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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • #32
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Fox's Jam and Cream

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    VS


    Mikado

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  • #33
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Mikado. Beautiful, wet, pink and fluffy. Like a pulsating sheep vagina ready to be cream-pied.


  • #34
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Love my daily six or eight biscuits. This is going to be difficult.


    Not a lover of either of these but Jam & Cream get my vote by default of not containing coconut.


  • #35
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Necro wrote: »
    What's wrong with plain digestives? The ultimate in dunkability :D

    This is Tayto C+O all over again, N. I won't have it.

    DIGESTIVES! THOU SHALT NOT PASS!


  • #36
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,519 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    McVitie’s “Boasters” were an impressive biscuit, the chocolate and hazelnut one.

    And before any “yanks” descend on the thread banging on about them being “cookies” they are, in fact, biscuits.

    The tide is turning…



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  • #37
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,988 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mikado here. Foxes biscuits are too rich in flavour for me. Not a patch on Jacobs for example.


  • #38
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    Fox’s Jan and cream. I don’t like coconut


  • #39
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,988 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    This is Tayto C+O all over again, N. I won't have it.

    DIGESTIVES! THOU SHALT NOT PASS!

    I voted for Bacon Fries :(


  • #40
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,519 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Mikado

    The tide is turning…



  • #41
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Duane Dibbley wrote: »
    Fox’s Jan and cream.

    Sure, Jan. Spell it correctly or get the f*ck out of the thread.


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  • #42
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Mikado. They don’t crumble like jam and creams. End up all over your lap.


  • #43
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Mikado.

    Mikado, for me, represent the beauty of the female form. Some soft, pillowy lumps and the odd bit of jam.


  • #44
    Cupp3r
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Cupp3r


    Does Tunnocks caramel wafers pass for a biscuit. If not they should.


  • #45
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Jam & Cream, touch of elegance about them. Good for s mini dunk too.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Neither of those abominations will get my vote.


  • #47
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Jam and Cream

    **** mikados, pointless for dunking


  • #48
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,219 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Mikado gets my vote, nice and light and you don't feel so guilty if you eat more than one ;)


  • #49
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Mikado. The other cünts are too flaky


  • #50
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    One is a classic, avant-garde in shape, novel in taste (Mikado), the other is for fat people with ugly children who live in ghost estates.


  • #51
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,015 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Mikado. Fluffy, coconutty, biscuity. A classic.

    Jam and cream. Crumbling muck and they sound rather rude!


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  • #52
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    One is a classic, avant-garde in shape, novel in taste (Mikado), the other is for fat people with ugly children who live in ghost estates.
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Mikado. Beautiful, wet, pink and fluffy. Like a pulsating sheep vagina ready to be cream-pied.


    Im going with Mikado.
    Purely to see more of this eloquence.

    And all Foxes are dry auld crumbly shîte, Vinny ne hole.


  • #53
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    This could be a quarter final already.

    Love both, but I think the Jam & Cream - as opposed to the cream-pie - just about shades it for me. More solid biscuity crunch to it.

    Mikado's are good though.


  • #54
    Ha Long Bay
    Registered Users Posts: 14,348 ✭✭✭✭Ha Long Bay


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Mikado. Beautiful, wet, pink and fluffy. Like a pulsating sheep vagina ready to be cream-pied.

    Looks like the painters are in though with the stripe of jam down the middle.


  • #55
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Jam and cream. Mikado biscuit has a horrible soft stale texture. Mank.


  • #56
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,519 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    john4321 wrote: »
    Looks like the painters are in though with the stripe of jam down the middle.

    Time to earn your “red wings”.

    The tide is turning…



  • #57
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    One is a classic, avant-garde in shape, novel in taste (Mikado), the other is for fat people with ugly children who live in ghost estates.

    I do associate passionate ‘biscuit people’ with being overweight sorts in tracksuits who offer to make tea, and can then be heard skulking around the kitchen opening tins, presses , and the fridge. Like a sneaky child having chocolate during lent.


  • #58
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Jam and Cream are the first casualty of the biscuit war. 8-4 defeat.

    Mikado advances.


  • #59
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,988 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Jam and cream. Mikado biscuit has a horrible soft stale texture. Mank.

    Other varieties of Jam & Cream I'd likely agree but never Fox's. Don't like Fox's biscuits of any variety


  • #60
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Good. Aul ****e Foxes. Unless it's a classic


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  • #61
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Jam and Cream are the first casualty of the biscuit war. 8-4 defeat.

    Mikado advances.

    Comprehensive enough


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