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Adoption

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  • 20-01-2019 8:21pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency where social workers raise doubts about their suitability.


    The couple produce photos of their 30-foot motor home,which is clean, well maintained, and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

    The social workers raise concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care.

    "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computing skills," they’re told.

    Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

    "The child will be surrounded by family, but we’ve also retained a nanny who’s a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."

    The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?"





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