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Mohammed LOL

Hagar · 2006-02-02 14:03:21

Nothing funny to see here. Move along.

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#62 07-02-2006 9:43am

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CiaranC wrote:

Why cant we post images on boards?

Some of the forums allow directly linked images, but forums where it has been abused in the past don't allow it.

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#63 07-02-2006 9:46am

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A humour forum with no embedded images. Seems retarded.

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#64 07-02-2006 10:30am

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CiaranC wrote:

A humour forum with no embedded images. Seems retarded.

Not really. It means in not dispalying the images you there is a little gap in between reading the thread and viewing the image or the punchline. That tiny little gap makes it funnier imo. What ever the punchline is you can't see it and it doesn't ruin the joke by you looking before hand.

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#65 07-02-2006 12:53pm

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A tad disrespectful this stuff.. people have died at this stage due to these images (well, the oringinals at least).

Still, to say I didn't laugh would be lie.

...bit suprised at Binomate though. Always stuck me as a buttoned-down, straight-laced, do no evil, wet blanket type.. nice to see the double standers come out when it's not your beliefs being questioned / ridiculed.

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#66 07-02-2006 1:15pm

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Goodshape wrote:

A tad disrespectful this stuff.. people have died at this stage due to these images (well, the oringinals at least).

Still, to say I didn't laugh would be lie.

...bit suprised at Binomate though. Always stuck me as a buttoned-down, straight-laced, do no evil, wet blanket type.. nice to see the double standers come out when it's not your beliefs being questioned / ridiculed.

I don't find religion a no go area for humour. I'm not a Chrisitan, yet I laugh at the 'Jesus lol' pictures, 'Father Ted', the 'Life of Brian' and lots of other degrading religious jokes. I will laugh at anything that is funny regardless of who it offends or what the topic is. This includes dead baby jokes, racist jokes, anti semetic jokes, sexist jokes. If you know something isn't true then why bother letting it get to you, you might as well just try and see the funny side of it all.

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#67 07-02-2006 4:12pm

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Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing
discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda
terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting

the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but
Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate
and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following
children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung from one couple:

Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

____________________________________________________________________________________

A Muslim malam died and went to hell. On getting there he was so anxious to meet prophet Mohamed. He saw a 10 storey building. He took the first floor and said to the people he met I want to see MOHAMMED! They refer him to the next floor. This continues until he got to the 10th floor. Reaching there he asked again "I want to see MOHAMMED "he didn’t know he was talking to the angel Gabriel. Angel Gabriel answered and said "Mohammed, bring me some water and come and receive your visitor. The malam fell down and died the second time when he saw Mohammed.

I don't really get this but I said I'd post it up while we are busy mocking Mohammed/Laying the foundations for World War 3

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#68 07-02-2006 4:41pm

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Let's not forget that well-known terrorist, Hous Been Pharteen

The War on Terror rules. Definitely the best war since the original Star Wars movie.

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#69 07-02-2006 11:17pm

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http://www.johncleary.net/mohammed/m.jpg

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#70 08-02-2006 7:26am

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Have you seen this? Someone has turned the tables on poor Dubya...

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2333/georgebushcartoon3pl.jpg

...LOL

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#71 08-02-2006 2:09pm

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MrAbc wrote:

Have you seen this? Someone has turned the tables on poor Dubya...

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2333/georgebushcartoon3pl.jpg

...LOL

This is completely unacceptable, he is the leader of the free world. Lets call a riot and attack every embassy in Dublin, I'll contact Irish Rail to put on the thousands of extra train seat necessary. Now where can I buy a mock suicide bomber belt in Dublin. Hang on the local mosque should have one!

Now will there be huge riots in the US or Anywhere else. I don't think so, Here in Western Democracy's we have a sense of humour and we laugh at Jesus Cartoons and we don't force our women to cover up. Muslims what a bunch of muppets! Over 10 people dead because of lack of humour. :mad:

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#72 08-02-2006 2:20pm

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Piste wrote:

You're all going to Muslim-Hell.
:P

Nooooooooooooo...not Indonesia, I hate that place.

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#73 08-02-2006 3:45pm

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Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Jesus LOL pix were much funnier. Or maybe it was the Valium I took last night.

/me shurgs <---which is different from a shrug, it means most of my body is still limp

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#74 08-02-2006 4:06pm

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Jesus LOL > Mohammed LOL

Therefore, Christianity wins. But...

Chuck Norris > Jesus LOL

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#75 08-02-2006 4:22pm

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MrJoeSoap wrote:

Jesus LOL > Mohammed LOL

Therefore, Christianity wins. But...

Chuck Norris > Jesus LOL

Only one way to sort this Google fight

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#76 08-02-2006 4:35pm

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Binomate wrote:

One more try

Now that one made me laugh.

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#77 08-02-2006 5:40pm

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Eglinton wrote:

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=23296&d=1139276946

My favorite

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#78 08-02-2006 9:33pm

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MistressPandora wrote:

Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Jesus LOL pix were much funnier

i agree. here is a thread with them

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#79 09-02-2006 3:05am

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http://members.boards.ie/colhol/whitetshirt.jpg

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#80 09-02-2006 3:12am

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what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

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#81 09-02-2006 3:12am

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what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

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#82 09-02-2006 3:16am

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shut up drdre and get a clue

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#83 09-02-2006 3:38am

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drdre wrote:

what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

Look, and you'll find a "Jesus LOL" thread. And its "no body". Also, we do a great job mocking our own religon:D:p;)

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#84 09-02-2006 3:42am

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drdre wrote:

what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

Mwahahaha, what a great comment! I'm pretty sure every Religion has been mocked at this stage, and more than likely is mocked regularly.

And rightly so, in my humble and non-god-fearing opinion.

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#85 09-02-2006 3:49am

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Don't read if your a Muslim...

21 Virgin cheque

Missing Muhammed

New Super Shaving Cream!

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#86 09-02-2006 2:58pm

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Hagar wrote:

Nothing funny to see here. Move along.

^^^ Taxi for one ^^^

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#87 09-02-2006 5:58pm

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drdre wrote:

what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

obviously Jesus LOL is invisible to you

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#88 09-02-2006 6:45pm

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drdre wrote:

what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

i suppose you didn't notice the jesus lol pics in this thread? and never saw the life of brian. or read the official god faq. those extremists have to learn that we don't want to live by their rules and throwing a tantrum isn't going to solve anything

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#89 09-02-2006 7:43pm

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wish i knew how to use photoshop, would love to do mohammed in front of a load of paparazzi saying "no photos , lol " or sitting at a bar with some lads saying "one for the road lol".

but that would be bad.

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#90 09-02-2006 8:37pm

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growler wrote:

wish i knew how to use photoshop, would love to do mohammed in front of a load of paparazzi saying "no photos , lol " or sitting at a bar with some lads saying "one for the road lol".

but that would be bad.

Just use paint. I've no clue about photoshop either.

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#91 10-02-2006 1:53am

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http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/2788/go0gle6zg.gif

A product of Karomas' good work with photoshop and IRC.

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