[ablelocks]

summer 2019, i met a friend of mine at a work event in another city and we went out for pints, lots of pints. I left the pub earlier than he did and went back to hotel. He arrived about an hour later, but as he came in the lobby door, I was on the landing at the top of the stairs so saw that he was with a woman he had met earlier in the pub. They didn't see me, but I saw them. I didn't say anything and wouldn't - his business what he gets up to but i was surprised.

[Recliner]

Originally Posted by ablelocks

summer 2019, i met a friend of mine at a work event in another city and we went out for pints, lots of pints. I left the pub earlier than he did and went back to hotel. He arrived about an hour later, but as he came in the lobby door, I was on the landing at the top of the stairs so saw that he was with a woman he had met earlier in the pub. They didn't see me, but I saw them. I didn't say anything and wouldn't - his business what he gets up to but i was surprised.

Why were you surprised?

[con747]

And........

[Archeron]

If you ever have a toilet blocked by a massive poo the size of a baby cow, four or five bin bags over an arm gives enough protection so you can break it up without touching it. Still rotten though.
That's something I shouldn't know but do.

[bear1]

Originally Posted by ablelocks

summer 2019, i met a friend of mine at a work event in another city and we went out for pints, lots of pints. I left the pub earlier than he did and went back to hotel. He arrived about an hour later, but as he came in the lobby door, I was on the landing at the top of the stairs so saw that he was with a woman he had met earlier in the pub. They didn't see me, but I saw them. I didn't say anything and wouldn't - his business what he gets up to but i was surprised.

Dafuq?

[Gregor Samsa]

I once saw a neighbour of mine in the supermarket. I could see low-fat milk, fruit, fresh veg and brown bread in their basket, but I spotted them take a packet of Kimberly from the biscuit shelf and pop them in too. I didn't say anything and wouldn't - his business what he gets up to but i was surprised - always had him pegged as more of a Mikado man, but it just shows you never can tell. Although knowing this now, if he ever did invite me in for tea, I'd politely make my excuses.

[Church on Tuesday]

Originally Posted by ablelocks

summer 2019, i met a friend of mine at a work event in another city and we went out for pints, lots of pints. I left the pub earlier than he did and went back to hotel. He arrived about an hour later, but as he came in the lobby door, I was on the landing at the top of the stairs so saw that he was with a woman he had met earlier in the pub. They didn't see me, but I saw them. I didn't say anything and wouldn't - his business what he gets up to but i was surprised.

[biko]

CIA killed JFK.

[Gamer Bhoy 89]

I know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck.

[some random drunk]

Originally Posted by ablelocks

summer 2019, i met a friend of mine at a work event in another city and we went out for pints, lots of pints. I left the pub earlier than he did and went back to hotel. He arrived about an hour later, but as he came in the lobby door, I was on the landing at the top of the stairs so saw that he was with a woman he had met earlier in the pub. They didn't see me, but I saw them. I didn't say anything and wouldn't - his business what he gets up to but i was surprised.

Is there some interesting detail to this that perhaps you've left out? Like he'd only gotten married a few weeks before? Or maybe the woman he brought back from the pub was actually his boss? Or she was his cousin? Or she was transgender? A transgender cousin? Something even a little bit scandalous?? Anything at all??!

[corner of hells]

Originally Posted by some random drunk

Is there some interesting detail to this that perhaps you've left out? Like he'd only gotten married a few weeks before? Or maybe the woman he brought back from the pub was actually his boss? Or she was his cousin? Or she was transgender? A transgender cousin? Something even a little bit scandalous?? Anything at all??!

I think it might've been a dream.He may be still in the dream , we all might be in it too.

[Potential-Monke]

Originally Posted by Gamer Bhoy 89

I know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck.

I've always wondered the answer to that. Care to share?

I know that placing 3 individual squares of bog roll onto the back of the toilet bowl saves you some cleaning about 80% of the time. Has to be individual squares, if they're connected it'll just fall off with the first contact.

[Gamer Bhoy 89]

The answer is......

17

[Potential-Monke]

Originally Posted by Gamer Bhoy 89

The answer is......

17

I fkin knew it!

[trashcan]

I know the words to the Home and Away theme tune. I win !