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    #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    I just thought a change would be nice.

    You could try lying on your hand till it falls asleep.
    Then it feels like somebody else is doing it.

    Typing your post that is.
    Anyone else think we're done here?


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    #33
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    Most of AH sticks to snappy one liners to get their thanks, and throws in a meme or two.

    Storytelling forum is probably somewhere

    I dont need snappy one liners to get thanks


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    #34
    J.Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭J.Ball


    I havent had a chance to say anything yet. eh.......................... :(


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    #35
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    Speaking of which, how does everyone pronounce meme in their head? Meem or mem?

    I pronouce it like the French word


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    #36
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    Speaking of which, how does everyone pronounce meme in their head? Meem or mem?

    You don't pronounce anything in your head, you THINK it ;)

    I can give you free lessons maybe? Are you troubled?


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    #37
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Snappy one liners are peoples sad attempts to get thanks.

    I just thought a change would be nice.


    The reason they get thanked is because the snappy one-liners are funny....


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    #38
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    The reason they get thanked is because the snappy one-liners are funny....

    Yeah but it's sad that the poster relys on peoples appreciation on a forum to be happy.


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    #39
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    I pronouce it like the French word

    Yeah me too, but some ignorant yank on youtube put that seed of doubt in my mind :(


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    #40
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brummytom wrote: »
    The reason they get thanked is because the snappy one-liners are funny....

    6 days eh....
    That means I have 6 days to think of a birthday... emm.... surprise.
    Be afraid.;)


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    #41
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Yeah but it's sad that the poster relys on peoples appreciation on a forum to be happy.

    We get by though. In our own way. Mostly with secret thanks cartels.


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    #42
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    Speaking of which, how does everyone pronounce meme in their head? Meem or mem?

    I imagine it to be said like ' maime', you know, like a tiger would maime you.

    But I s'pose that'd be spelt méme? I dunno.. i'll stick with my pronounciation.


    Off Topic: Who else hates Bono?


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    #43
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Yeah but it's sad that the poster relys on peoples appreciation on a forum to be happy.


    Very very very obviously not something that bothers you.


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    #44
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Mostly with secret thanks cartels.

    It's like a drug!!


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    #45
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I dont need snappy one liners to get thanks
    Nobody thank this post, Turd's ego is big enough


    Edit: Meme is pronounced "meem"


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    #46
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Yeah but it's sad that the poster relys on peoples appreciation on a forum to be happy.

    Because I guess that would make you unhappy


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    #47
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    I imagine it to be said like ' maime', you know, like a tiger would maime you.

    But I s'pose that'd be spelt méme? I dunno.. i'll stick with my pronounciation.


    Off Topic: Who else hates Bono?

    http://boards.co.uk

    Chase the bait my friend . . . ;)

    IR4


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    #48
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    6 days eh....
    That means I have 6 days to think of a birthday... emm.... surprise.
    Be afraid.;)

    If that surprise involves sharing your hookers and cocaine.. bring it on.

    If it involves a ban, I kill you


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    #49
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brummytom wrote: »
    If that surprise involves sharing your hookers and cocaine.. bring it on.

    If it involves a ban, I kill you

    If you kill me you'll get tried as an adult unless you do it in the next 5 days.


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    #50
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    http://boards.co.uk

    Chase the bait my friend . . . ;)

    IR4

    Bait? I'm not a fish.. despite the smell.

    Oh, and Birmingham's right in the middle of the country.. wind-surfing requires beaches, no?


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    #51
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    I pronouce it like the French word


    Mime?


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    #52
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Mime?

    No meme with a circumflex on the first "e"


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    #53
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    Bono Vox will ye ever stop makin' these bejaysusin' sh*te threads. They're wreckin me buzz big time :mad:

    Yeah! I thought shít threads were my thing.


    Now if you don't mind, I'm off to pour Whiskey on this Spider


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    #54
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    No meme with a circumflex on the first "e"


    Serious, so it sounds like maim? Ah fuk that, I always heard it as meeeeeem in me head, in a high-pitched tone.

    Meeeeeem.


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    #55
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    phasers wrote: »
    Nobody thank this post, Turd's ego is big enough


    Edit: Meme is pronounced "meem"

    Damn you for foiling my plan

    *shakes penis fist*


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    #56
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Wow, I really didn't expect this thread to get into the fourth page without a lock!

    Mission accomplished ;)


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    #57
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    A friend of mine who shall remain nameless went for her driving test a few years ago.
    At the start of the test she went out with the tester to her car and was asked to show the car lights to him. Uncertain she proceeded to point out the lights to him.This is the right front light,left front light etc.
    She was mortified when she realised that she was supposed to get into the car and turn them on.
    Needless to say she didnt pass her test.
    :D


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    #58
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Marco...


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    #59
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Lana80 wrote: »
    A friend of mine who shall remain nameless went for her driving test a few years ago.
    At the start of the test she went out with the tester to her car and was asked to show the car lights to him. Uncertain she proceeded to point out the lights to him.This is the right front light,left front light etc.
    She was mortified when she realised that she was supposed to get into the car and turn them on.
    Needless to say she didnt pass her test.
    :D

    I'm sorry, what are you doing? This is no place for funny stories :mad:


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    #60
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Polo?


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    #61
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Mint?


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