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hospitals : 2 men had to share trolley & a prison officer

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    I didn't think a trolley would have such a weight capacity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ Aarav Yellow Judo


    Maybe if you quoted the source it might help.


  • Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭jameorahiely


    Irish independent


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,758 ✭✭✭enricoh


    There's a gay porno film in that story somewhere!


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Why is a publican using the the national health service? Should he not be going private seeing as tho he has a job.


    cool story tho.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    enricoh wrote: »
    There's a gay porno film in that story somewhere!

    Be good going to get an erection in a hospital, place is too warm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    I didn't think a trolley would have such a weight capacity.

    Have you seen the size of some people in Hospital?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    dreamers75 wrote: »
    Why is a publican using the the national health service? Should he not be going private seeing as tho he has a job.


    cool story tho.

    What private A&E is open at 11pm? I'm not even sure if Cork has one.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Have you seen the size of some people in Hospital?

    Surely three men on a trolley is a health and safety issue.


  • Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭Omeceron


    Surely three men on a trolley is a health and safety issue.

    There wasn't 3 people on a trolley. He swapped with the prisoner every half hour at some stages during the night. Why would the prison officer even need to lie on the trolley?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭jameorahiely


    What private A&E is open at 11pm? I'm not even sure if Cork has one.

    Cork, what's Cork. I 'm not even sure Cork exists!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Omeceron wrote: »
    There wasn't 3 people on a trolley. He swapped with the prisoner every half hour at some stages during the night. Why would the prison officer even need to lie on the trolley?

    To take a nap, the heat in hospitals would put you to sleep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,196 ✭✭✭boardsuser1


    I can just picture the prisoner asleep on the bed handcuffed to a prison officer sitting in a chair! AWKWARD!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭jameorahiely


    KC161 wrote: »
    I can just picture the prisoner asleep on the bed handcuffed to a prison officer sitting in a chair! AWKWARD!!!

    And the other guy just having to hang round waiting for the half hour to be up so he could have a go in the bed


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,102 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    How do you share a prison officer?


  • Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭jameorahiely


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    How do you share a prison officer?

    Cell by cell


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,390 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Did the PO monitor their conversations and make sure they didn't touch each other?


  • Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭Omeceron


    To take a nap, the heat in hospitals would put you to sleep.

    Did you see this or did you just make it up?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Omeceron wrote: »
    Did you see this or did you just make it up?

    This is basic common sense.


  • Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭Omeceron


    This is basic common sense.

    Common sense! So the prison officer sees someone on a trolley so tells his prisoner to hop on. He then thinks that it looks cosy so he gets on himself because of the heat.

    Nowhere in the article does it say there was more than one person on the trolley. Have a read.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    This sounds like the synopsis of an extraordinarily low budget porn movie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    enricoh wrote: »
    There's a gay porno film in that story somewhere!

    When I read that story it sounded almose Biblical !
    how about this;
    The Prisoner, (sinner) the Publican and the Pharisee.:D

    I wonder if the Prison Officer get a go on the Trolly, or did he have to stand all the while?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭Jack the Stripper


    Omeceron wrote: »
    Common sense! So the prison officer sees someone on a trolley so tells his prisoner to hop on. He then thinks that it looks cosy so he gets on himself because off the heat.

    Nowhere in the article does it say there was more than one person on the trolley. Have a read.

    I believe that link is inaccurate.




  • From article
    "I arrived in the emergency room with my girlfriend. She was quite persistent that I needed to be seen very quickly," he said.

    "We may have jumped the queue there a little bit. But I was in terrible pain - actually doubling over."

    This is the bullsh*t I had to deal with yesterday in Dublin. I went to Gp who told me I had to go straight to hospital.

    i spent 7 hours waiting to Be seen after triage, I appreciated and was thankful that I wasn't in a life or death situation. The amount of arseholes who came in demanding that they should not have to wait. Then the same people constantly knocking on the triage nurses door, when they knew a patient had just gone in to them, just to check how much longer they would have to wait. This was constant all day, time and time again imposing on other people's privacy and adding delay to the whole process

    When I was finally called in I was brought in to my own cubicle, own bed, and full privacy, where I was looked after for another 7 hours. On the way to my cubicle, I passed all the people who had been nagging the staff all day to be seen quicker, and they were the ones sitting in chairs in the corridors within A+E

    In response to the person who asked why the man didn't go private. I have a pretty high level insurance. My gp will be covered, but to go to the private hospital would have cost me 150.00 euros, not paid by any insurance company, and only would have received 50% on X-ray and bloods. As I had gone to the Gp first, I decided to go public as the rest of the service would be free

    on a lighter note, I first saw this story when I saw a prison guard who was chained to a prisoner in the waiting room reading the story in the newspaper.


  • Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭jameorahiely


    ""I arrived in the emergency room with my girlfriend. She was quite persistent that I needed to be seen very quickly," he said.

    "We may have jumped the queue there a little bit. But I was in terrible pain - actually doubling over."

    This is the bullsh*t I had to deal with yesterday in Dublin. I went to Gp who told me I had to go straight to hospital.

    i spent 7 hours waiting to Be seen after triage, I apprecied and was thankful that I wasn't in a life or death situation. The amount of arseholes who came in demanding that they should not have to wait. Then the same people constantly knocking on the triage nurses door, when they knew a patient had just gone in to them, just to check how much longer they would have to wait. This was constant all day, time and time again imposing on other people's privacy and adding delay to the whole process

    When I was finally called in I was brought in to my own cubicle, own bed, and full privacy, where I was looked after for another 7 hours. On the way to my cubicle, I passed all the people who had been nagging the staff all day to be seen quicker, and they were the ones sitting in chairs in the corridors within A+E

    In response to the person who asked why the man didn't go private. I have a pretty high level insurance. My gp will be covered, but to go to the private hospital would have cost me 150.00 euros, not paid by any insurance company, and only would have received 50% on X-ray and bloods. As I had gone to the Gp first, I decided to go public as the rest of the service would be free

    on a lighter note, I first saw this story when I saw a prison guard who was chained to a prisoner in the waiting room reading the story in the newspaper.
    did the girlfriend get a go in the bed too?




  • did the girlfriend get a go in the bed too?


    Yes actually


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,646 ✭✭✭washman3


    Simple fix : the patient gats the bed
    prison officer gets the chair
    the prisoner gets to stand, handcuffed to either the bed or the chair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    dreamers75 wrote: »
    Why is a publican using the the national health service? Should he not be going private seeing as tho he has a job.


    cool story tho.

    Because everyone with a job can afford health insurance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Yeh I don't believe that sorry.


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