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Phil

  • 30-05-2020 1:59pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭


    I was in my local pub when the barmaid asked me "why don't I ever see you drinking with Phil anymore?"

    I answered "Would you drink with a man who lies to you, borrows money and doesn't return it, never buys you a drink, cheats at pool and tries it on with your wife?"

    "No I wouldn't" she said.

    "Neither will Phil" I answered.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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