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    #62
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    You could probably say the same about Brazilian men in fairness. I dance like I have 3 left feet and 10 willies. Brazilian women are fiery with phenomenal arses.

    It's all disco dude.....
    Put on Rasputin - Boney M wash the dishs and get those hips poping side to side to the beat.... Your half way there :cool:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q


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    #63
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    A mate of mine married a Brazilian bird. Big mistake. She was a looker at the time, but now has a head on her like something you’d see on Crimecall. And an arse like two sacks of onions. She’s also very jealous and possessive, and just a bit of a head melter to be honest. Some lads kind of like that though.

    A friend if mine married a Brazilian girl about five years ago , stunning looking but completely mad.
    The marriage lasted about six months with him moving out from an apartment they shared.

    He doesn't talk much about her but the OH and myself were in his new apartment about a year and asked him if he knew where she was , he pointed out the window and said probably waiting in the dark outside with a knife to kill him.


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    #64
    LeYouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭LeYouth


    Eye opening thread


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    #65
    CrankyHaus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    corner of hells wrote: »
    A friend if mine married a Brazilian girl about five years ago , stunning looking but completely mad.
    The marriage lasted about six months with him moving out from an apartment they shared.

    He doesn't talk much about her but the OH and myself were in his new apartment about a year and asked him if he knew where she was , he pointed out the window and said probably waiting in the dark outside with a knife to kill him.

    This could happen with someone of any nationality though.

    If you marry based on looks alone and ignore serious personality problems you'll get serious trouble.

    At most I'd say the only difference with Brazilian women is that Irish men may score above their level with them, so you'll get eejits blinded by the looks of their new GF and oblivious to her problems until it's too late.

    The only Irish-Brazilian marriage I know is a perfectly happy one. She's stayed in good shape too. In fact I'm sceptical of the idea that Brazilian women pile on the pounds as they age any worse than Irish women (or men for that matter).


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    #66
    LeYouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭LeYouth


    CrankyHaus wrote: »
    This could happen with someone of any nationality though.

    If you marry based on looks alone and ignore serious personality problems you'll get serious trouble.

    At most I'd say the only difference with Brazilian women is that Irish men may score above their level with them, so you'll get eejits blinded by the looks of their new GF and oblivious to her problems until it's too late.

    The only Irish-Brazilian marriage I know is a perfectly happy one. She's started in good shape too. In fact I'm sceptical of the idea that Brazilian women pile on the pounds as they age any worse than Irish women (or men for that matter).

    Absolutely agree with the points in this post. Getting carried away by the looks and novelty of dating a beautiful foreigner is no excuse to not give her personality the same scrutiny as you would a local girl's.

    Some student posted in this thread about some foreigner not continuing to date once she learned about his job status. A lot of these ones coming in here are opportunistic - people should be careful.


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    #67
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I was online messing around with dating sites circa 2006/2007. I met some right lunatics.

    Polish birds were all over it at the time and they all had one thing in common- ulterior motives as in always looking for something. I just wanted a few easy shags but they were not that quick to put out but they wanted to use you (and not for sex either).

    No idea what the lay of the land is like now as married since 2010 (not an online hook up)


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    #68
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    You could probably say the same about Brazilian men in fairness. I dance like I have 3 left feet and 10 willies. Brazilian women are fiery with phenomenal arses.

    I've only a sample size of one in terms of Brazilian ladies however she did have a dynamite ass. It wasn't just bigger/rounder but seemed to sit up more like she had a balcony ass bra on or something. I'll never forget her walking by a closed curtain in the early morning light and her side profile was silhouetted against the curtain, class.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #69
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,278 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Any guy I've talked to doing any form of online dating has said it was rough enough and full of people just looking for validation or a free meal. Rejections in person also much more polite than with people on the internet.


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    #70
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    partyguinness wrote: »

    Polish birds were all over it at the time and they all had one thing in common- ulterior motives as in always looking for something. I just wanted a few easy shags but they were not that quick to put out but they wanted to use you (and not for sex either).

    Everyone has ulterior motives; yours was to get laid.


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    #71
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,278 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    Everyone has ulterior motives; yours was to get laid.

    Isn't that tacitly accepted when people are on Tinder? Other platforms might be different.


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    #72
    fran38
    Registered Users Posts: 504 ✭✭✭fran38


    So i met this Brazilian wan after a friend hooked us up. After two dates she was looking to get married within six months because she loved me so much and wanted to look after me. She had literally no English and most of our conversations required the phone out with google translate at the ready. She got sick of my protestations that to get married, we'd need to get to know each other, are we compatible , move in together after a while to see can we live with each other. Y'know , normal behaviour type stuff. But no, she was acting like she had a suicide bomb chained to her chest and the only way to disable it was to get married.....yesterday. Crazy **** like.
    But c'mere, she was some ride. Gorgeous arse but her nipples!!! Like fag butts. I could still be gnawing away on 'em.


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    #73
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    kowloon wrote: »
    Isn't that tacitly accepted when people are on Tinder? Other platforms might be different.

    To be fair I dont t think that was too ulterior...ðŸ˜


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    #74
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    partyguinness wrote: »
    I was online messing around with dating sites circa 2006/2007. I met some right lunatics.

    Polish birds were all over it at the time and they all had one thing in common- ulterior motives as in always looking for something. I just wanted a few easy shags but they were not that quick to put out but they wanted to use you (and not for sex either).

    No idea what the lay of the land is like now as married since 2010 (not an online hook up)
    I don't know about ulterior motives but from my experience they always expect the man to pay for everything on dates. Old fashioned I guess.


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    #75
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    I don't know about ulterior motives but from my experience they always expect the man to pay for everything on dates. Old fashioned I guess.

