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'Rapture App' mentioned on Fair City?

  • 12-02-2020 11:10pm
    #1
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    mentioned 2nite has a softkink hookup/casual-dating app

    anyone know is it real?

    cant find it

    ta


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  • #2
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    LaFuton wrote: »
    mentioned 2nite has a softkink hookup/casual-dating app

    anyone know is it real?

    cant find it

    ta
    If it were real then I'm sure you would find it.....

    Wait a minute, nobody watches that.... This a wind up.


  • #3
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    If it were real then I'm sure you would find it.....

    Wait a minute, nobody watches that.... This a wind up.

    Are you implying Fair City isnt real 😯


  • #4
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Are you implying Fair City isnt real 😯

    Is anything real.....

    Maybe this is the matrix


  • #5
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    genuine question!

    yes wayne set up dean after he was jilted by whatshername "foxy but unibrow" from orchard thieves advert fame, least it was cider with apples raining from the sky.

    anyway his phone starts lighting up in the pub and foxy eyebrows mcapple grabs it and exclaims "rapture! you're on rapture? the kinky hookup app"

    im well out of the loop but if there was a casual hookup app where one could easily arrange a bit of freakage id get back in the loop.

    apparently feet people use it, that wouldn't be my cup of cheese but id be on for riding nurses in bus stations (female nurses, sorry lads)

    things like outdoor pursuits and full clothes on front of Ear to The Ground, ya kno good innocent freak fun.


  • #6
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    LaFuton wrote: »
    genuine question!

    yes wayne set up dean after he was jilted by whatshername "foxy but unibrow" from orchard thieves advert fame, least it was cider with apples raining from the sky.

    anyway his phone starts lighting up in the pub and foxy eyebrows mcapple grabs it and exclaims "rapture! you're on rapture? the kinky hookup app"

    im well out of the loop but if there was a casual hookup app where one could easily arrange a bit of freakage id get back in the loop.

    apparently feet people use it, that wouldn't be my cup of cheese but id be on for riding nurses in bus stations (female nurses, sorry lads)

    things like outdoor pursuits and full clothes on front of Ear to The Ground, ya kno good innocent freak fun.

    Ya wha


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  • #7
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Think OP wants some kinky Fair City cosplay


  • #8
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Ya wha

    ya kno, man, sometimes ya just fancy something a bit special, not ur average chicken roll


  • #9
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Bella ya cheatin bollix.


  • #10
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Your Face wrote: »
    Bella ya cheatin bollix.

    lol, bellas days of being Carrigstown Lothario are long gone, along with his upper lip. poor lad, full respect, long serving member but jaysus where is his lip!?


  • #11
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,396 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    LaFuton wrote: »
    genuine question!

    yes wayne set up dean after he was jilted by whatshername "foxy but unibrow" from orchard thieves advert fame, least it was cider with apples raining from the sky.

    anyway his phone starts lighting up in the pub and foxy eyebrows mcapple grabs it and exclaims "rapture! you're on rapture? the kinky hookup app"

    im well out of the loop but if there was a casual hookup app where one could easily arrange a bit of freakage id get back in the loop.

    apparently feet people use it, that wouldn't be my cup of cheese but id be on for riding nurses in bus stations (female nurses, sorry lads)

    things like outdoor pursuits and full clothes on front of Ear to The Ground, ya kno good innocent freak fun.

    Never heard of Tinder?


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  • #12
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    "So.. does anyone have any ideas on how to boost our viewership numbers?"


  • #13
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Never heard of Tinder?

    it stopped working, got a few dates which were mostly shyte, me trying to make conversation and generate a spark and her just asking random questions while looking at her phone (probably checking her tinder)

    i only got 3 rides out of 12 dates so its shoddy by app dev standards. and last time i was on it i just kept getting desperate clones that only made me feel humanely sad.
    tinder=broken

    the soft kink hookup things sounds great so probably too good to be true. damnit they were so convincing i thought it was an actual thing cool people are using somewhere cool and laughing amongst themselves.

    i wanted in :(


  • #14
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    LaFuton wrote: »
    it stopped working, got a few dates which were mostly shyte, me trying to make conversation and generate a spark and her just asking random questions while looking at her phone (probably checking her tinder)

    i only got 3 rides out of 12 dates so its shoddy by app dev standards. and last time i was on it i just kept getting desperate clones that only made me feel humanely sad.
    tinder=broken

    the soft kink hookup things sounds great so probably too good to be true. damnit they were so convincing i thought it was an actual thing cool people are using somewhere cool and laughing amongst themselves.

    i wanted in :(

    When looking for cool things and cool people, Fair City wouldnt be the,best place to look


  • #15
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Last time I happened to see Fair City on the telly, about half the episode was set in the local shop. RTÉ must have been desperate for all the product placement money.


  • #16
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    yup thats still a thing, alot of scenes are 'under the tree'


  • #17
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Without Harry Molloy and Leo, it ain’t worth watching.

    Not that it ever was worth watching, but you know what I mean.

    At least Trevor Jordache is still in it.


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