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Are You Worried About Prince Philip Dying Soon?

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  • #32
    Johnny Sausage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Johnny Sausage


    worried that i may laugh uncontrollably in public when the news breaks


  • #33
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users Posts: 66,778 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    When he dies will the body be repatriated to Greece or Denmark or wherever he is from?


  • #34
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭storker


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Petrified, it will be all over the news and we won't hear the end of it.

    I am looking forward to the Crown being released on Netflix this weekend though, should be deadly.

    television-programmes-spitting-image-12263172.jpg

    Imagine the crown, but starring the Spitting Image puppets. Now that would be worth watching.


  • #35
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,149 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    If it mean that I'll have to make platterre of sandwiches!


  • #36
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    How do we know that he's still alive? He could have died months ago for all we know.


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  • #37
    blueshade
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 428 ✭✭blueshade


    FTA69 wrote: »
    Guillotine the f*cking lot of them in Trafalgar Square.

    Is that you Jeremy?


  • #38
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    My mum is an avid royal fan. She told me that there were always rumours about him and his extra curricular activities. Seemingly Prince Andrew did not lick his leanings off the street.

    He was a regular attendee of the " Thursday Club " , which was a gentleman's club in central London with some hard hitting clientele, from all walks of life I am told. He is rumoured to have had mistresses and there has been finger pointing about him dipping his toes in the Pacific whilst touring there with the Royal Navy when he was just a young whipper snapper, albeit a married to the Queen of England type of guttersnipe.

    In saying all that he is supposed to be great craic altogether. Speaks his mind and is fond of the margaritas, or at least he certainly was. There is the famous story from the white house in the 70's when he went on the piss with the butlers, that is so real, you gotta love it. Can you imagine staying up all night in the kitchens of the white house smoking fags, necking whiskey and brandy and shooting the breeze with the King of England? Mighty stuff altogether.

    He had a tough enough childhood all things considered, he speaks no Greek because he was exiled from there while asleep in a cot. After that his mum developed Schizophrenia, I doubt that was a cakewalk either. All his sisters were married off to Nazi's and he must have been a lonely enough dude. It looks like the British Navy was the making of him.


  • #39
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,540 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Dipping his toes in the Pacific?


  • #40
    AulWan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,653 ✭✭✭AulWan


    No. :confused:


  • #41
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    I can’t get a Clear Shot from Here !


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  • #42
    jmayo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,078 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    In a way he was refreshingly honest.
    Now maybe he was just thick and inconsiderate or maybe he was just fed up of being a lapdog following the queen around so decided to pull the pi**.
    I actually think it was a bit of both.

    Here are some of his major gaffs and funny lines...
    And sometimes he actually does have a point.

    "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" (speaking to singer Tom Jones after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance).

    "I declare this thing open, whatever it is." (on a visit to Canada in 1969).

    "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).

    "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout).

    "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (to young deaf people in Cardiff, in 1999, referring to a school's steel band).

    "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994).

    "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." (on meeting a Filipino nurse at a Luton hospital in February 2013)

    "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." (to 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent, in May 2012)
    "If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested." (on the Princess anne)


  • #43
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,206 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    What a bizarre thread title..


  • #44
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    NeinNeinNein wrote: »
    Dipping his toes in the Pacific?

    Just google Polynesian babes, you should get the picture.

    5c7e2bff0230404c3beb86194caa2ebd--polynesian-girls-kauai-island.jpgportrait-of-a-woman-smiling-papeete-tahiti-french-polynesia-BEWM2X.jpgpolynesian-woman-wearing-flower-crown-picture-id535300372?s=612x612

    I doubt Bangkok or Singapore were built in a day....


  • #45
    Stark
    Registered Users Posts: 20,886 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Just google Polynesian babes, you should get the picture.

    He has a plants fetish? :confused:


  • #46
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    I'd be more concerned about Queen Elizabeth dying.
    I don't think I could stand listening to anymore shute from Mary McAleese as she spouts on about Elizabeth speaking a few words of Irish


  • #47
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    I'm more worried about what I'll have for dinner.


  • #48
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,540 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Edgware wrote: »
    I'd be more concerned about Queen Elizabeth dying.
    I don't think I could stand listening to anymore shute from Mary McAleese as she spouts on about Elizabeth speaking a few words of Irish
    WOW!!!


  • #49
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    A guy that has the presence of mind to ask a Hollywood actress (Cate Blanchett) if she could fix his DVD player deserves to live forever in my opinion.


  • #50
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,149 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Edgware wrote: »
    I'd be more concerned about Queen Elizabeth dying.
    I don't think I could stand listening to anymore shute from Mary McAleese as she spouts on about Elizabeth speaking a few words of Irish

    At least Michael Dee wasn't there for it he'd have written a poem!


  • #51
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,206 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Just google Polynesian babes, you should get the picture.

    5c7e2bff0230404c3beb86194caa2ebd--polynesian-girls-kauai-island.jpgportrait-of-a-woman-smiling-papeete-tahiti-french-polynesia-BEWM2X.jpgpolynesian-woman-wearing-flower-crown-picture-id535300372?s=612x612

    I doubt Bangkok or Singapore were built in a day....


    I can't believe I actually googled 'Polynesian Babes'


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  • #52
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,206 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I cant wait. I'll get a few days holiday...


  • #53
    bureau2009
    Registered Users Posts: 571 ✭✭✭bureau2009


    Naggdefy wrote: »
    One is terribly worried, he's my father.
    You're Prince Andrew?

    Yuk!


  • #54
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    partyguinness wrote: »
    I can't believe I actually googled 'Polynesian Babes'

    They are lovely, I can see what he was up to in fairness.


  • #55
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,540 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Wrong thread?


  • #56
    dd973
    Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭dd973


    Edgware wrote: »
    I'd be more concerned about Queen Elizabeth dying.
    I don't think I could stand listening to anymore shute from Mary McAleese as she spouts on about Elizabeth speaking a few words of Irish

    The way she mouthed 'Wow!' when she did it, talk about still having a mindset of being a satellite orbiting them.


  • #57
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    MrAbyss wrote: »
    He said he was planning to be reincarnated as an airborne virus to wipe out humanity.

    The whole lot of them are a fúcking virus, sooner the better they are all dead.


  • #58
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    dd973 wrote: »
    The way she mouthed 'Wow!' when she did it, talk about still having a mindset of being a satellite orbiting them.
    It was like a Mouth Opening for Cock . I’m sure Prince Philip felt Rude not to Oblige !


  • #59
    Seamai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    dd973 wrote: »
    It baffles me that Scandinavians and the Dutch still have monarchies, at least we know the Brits (excluding Scots Nats or people of a Republican leaning) are thick as sh...

    I know, the Dutch can be very defensive about their royals. A few years back when I was in the Netherlands a Dutch guy I was talking to mentioned something about crown princess Maxima (now queen), I flippantly asked if she was huge, given the name, I didn't half get a lecture on having respect for them. FFS, we bitch and moan about the office of President here but at least we get to choose and it' cost a hell of a lot less that what most European royal households cost.


  • #60
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,540 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    blinding wrote: »
    It was like a Mouth Opening for Cock . I’m sure Prince Philip felt Rude not to Oblige !
    He probably thought he was back in the navy.


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  • #61
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    He's very old; he could die at anytime


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