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Most unhealthy breakfast you've had?

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  • #32
    Merkin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Probably a bong and a beer - oh to be a stewdent again!


  • #33
    Kerikosan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Kerikosan


    Either a full on fry up from one of the breakfast joints in town or else its gotta be the day i came home drunk with Taco fries and fell asleep on the couch. woke up the next day and eat them cold.. Eugh :o


  • #34
    Lion Tamer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 ✭Lion Tamer


    Poo sandwich.


  • #35
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Left over Abrakebabra taco. :o


  • #36
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Half a bottle of Jameson


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  • #37
    madma
    Registered Users Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭madma


    back in the mad days / young days.. several cans of dutch gold if goin on the session haha


  • #38
    LoYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    These would make excellent epitaphs.


  • #39
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    Kebab left over from the night before :o


  • #40
    geneyuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭geneyuss


    Merkin wrote: »
    Probably a bong and a beer - oh to be a stewdent again!


    watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png


  • #41
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users Posts: 8,312 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    grindle wrote: »
    A bottle of Buckfast, a yoke and a joint...
    Oh, to be 21 again.

    Excuse my ignorance, what's a yoke?


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  • #42
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Excuse my ignorance, what's a yoke?

    * X, E, or XTC
    * Adam
    * Beans
    * Candy
    * Dancing Shoes
    * Disco Biscuits
    * Doves
    * E-bomb
    * Egg Rolls
    * Happy Pill
    * Hug Drug
    * Love Drug
    * Malcolm (or Malcolm X)
    * Scooby Snacks
    * Smartees
    * Sweets
    * Skittles
    * Thizz
    * Vitamin E or Vitamin X
    * Vowels

    Also known as Ecstasy.


  • #43
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users Posts: 8,312 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    Also known as Ecstasy.

    Never done them, I've led a very sheltered life. :)


  • #44
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    * X, E, or XTC
    * Adam
    * Beans
    * Candy
    * Dancing Shoes
    * Disco Biscuits
    * Doves
    * E-bomb
    * Egg Rolls
    * Happy Pill
    * Hug Drug
    * Love Drug
    * Malcolm (or Malcolm X)
    * Scooby Snacks
    * Smartees
    * Sweets
    * Skittles
    * Thizz
    * Vitamin E or Vitamin X
    * Vowels

    Also known as Ecstasy.

    Could you be more specific ? :D


  • #45
    DUBACC
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    leggit wrote: »
    2 Chicken Shish Kebabs From Zaytoon..... and the chips! Washed down with 2 cans of coke!

    Respect! :cool:

    I can only manage one of those, even after a rake of pints!


  • #46
    DUBACC
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    There was a cafe in Galway that we went to after a stag. Just off Shop Street i think it was. We each asked for a full irish and got the most disgustingly delicious fry-up ever! The plate was piled high with all kinds of everything with the last few items floating in a pool of grease at the end. Proper mug of tea too in the kind of cup you would find at the back of your granny's cupboard (the type that takes two standard size cups).

    I think we had to keep punching our chests afterwards to keep our hearts beating! :D


  • #47
    W0bble5
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭W0bble5


    A warm flat can of dutch gold and a joint. The college breakfast of champions.


  • #48
    Dave_The_Sheep
    Registered Users Posts: 7,329 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    My normal Friday-Work breakfast consists of ... a three hash brown, pudding and runny-fried-egg sandwich. It's not the worst I've had, but it's by far the worst on a regular basis. Three Fridays in four.


  • #49
    Tool_
    Registered Users Posts: 42 ✭Tool_


    A rake of cans on the way to a match. Comes on you fairly quickly first thing in the morning.:)


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Breakfast pizza.


  • #51
    BIG BAD JOHN
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭BIG BAD JOHN


    I had a delicious Ulster fry yesterday morning (round about 5,000 calories at a conservative estimate) and then paid for it last night - awake from 2pm, hiccuping and manufacturing loads of stomach acid.
    I'll be mainlining on lansoprazole today.


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  • #52
    Papillon!
    Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭Papillon!


    Re-heated Dominos from last night. MMMM


  • #53
    Zulu
    Registered Users Posts: 10,965 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Time was, when I was young and immortal, I used to make the following:
    Bread, 3 rashers, fried egg made into a sandwich. Nothing too terrible there, but I used to fry the whole lot in butter. Man it was yummy. Fried bread sandwich FTW!


  • #54
    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,393 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    A toss up:

    A glass of water full of ash.
    Or,
    Also after staying in a friends house once, the next morning I woke up parched I found a small glass beside the bed. Went to the bathroom, put some water in and necked it. There was something not right. Spat out one ear ring. The other? well... :o


  • #55
    seachto7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,863 ✭✭✭seachto7


    Vienneta in vegetable soup


  • #56
    Cargin
    Registered Users Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Cargin


    chocolate eclairs...plural.


  • #57
    xtinataguba
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭xtinataguba


    beer in the morning! i will never do that again.


  • #58
    evanmarko
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭evanmarko


    bic mac burgers after a heavy night of drinking :D


  • #59
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    The previous night's Abrakebabra taken from my coat pocket and reheated in a microwave. I did have the presence of mind to take off the foil wrapping first. De-lish!


  • #60
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Microwaved waffle burger from the dinner the day before, a packet of cheese slices and two cans of Druids. Can still taste that tripe cider on top of the cheese and ketchup.


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  • #61
    janja
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭janja


    NS77 wrote: »
    The Gut Buster at the Market Diner, Brighton...hmmmm!
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    jayzuz


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