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12-04-2012, 16:55   #1
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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

In my house we didn't get the internet until I was 16. Therefore there were a few years when I was a horny teenager but had no access to decent wanking material. Some of the really lame things I pleasured myself to are as follows :

  • The swimsuit section of my mam's home shopping catalogue. No nudity of course, but a few pictures of girls in thongs and bikinis. The major disadvantage of this was I had to sneak into my mam's room to take it and also sneak it back when done.
  • A single black and white picture of a topless girl from page 3 of The Sun. I used to keep it hidden in my room and would panic if my mam told me she'd been in to do some cleaning, lest she found my "stash of hardcore pornography".
  • A recording of the Spice Girls singing on Noel's House Party. Used to sneak downstairs late at night just to watch it. F*ck knows how I managed to get turned on by that.
So, as the thread title asks, what lame or embarrassing things did you fap to before the advent of internet porn?
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Le Film on TG4, always good for at least a bit of tit.
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Page with the showers in the argos catalogue. I was jealous of my mates who's parents got Family Album.
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Le Film on TG4, always good for at least a bit of tit.
That was some seedy shit for a Friday night. Weren't they on after the Westerns? The amount of 70s era, French, Spanish and Italian boobs and fannys you could be exposed to then on TV was something to behold.
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there were times after having internet porn Id fap to stunning women in normal mags. a rides a ride* afterall and more to the imagination too

*looking like a ride I mean
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Page with the showers in the argos catalogue.
Haha, that reminds me I used to do that too. It seems really weird that there used to be naked women in the Argos catolgue.
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if it had a woman that was remotely attractive, i was all over the magazine like fat kid and a cup cake, i didn't care how ever i was reading fhm and maxim My fappage martial was pretty greta from a bout 15 onwards

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Worst thing that could possibly happen to you back then:
Film on channel 4 looks promising. Make at attempt at the early sex scene, then you think it's not that great, you'll wait for the next one. But that was the only sex scene in the movie. So you spent your entire saturday night watching a crap french arthouse movie with a floppy willy in your hand.
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threesome scene and, very short may i add, sex scene in American Physcho

Threesome in "Go"

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