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11-07-2019, 11:50   #61
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"I suppose you wouldn't mind either if your dead body was wedged inside a kind of conga line orgy of old fat blokes for a marathon session of drug fuel sexed (sic)".
I guess that would depend on whether those “old fat blokes” meant something to me, or not.

“Misuse” probably isn’t something most people want to happen to their corpse. At the end of the day, you’re not going to care either way because your dead but your family might.

I think they’d be ok with the dog eating me but less so with the fat lads “embalming” me with their own “fluids”.
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11-07-2019, 11:51   #62
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Every army in the world has dog units, insofar as I am aware.
Yeah, for smelling envelopes and parcels and sh1t.

How many dogs have raced towards fixed bayonets?
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I see my plan to set horse people against dog people is working. Good.

But be warned, you dog people. Nobody has ever taken a dog into battle.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_in_warfare

Plenty here.

Imo anyone who sits on the back of a flighty large animal weighing up to a ton who could kill you either on purpose or accidentally has to have a screw loose.
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11-07-2019, 12:04   #64
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Yeah, for smelling envelopes and parcels and sh1t.

How many dogs have raced towards fixed bayonets?
These lads?

https://www.29palms.marines.mil/News...to/2000776837/
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I guess that would depend on whether those “old fat blokes” meant something to me, or not.

“Misuse” probably isn’t something most people want to happen to their corpse. At the end of the day, you’re not going to care either way because your dead but your family might.

I think they’d be ok with the dog eating me but less so with the fat lads “embalming” me with their own “fluids”.
It's just that I originally said the same thing as you did, but your pal - singling me out - responded with that rather pointless comment... bit of a leap! And you thanked it.

Anyway it turned into a back and forth with your pal getting rather spiteful and saying I can't comprehend things when he did of course misrepresent me. Pretty unnecessary, even if just on a wind-up (which he surely is).

But anyway, yeah nobody wants it to come to a pet eating their owner obviously. But if it came to it, the idea doesn't bother me because it's to prevent starvation and it's for survival. It's a last resort. And the animal doesn't know any better.

Whereas a bunch of guys using a corpse for sexual purposes is obviously a completely different scenario - it's not necessary like food is. Now again, if it were me, well I wouldn't be able to care because I'd be dead. But it's extremely disrespectful to the family of the dead person.
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My wife wants to be eaten by lions or vultures - not sure I'll be able arrange that if I'm still alive, though.

see

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial

could be arranged...
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My wife wants to be eaten by lions or vultures - not sure I'll be able arrange that if I'm still alive, though.

see

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial

could be arranged...
There are many examples of similar things in various cultures. That's where the idea came from.
She'd settle for the cheetahs in Fota eating her
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Whereas a bunch of guys using a corpse for sexual purposes is obviously a completely different scenario - it's not necessary like food is.
Along with food, water and shelter, sexual intimacy has a privileged position on Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
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Thread about a man's corpse being completely devoured by dogs has taken a dark turn somehow...
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Sex is high up on Maslow's hierarchy of needs - sex being: drug fuelled orgy with corpse.

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It's just that I originally said the same thing as you did, but your pal - singling me out - responded with that rather pointless comment... bit of a leap! And you thanked it.
Hang on just a second. First off, he’s not my “pal”. In a “boards” sense we are at the stage of a nod and, perhaps, a brief “hello, how are you?”. We’re certainly not “labelling” anything.

Secondly, I thank posts based, not just, on whether I agree with them, or not, but also if they make me laugh, or, at least, “amuse” me in some way.

Who knows, maybe one day we will be “pals” but even then I will reserve the right to disagree with him.

Maybe he doesn’t view getting passed around by “large” sweaty men to be used, and abused, as “misuse”. It’s a strange old world out there.

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What about if the dogs had sex with it?

Or the old men ate it?

Or an old man called Dog?

Or a dog that looked like an old man?
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I’d be quite the Larder for the Dogs . With some Wine , Beer or Water they’d be fine for a good while .
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If I die alone my cats are very welcome to eat the meat of my body ; it is only meat .
I've always said this! Would save a fortune on funeral costs too
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You've done your bit with that anecdote about the man-eating cat who miaowed into the corner.

My Jaysus. My cat shall sleep outside tonight.
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