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Slow clap

  • 11-09-2019 9:37pm
    #1
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    The thread title says it all.


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 22,223 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    :(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The day the music died.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    W....T....F*ck?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,905 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooo!


    And I had such a zinger to say about Jaffa Cakes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooo!


    And I had such a zinger to say about Jaffa Cakes.

    Go on then...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,223 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I can’t even look at the pack of hob nobs beside me now


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Autosport wrote: »
    I can’t even look at the pack of hob nobs beside me now

    I sure can. Delicious any time of day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,923 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Get a sense of humour mods.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Autosport wrote: »
    I can’t even look at the pack of hob nobs beside me now

    I can’t look at my bitcoin (winning) bet!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    It just takes the biscuit!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,318 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    We'll all be next.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,838 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Biscuit bandits need to get back in their biscuit TIN!
    I am slow clapping them.
    But then I am lazy and clap slowly always.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    AH mods must work as traffic wardens in real life.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I don’t blame any other mods. Poor ted had to do what he was assigned to do.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,905 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Go on then...

    Balance is restored. So I’ve moved my comment back to the competition thread.

    Ruined a perfectly good abortion joke though. Thanks mods.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    So 2 people banned and then sudden thread closure.....if it was April 1st...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    I'm made up that I got the last comment in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,318 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Back open!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    What happened to the foooooooking biscuit thread?

    What the holy fúck is going on ?

    This is bullshít


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Takes aways from the thwarted competion:

    Mikados are an Irish classic that the population knows and loves.

    Rich Teas are a titan of the biscuit world.

    Yellow Snacks are beloved by good people.

    Toffee Pops are tasty and dirty.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    It’s like being knocked out in the quarter final by an offside goal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,923 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    AH mods must work as traffic wardens in real life.

    Humourless. They probably eat rich tea


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,990 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Hangs up BEO badge

    Ah well, twas fun while it lasted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,683 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Just take the antibiotics really really slowly and it'll cure overtime.
    And also, you should notify both hands that they may be infected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    It seems so hollow now, but the guy who invented Jaffa Cakes went on to try to invent a time machine, so he could go back in time and convince his mother to have an abortion, such was his shame. The irony is that the orange goo in Jaffa Cakes is made of abortions.

    Brilliant. I even managed a proper laugh before my mind went back to what life has become. Its so cold.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,838 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    adox wrote: »
    It’s like being knocked out in the quarter final by an offside goal.

    And the strange thing is you were playing hurling.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Humourless. They probably eat rich tea

    Well, I guess they’re not all bad.


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