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If you only had one punch in the face?

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    #62
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Muhammad Ali - So when i'm old i could impress people with tales of how i once knocked him out (i'd leave out the part where this happened when he was in the latter stages of his life and suffering from Parkinson's)


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    #63
    Blatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    Piers Morgan.


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    #64
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    lukesmom wrote: »
    That one in the aviva ad who is 'worried about her tiny baby, and her husband'

    HAHAHA

    I fukcing hate her, so glad I'm not the only one. Her voice makes my teeth clench and I found myself shouting at her on the telly the other day "What da fuq do you have to worry about ya moanbag, you have feckin health insurance" :mad::o

    I think I'll have to punch Mary Harney... really just a science experiment as much as hatred.

    To see if she wobbles like a jelly when punched in the gob :pac:


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    #65
    rainbow kirby
    Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    David Quinn. Very punchable, very punchable indeed.


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    #66
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Smidge wrote: »

    HAHAHA

    I fukcing hate her, so glad I'm not the only one. Her voice makes my teeth clench and I found myself shouting at her on the telly the other day "What da fuq do you have to worry about ya moanbag, you have feckin health insurance" :mad::o

    I think I'll have to punch Mary Harney... really just a science experiment as much as hatred.

    To see if she wobbles like a jelly when punched in the gob :pac:


    I think the dic*head worried about her tiny baby is the same one in the eircom phonewatch ad, the blonde one? Could be wrong


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    #67
    spankysue
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Charlie Sheen, he just has a really punchable face....


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    #68
    Xlami
    Registered Users Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Xlami


    Any pathetic loser who reposted or put up a status regarding that Joseph Kony video deserves to me smacked very hard as do the sheep who wear Dre Beats. But if I only had one it'd go to none other than:


    The slap head who does master chef Ireland. That is the most morally wrong program ever broadcast on these shores. Over produced garbage, as food critics you'd think they'd enjoy a bit of food but I've never seen them talk about food with anything but distain. And all the starving people in Africa, yet slaphead makes out as if you don;t deserve to be alive if your pavlova has collapsed. He's a horrible slaphead.


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    #69
    ArnoldJRimmer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Brendan O'Carroll, followed by Gerald Kean


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    #70
    m4r10
    Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭m4r10


    Does a small man count as a man or a child? If as a man, then I'd punch the Barcelona football team midgets, especially when they're gathered around refs!


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    #71
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    lukesmom wrote: »
    I think the dic*head worried about her tiny baby is the same one in the eircom phonewatch ad, the blonde one? Could be wrong

    And also, what the hell is wrong with her husband that she is so worried about him after she had babies?
    FFS do us a favour ad people!!
    You have twins(I think it was twins in the ad) and you are whinging about your poor husband?
    It's disrespectful to men and women imo.


    Also, if I have a chance for a second punch it would be Brendan O'Connor.

    He makes me want to spit nails.


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    #72
    Thespoofer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    The wedding conman.... Franc or is it Fronc..can't stand that guy..








    very evil thoughts enters mind each time he is seen...


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    #73
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    Can I tape Ronan Keating, Louis Walshe and old Fat-head McFadden together, with a hand grenade in the little triangle between their the backs of their heads.

    Then I'll punch Louis hard enough in the face to make pop the release, take a photo of their faces for the last three seconds of their lives and then bask in the pink mist. Music and taste would owe me one.:rolleyes:


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    #74
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Rachel Allen. God she's so irritating.

    I'd give her a warning though, tell her to stop talking like a twat or I'll punch her.

    And make me a sandwich!


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    #75
    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    Aoife "Tiny Tears" Quinn


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    #76
    SEANoftheDEAD
    Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭SEANoftheDEAD


    That little b0llocks in the eircom broadband ad...

    "Ok we're done"

    Actually I think id just kick him to death!


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    #77
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    ^ My uncle once went on a still-fondly-remembered rant where he opined that "If there's one f***er I'd like to kick to death, it's Michael Lowry".

    John Waters is my choice.


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    #78
    Matt_Trakker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    Jesus..........but he's probably dead.

    So, living, I'd like to say Maggie Thatcher, but she wouldn't remember it, oh the choices....ok, final answer, Liam Neeson.
    Just for the craic, he'd pummel me after it but I'd always be able to say I punched Liam mudda****in Neeson and I said "I will find you and I will kill you" as I'm doing it.


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    #79
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Yeah Rachel Allen. 'pat Sam batter in the aven'


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    #80
    13spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    Jason Byrne. Just because you shout, it doesn't make it funny :mad:


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    #81
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Adele King


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    #82
    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,796 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Yeah Rachel Allen. 'pat Sam batter in the aven'

    I'd pat sam batter in her aeven......

    For my punch - Kathy Sinnott, or Id be happy to let the wife wind up and take a swing at her


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    #83
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    the knob who designed cork airport with no smoking area


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    #84
    9959
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    If I could substitute my punch with pouring a bucket of steaming hot faeces over someone's head, then I'd choose that boring, simpering, patronising, pious, sanctimonious, narrow minded, holier-than-thou, self- proclaimed 'pro-life feminist', patron of the Iona Institute and - wait there's worse - teacher, Breda O'Brien.

    Doubtless her tortuous views on the tragic death of Savita Halappanavar should make for some excruciating reading as she tip-toes her way 'round the obvious injustice of it all whilst at the same time clinging to her doctrinaire Catholicism and her oxymoronic, or should that be moronic, 'pro-life feminism'.


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    #85
    The212
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭The212


    Amanda Brunker.

    Right in the baby-maker


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    #86
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Judy.


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    #87
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    lukesmom wrote: »
    That one in the aviva ad who is 'worried about her tiny baby, and her husband'

    That really annoys me too - Why the fcuk is she worried about her husband when she's just given birth to newborn twins?
    Seriously what an effing tw@t!


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Daithi O Se, closely followed by Ray Shah and the gay boys One Direction.

    Just line them up and wind up a Ryu style punch in the face!


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    #89
    jimmy the car
    Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭jimmy the car


    Chuggers. One punch per attempted handshake while walking down the street seems fair enough.


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    #90
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    If I only had 1 punch, I would have to punch my dad.

    But if I had another, maybe Kathryn Thomas? Blainaid (or however you spell it) Marty Whelan? Adam Sandler? Julia Roberts? Jessica Biel? Lee Evans? The brother in 'iCarly'? All of Fair City? George Bush?
    I don't know, there's just so many.


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    #91
    Leiva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Leiva


    Anyone one of the pajama wearing knackers in the food isle of the local supermarket.


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