    Don't go on extravagant first dates.

    Problem solved.


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    #76
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    I don't know about ulterior motives but from my experience they always expect the man to pay for everything on dates. Old fashioned I guess.

    Isn’t it a thing now that people go on dates to get a free meal out?

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #77
    Randy Archer
    Registered Users Posts: 859 ✭✭✭Randy Archer


    Flimsy_Boat wrote: »
    Pretty sure none of the Irish people here would like to go to a boardscanada.ca or boardsaustralia.com.au site and see the OP talking about their sexually undesirable private parts (see booty comment from OP) and how they are just looking to marry a local for passport reasons.

    OP is out of line.

    Jog on ! You are also oblivious to what after hours is about, moreover, contrary to what was claimed, there was nothing racist uttered, nor have you any evidence that anyone here chased chicks for passports in other countries so the nonsense about Hypocrisy has no basis .


    You can bet your last dollar ,euro etc , the Canadian boards etc are talking about similar stuff !

    Spare us your virtue signalling .


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    #78
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Don't go on extravagant first dates.

    Problem solved.
    I don't. I usually just go for a fat white.


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    #79
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Coffee or meeting for a drink the day after is fine. Any man bringing a tinder date out for dinner on the first date is going nowhere fast.

    Suggest something inexpensive like above or a walk in the park. If that is agreed to then there is genuine interest, if not, you are better off.


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    #80
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,278 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Coffee or meeting for a drink the day after is fine. Any man bringing a tinder date out for dinner on the first date is going nowhere fast.

    Suggest something inexpensive like above or a walk in the park. If that is agreed to then there is genuine interest, if not, you are better off.

    I would actually prefer a coffee or something like that, trying to have a conversation while munching away isn't as easy.


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    #81
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    kowloon wrote: »
    I would actually prefer a coffee or something like that, trying to have a conversation while munching away isn't as easy.

    No, and less pressure too, at the end of the day it's about trying to get to know someone in a relaxed manner.

    And for God sake men, don't do the cinema on the first date either.


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    #82
    DanielODonnell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    Tinder makes me sick, if I made an account with my photos I would be rejected by my looks match, why do women think they deserve to date up?

    I carried out a Tinder experiment, there are alot of Tinder experiments online. I used photos of a handsome pretty boy, a Justin Bieber or Niall Whorein type and I got plenty of matches but they never made conversation. I started the conversation and it was clear none of them were even interested in talking, the photos I used were realistic, they weren't pro model photos. I think I got banned though for asking a girl from Derry if she would sell me photos of her massive breasts. Women on there are just on it for the validation to inflate their ego, many of them would already have boyfriends. I pity the men who have to date those young feminists anyway, imagine the pressure you would have living up to their lifestyle.

    In the Tinder experiments I have seen from USA mostly women didn't care when a handsome man was crude and misogynistic to them but when a basic man said the same things they blocked him. Also when fake handsome man said they were in prison or unemployed women didn't care but if basic man wrote that he would be blocked.


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    #83
    Mild Mannered Jim
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2 ✭Mild Mannered Jim


    DanielODonnell wrote: »

    In the Tinder experiments I have seen from USA mostly women didn't care when a handsome man was crude and misogynistic to them but when a basic man said the same things they blocked him. Also when fake handsome man said they were in prison or unemployed women didn't care but if basic man wrote that he would be blocked.

    Amazing how women can only detect bad personality and misogyny in ugly guys!


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    #84
    Portmanteau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭Portmanteau


    "I think I got banned though for asking a girl from Derry if she would sell me photos of her massive breasts" :D


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    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »

    And for God sake men, don't do the cinema on the first date either.


    I only went on a cinema date once and it was 'Blades of Glory'. I actually completely forgot I was on a date for most of it.

    She had issues- she was engaged to a guy and they were living together but they split up as he was cheating. But they stayed living together and he then started dating this new wan. Very awkward.

    My date was clearly determined get back into the dating scene to exact revenge on the ex so much so she actually hinted I could move in with her as I was trying to move out of my place at the time.

    She looked very nice in her pics but she was like an iceberg- she looked very presentable from the waist up but Jesus she had the biggest fattest arse ever. In fact I remember seeing her outside the cinema for the first time hoping to fcuk it was not her. But it was...dug deep and just got it over with. At least Blades of Glory was a good laugh.


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    #86
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,278 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    partyguinness wrote: »
    I only went on a cinema date once and it was 'Blades of Glory'. I actually completely forgot I was on a date for most of it.

    I went to see the first Lord of the Rings film with the intention of smooching. I think she could have gotten up and left and I wouldn't have noticed. :D

    I'm too self-conscious to put photos of myself online, but if I did it would be on something like Bumble. I gather the wimmins can just not bother contacting you on that rather than the awkwardness on both sides of constant rejection.


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    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    partyguinness wrote: »
    I only went on a cinema date once and it was 'Blades of Glory'. I actually completely forgot I was on a date for most of it.

    She had issues- she was engaged to a guy and they were living together but they split up as he was cheating. But they stayed living together and he then started dating this new wan. Very awkward.

    My date was clearly determined get back into the dating scene to exact revenge on the ex so much so she actually hinted I could move in with her as I was trying to move out of my place at the time.

    She looked very nice in her pics but she was like an iceberg- she looked very presentable from the waist up but Jesus she had the biggest fattest arse ever. In fact I remember seeing her outside the cinema for the first time hoping to fcuk it was not her. But it was...dug deep and just got it over with. At least Blades of Glory was a good laugh.

    So she had a normal waist and a massive hole, I see no issue here!

    First they came for the socialists...



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