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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Hmmm, I'm not sure if you're quite aware of the definition of "funny"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Dan Chipowski


    I like stories.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    lol that is super funny and worthy of a thread OP


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Hmmm, I'm not sure if you're quite aware of the definition of "funny"

    Yeah.... Funny lookin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    phasers wrote: »
    lol that is super funny and worthy of a thread OP

    That was just an example, the idea is for you to post yours ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Come on, we want to hear your funny stories! Okay, mine:
    Please tell me this "we" is the other people in your head and not a load of Bono's :mad:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    That was just an example, the idea is for you to post yours ;)

    Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

    Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

    Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post

    Okay, just a simple word of encouragement. Post edited!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    I remember one time I went on holidays with my wife and kids and then something happened to our daughter and we panicked and then we put her in the boot of our hire car and then we hid her body in ... (now that would be telling;))


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

    Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055654481
    *cough


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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

    Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post
    I have a similar story, except the guy was dressed as a leprechaun in mine


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I have compiled all of my funy stories into One Link
    Enjoy..

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    My God people, have a sense of humour. Needless to say you all think your comic genius' so do share your tales.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    My God people, have a sense of humour. Needless to say you all think your comic genius' so do share your tales.
    A comic genius wouldn't just tell stories about stuff someone else did, they'd think up their own stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You just made my day, Doc B :D

    In your face, turd :P


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    phasers wrote: »
    A comic genius wouldn't just tell stories about stuff someone else did, they'd think up their own stuff.

    You mean Peter Sellers actually is all those guys in Dr. Strangelove?
    That feckin Nazi!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    phasers wrote: »
    A comic genius wouldn't just tell stories about stuff someone else did, they'd think up their own stuff.

    Okay, I could change the title to "Put in stories of what other people done that you find amusing but let's not make up stuff ourselves as it gets very boring in After Hours as people just like to post to try and get thanks" but I don't think vB allows that ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson



    I hate you, I wish I was never born

    *runs off to room to play Papa Roach music really loudly*


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    You mean Peter Sellers actually is all those guys in Dr. Strangelove?
    That feckin Nazi!
    Mind blowing isn't it? I always suspected, but then one day I read it on the internet so it must be true


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Bono Vox will ye ever stop makin' these bejaysusin' sh*te threads. They're wreckin me buzz big time :mad:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Bono Vox will ye ever stop makin' these bejaysusin' sh*te threads. They're wreckin me buzz big time :mad:

    English please. Are you a bee or something?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bono Vox will ye ever stop makin' these bejaysusin' sh*te threads. They're wreckin me buzz big time :mad:

    This thread is awesome.
    It has 5 stars. The stars never lie.
    Except Peter Sellers. That liar.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox



    Wow, and your criticize my thread TF?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Wow, and your criticize my thread TF?
    Christmas > Paddy's day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    English please. Are you a bee or something?

    Ye.So wha'


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭Boxfresh


    Liverpool never won a premier league title in 20 years.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Ye.So wha'

    Clearly not as a bee would not be able to use a computer (physically and mentally). Of course I only said that to illuminate the fact of your spelling and grammar.

    But I'm not a poshie ;) (whatever one of those is :confused:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    My God people, have a sense of humour. Needless to say you all think your comic genius' so do share your tales.

    Most of AH sticks to snappy one liners to get their thanks, and throws in a meme or two.

    Storytelling forum is probably somewhere


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    Most of AH sticks to snappy one liners to get their thanks, and throws in a meme or two.

    Storytelling forum is probably somewhere

    Snappy one liners are peoples sad attempts to get thanks.

    I just thought a change would be nice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    Most of AH sticks to snappy one liners to get their thanks, and throws in a meme or two.

    Speaking of which, how does everyone pronounce meme in their head? Meem or mem?


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