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Too much hair in the wrong places!

  • 13-06-2013 7:18pm
    #1
    pennypitstop
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 86 ✭✭


    Hubby is in his forties. Hairy ears, nose hair and bushy eyebrows which are manageable enough with a small scissors and a tweesers

    I am open to suggestions on easier or more longterm solutions to these but there is another issue.......
    hair on shaft of penis (the bottom inch). Any suggestions on how to remove this? painlessly and without spending a fortune on an expert ie that he can do himself?


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  • #2
    eurokev
    Registered Users Posts: 964 ✭✭✭eurokev


    Put a razor in your vag


  • #3
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users Posts: 16,245 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    pennypitstop wrote: »
    Hubby is in his forties. Hairy ears, nose hair and bushy eyebrows which are manageable enough with a small scissors and a tweesers

    I am open to suggestions on easier or more longterm solutions to these but there is another issue.......
    hair on shaft of penis (the bottom inch). Any suggestions on how to remove this? painlessly and without spending a fortune on an expert ie that he can do himself?

    I shave mine with a razor, manscaping is a painless procedure, just like shaving the face up and down with the razor and never to the side and there will be no danger of cutting himself.


  • #4
    was.deevey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭was.deevey


    Dont let the poor soul go near VEET hair removal cream (read all the comments for some proper giggles)

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

    Example:
    Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
    Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

    However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.


  • #5
    changeling
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭changeling


    Too much information....:eek:


  • #6
    Nialler15
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭Nialler15


    pennypitstop wrote: »
    Hubby is in his forties. Hairy ears, nose hair and bushy eyebrows which are manageable enough with a small scissors and a tweesers

    I am open to suggestions on easier or more longterm solutions to these but there is another issue.......
    hair on shaft of penis (the bottom inch). Any suggestions on how to remove this? painlessly and without spending a fortune on an expert ie that he can do himself?


    Buy a small rechargeable clippers. You will get one in tk Maxx for between 10 and 20 euro. Does the job for me perfectly.


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  • #7
    was.deevey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭was.deevey


    hair on shaft of penis (the bottom inch). Any suggestions on how to remove this? painlessly and without spending a fortune on an expert ie that he can do himself?

    The stubble can itch like hell, waxing would be smoother but hardly painless.


  • #8
    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,776 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    I'm sorry to hear yore fella has hair growing on 80% of his shaft, however it should not be waxed or shaven back to bare skin, too many potential problems with the regrowth. Electric trimming in the direction of the hair is the way.


  • #9
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    changeling wrote: »
    Too much information....:eek:

    Oh give over! It's a genuine question and her husbands not the only one with hair problems down there. I have awful problems with ingrown hairs and everything, it's like the Amazon rain forest, except the more you trim/wax/shave the thicker it grows back. >.<

    OP, my advice would be get your husband to go to a professional or buy an electric trimmers. You can get special trimmers for the ear/nose/etc.


  • #10
    susanlinda823
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭susanlinda823


    Get him an electric shaver and shave that mess!


  • #11
    PaddyBomb
    Registered Users Posts: 953 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    While in the shower, I slap some shaving foam all over and mach 3 the shaft and the town halls.

    I once used a tweezer to pluck the hairs off the shaft. My eyes watered with pain and my lad has never forgiven me. Do not attempt this.


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  • #12
    jeanrose770
    Registered Users Posts: 70 ✭✭jeanrose770


    I would say your best/cheapest/longterm options are

    TWEEZERS
    or
    RAZOR

    Pluck it or shave it. The choices are yours. Obviously one is less painful than the other :)
    ...looks like it is time for some "manscaping"


  • #13
    parkerpen
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭parkerpen


    TMI


  • #14
    parkerpen
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭parkerpen


    In fact, Far Too Much Information.


  • #15
    manjosh
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭manjosh


    Soap the area and razor it. Works well.


  • #16
    Temppe
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭Temppe


    Make sure you don't shave too close though - I can say from personal experience that ingrown hairs down there can be... well I'll spare you the details. Just make sure it doesn't happen!!


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