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Hi all,
Vanilla are planning an update to the site on April 24th (next Wednesday). It is a major PHP8 update which is expected to boost performance across the site. The site will be down from 7pm and it is expected to take about an hour to complete. We appreciate your patience during the update.
Thanks all.

PLEASE COMPLAINT

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    #32
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Frank Sinatra wrote: »
    I FIGURED IT OUT IT I WAS TRYING TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ON THE MICROWAVE AND IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

    YOU'RE WELCOME


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    #33
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    NO THAT WILL BE ALL THANK YOU


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    #34
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Hi sir, I'm afraid that you've not yet met our quota for lacklustre support and condescension. Please hold the line while we play annoying muzak covers of your own greatest hits, and every time the music stops and you think someone is coming back to you, it'll be a pre-recorded message about how important your call is to us.


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    #35
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ah I'm very hard on myself. I ain't so bad.

    Drag me to hell. Class show :pac:


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    #36
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    HELLO IT'S FRANK AGAIN CAN I LOG A SUPPORT TICKET PLEASE I HAVE ANOTHER IT ISSUE THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING


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    #37
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Frank Sinatra wrote: »
    HELLO IT'S FRANK AGAIN CAN I LOG A SUPPORT TICKET PLEASE I HAVE ANOTHER IT ISSUE THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING

    FIRE AWAY FRANK, WE'RE HERE TO HELP.


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    #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Frank Sinatra wrote: »
    HELLO IT'S FRANK AGAIN CAN I LOG A SUPPORT TICKET PLEASE I HAVE ANOTHER IT ISSUE THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING

    What may be the issue Sir?


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    #39
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    THANK YOU FOR THE SPEEDY RESPONDE CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION I TRIED PRINTING A DOT GIF FILE BUT IT ISNT MOVING DO I NEED TO REINSTALL MY PRINTER


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Frank Sinatra wrote: »
    THANK YOU FOR THE SPEEDY RESPONDE CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION I TRIED PRINTING A DOT GIF FILE BUT IT ISNT MOVING DO I NEED TO REINSTALL MY PRINTER

    Sir may I ask what model your printer is?


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    #41
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    IT IS A LENOVA MACBOOK PRO


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Frank Sinatra wrote: »
    IT IS A LENOVA MACBOOK PRO

    Sir would you mind taking your Lenovo Macbook Pro and sticking it up your ass?


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    #43
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sir would you mind taking your Lenovo Macbook Pro and sticking it up your ass?

    That's how I usually fix things. Or else you can turn it off and then on again.


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    #44
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sir would you mind taking your Lenovo Macbook Pro and sticking it up your ass?

    I TRIED THIS BUT IT DIDNT FIT. IT'S OK NOW I CALLED THE OTHER HELPDESK AND THEY FIXED MY ISSUE BY ORDERING A NEW MACHINE. THENK.


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    #45
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Dears Sir Sinataras,

    We hope that your new MacFissure Pro was installs with success and pleasure. Please be kind and full in feedback forms for your experiences with me and us and them. Especially THEM.

    Reguards,
    TECHSPORT


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    #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DEAR TECK SUPPORT!

    MY APPLEORANGE APPEARS STUCK ON A MOST UNSAVOURABLE IMAGE OF SINATRAS ASS! WHEN WILL NORMAL SERVICE BE RESUMED.

    REGARDS
    MISSUS PERSEPOLY.


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    #47
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Dear Pearsolopine,

    Welcomes to new services. You welcome.

    Rearguards,
    Sipport


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    #48
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Dear Perse_strings420

    Rats out.

    Kind regards,

    DISGRUNTLED CUSTOMER


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dear disgruntled customer,

    Please excuse my colleague, Persil. I have handed down the appropriate punishment and can assure you that she will no longer be a nuisance.

    Did you manage to source a Mac book Lenovo to fit your intellectually challenged requirements?

    Regards,
    THE MANAGER.


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    #50
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    DEAR MANAGER

    HOW RUDE. I WISH YOU WERE POLISH IN 1943

    KIND RETARDS


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Frank Sinatra wrote: »
    DEAR MANAGER

    HOW RUDE. I WISH YOU WERE POLISH IN 1943

    KIND RETARDS

    Hugs?


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    #52
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Hugs?

    I want a hug!


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    #53
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    T-H-I-C-C--H-U-G-Z-


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I want a hug!

    Hugs for all :)


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    #55
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Hugs for all :)

    Thanks. I love hugs.


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    #56
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Thanks. I love hugs.

    Me too Shpud. They are good for the soul.


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    #57
    Wang Kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Me too Shpud. They are good for the soul.

    I prefer something else to hugs


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    #58
    GhostyMcGhost
    Registered Users Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭GhostyMcGhost


    Wang Kerr wrote: »
    I prefer something else to hugs

    Pugs?

    I like pugs.


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    #59
    Wang Kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    GhostyMcGhost wrote: »
    Pugs?

    I like pugs.

    Pugs are the ugliest.
    "Punches for Pugs"


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    #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jesus they are all out this morning.

    Wang Kerr, i have my eye on you ;-p


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    #61
    Wang Kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Jesus they are all out this morning.

    Wang Kerr, i have my eye on you ;-p

    What....Again?


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