
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    Who moved me??? And why???


  • #1253
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make the sex.

    I have zero interest in talking to kids, get with dumbell, he is a virgin as well.
    come back tell us all about it, we might believe you.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=425517


  • #1254
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    leggo wrote: »
    Ahh...

    Your clever:D


  • #1255
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Who moved me??? And why???

    You need to ask? school is out.


  • #1256
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    parker kent wrote: »
    You can't remember what age you are?!

    I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".

    was never in college, and Limerick is a very small place, ie, its easy to get around when your young free and single. Obviously you and I are 2 very different people when it comes to past friends


  • #1257
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Who moved me??? And why???

    A mod.

    And because your thread sucks.


  • #1258
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    parker kent wrote: »
    You can't remember what age you are?!

    I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".


    As for my age, iv'e had a lot of Bacardi right now ha


  • #1259
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    hondasam wrote: »
    I have zero interest in talking to kids, get with dumbell, he is a virgin as well.
    come back tell us all about it, we might believe you.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=425517

    I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.


  • #1260
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    feelingblue wrote: »
    I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

    Too many hints that you are a male re-reg tbh.


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  • #1261
    sonic85
    Registered Users Posts: 4,203 ✭✭✭sonic85


    sh!t threads all rolled into one. loving it. now if only there was a big delete button somewhere


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