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28-02-2017, 18:55   #8371
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From the Homer as Bigfoot episode;

Reporter: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language and, most of all, its indescribable stench.
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01-03-2017, 01:21   #8372
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From the Homer as Bigfoot episode;

Reporter: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language and, most of all, its indescribable stench.
"HEY, THAT'S A HALF TRUTH!"

Wait...wrong episode.
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Homer: Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don’t tell me where they go. It’s like a conspiracy.

Bart: 'A conspiracy, eh? Do you think they might be involved in the Kennedy Assassination in some way?'

Homer: I do..........now


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You've saved Itchy and Scratchy!
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You've save Itchy and Scratchy!!!
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03-03-2017, 09:21   #8377
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Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for
this lemonade?

Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been
anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

Brother: Hey, nobody hassles my little brother.

Martin: Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Mundt.
Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!

[long pause; the kids look around]

Nelson: Aw, jeez. I never hang out with him, normally.
[throws the brother off Martin]

Martin: [skipping around Nelson and singing]
Hark to the tale of Nelson,
and the boy he loved so dear.

[Nelson takes a swipe at him but misses]
They remained the best of friends For years and years and years.
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Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for
this lemonade?

Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been
anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

Brother: Hey, nobody hassles my little brother.

Martin: Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Mundt.
Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!

[long pause; the kids look around]

Nelson: Aw, jeez. I never hang out with him, normally.
[throws the brother off Martin]

Martin: [skipping around Nelson and singing]
Hark to the tale of Nelson,
and the boy he loved so dear.

[Nelson takes a swipe at him but misses]
They remained the best of friends For years and years and years.
Put a sprig of sage in your boots and all day it's spicy scent is your reward
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04-03-2017, 12:44   #8379
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Homer: Lurleen, wait.
Lurleen Lumpkin: Yeah?
Homer: I just wanted to say your song touched me deeply in a way I've never felt before... and which way to the can?
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Lemonade?

Please.

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04-03-2017, 17:33   #8381
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Shoe and Shoelace one is meaningless without the other.
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So I'm the reason they have security phones in all the dorm rooms
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Bart: Wet cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well, maybe High voltage.

Frink: Hello, son. You want to try the flying motorcycle I just invented?

Bart: No time.

Frink: OK

Bart: This is for the ages.

(flash to futuristic city with people crowded around the word Bart in the concrete)

Woman: Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

Man 1: He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa - about whom we know nothing.

Man 2: Say, let's bring him back to life by using technology! (shoots a ray; Bart materializes)

Bart: Ay, Caramba! (yoyo's)

Man 1: What's normal to him amazes us.

Man 2: He will be our new god.

Everyone:
Yay!
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Bart: Wet cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well, maybe High voltage.

Frink: Hello, son. You want to try the flying motorcycle I just invented?

Bart: No time.

Frink: OK

Bart: This is for the ages.

(flash to futuristic city with people crowded around the word Bart in the concrete)

Woman: Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

Man 1: He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa - about whom we know nothing.

Man 2: Say, let's bring him back to life by using technology! (shoots a ray; Bart materializes)

Bart: Ay, Caramba! (yoyo's)

Man 1: What's normal to him amazes us.

Man 2: He will be our new god.

Everyone:
Yay!
I love this. Such a good reference to when you watched a documentary and they explained a big back story, yet couldn't prove any of it!
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Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.

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