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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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  • #332
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

    And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

    And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

    Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

    Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

    Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"


  • #333
    optogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭optogirl


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

    And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

    And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

    Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

    Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

    Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

    Heartwarming


  • #334
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

    And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

    And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

    Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

    Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

    Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

    Jesus.


  • #335
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    The irony that it actually takes (me) longer to read text speak, which is a sort of short form writing...


  • #336
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    AndyBoBandy wrote: »
    The irony that it actually takes (me) longer to read text speak, which is a sort of short form writing...

    There's hardly any txtspk in that though.

    Just really bad spelling.


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  • #337
    Thepillowman
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭Thepillowman


    My head hurts.


  • #338
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,734 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    God help whatever kids come from that soon to be single mother


  • #339
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,583 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    There's hardly any txtspk in that though.

    Just really bad spelling.
    Sometime in the future all spelling will be fonetic, init


  • #340
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Occasionally I pop in here to depress myself, my god !!!!
    Some of these people work in admin too ... I mean WTAF ...


  • #341
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Occasionally I pop in here to depress myself, my god !!!!
    Some of these people work in admin too ... I mean WTAF ...

    Tbh I doubt most of them work at all.


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  • #342
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Why do people put this crap on Facebook! :D

    "Look at Our Princess Shane, she Had a good weekend wit my family bless her... See Yu in a Bit Shane we go Mc Donnalds nd watch few Movies n D Match and haters we goin make a go of it i know i ****ed up when i left u for ur 2nd cousin but u shagged my best friend & worst enemy and we were 2gethr 7 years i defo broke a mirror but ****it me n ur cousin only lasted 4 years and i dont care if im giving ppl d full of der mouths whats meant t be will be"

    God love her though, she's got quite a few tattoos with the other fellas name on her, that's gotta be awkward!


  • #343
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,769 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?


  • #344
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,354 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Princess Calla wrote: »
    Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

    And is Shane a princess?


  • #345
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Princess Calla wrote: »
    Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

    I *think * the same girl, not 100%


  • #346
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    :eek:
    She didn't just air her dirty laundry....she emptied the fecking laundromat!
    Why, just why do people feel we need (or want) to know about the drama in their love life.


  • #347
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    :eek:
    She didn't just air her dirty laundry....she emptied the fecking laundromat!
    Why, just why do people feel we need (or want) to know about the drama in their love life.

    I reckon she must be trying to make some other girl jealous or something, can't think why else ... But sure who knows really!!


  • #348
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,769 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I reckon she must be trying to make some other girl jealous or something, can't think why else ... But sure who knows really!!

    Oh it's always about one upmanship with another girl.


  • #349
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    "Aprisiation"

    Gold! :)

    Thought it was aspiration and then realised...


  • #350
    seagull
    Registered Users Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭seagull


    I somehow doubt the person typing that has ever even heard the word aspiration, and would never even consider using it.


  • #351
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Same girl again...

    "Love my Dad Forever && My child Loves Him more than her own father Shane, a pure deadbeat u are shane but least ur copping on now and we will have a bright future me u and our princess... my dad and brother hate u but ur doing the best me and my child love u too shane xoxo


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  • #352
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,231 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Guess who wears the trousers?


  • #353
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,583 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    fritzelly wrote: »
    Guess who wears the trousers?

    OXO mum?


  • #354
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,721 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Some people shouldn’t procreate - I fear for the next generation


  • #355
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    aNgEmQG_460swp.webp


  • #356
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'


  • #357
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,721 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Fussyonion you mix in such literary circles


  • #358
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    fussyonion wrote: »
    ... and me preg wit bayb anal'

    How does that work?


  • #359
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,102 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'

    :eek:


  • #360
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    How does that work?


    Does it involve the sweeping brush?


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  • #361
    tea and coffee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    Hang on. Her partner,, the father of her unborn child, had sex with someone else and she's pissed off at the woman?!


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