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Internal Rhymes

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  • #32
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Using your skills you'll be sound
    but either face Tommy or go to ground.
    Keep your head and don't back down.
    You'll get nowhere if ya act the clown.


  • #33
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Less of that! the virus is here
    Now we have much more to fear.
    Pull together to stay apart
    And hold your breath if you smell a fart!


  • #34
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The doctors need PPE, the Chinese CCP
    are giving it for free.Turns out it's a load of crap!
    Cancel your orders from that side of the map.


  • #35
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Fifth o' May is a way away some disclaim
    with dismay. Let us out and let 'em die, I
    don't give a sh1t sure their end is nigh.
    I'm entitled don't you see, I don't mind being life's enemy.


  • #36
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    National populist protests sustain the spread.
    Embattled care workers look on with dread.
    Chests rise and fall mechanically. We hope
    quick for immunity, while we cope.


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  • #37
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    All's not lost, nature rebounds.
    Animals tread boldy with less human sounds.
    Their future looks bright in the coming days
    But only if our attitudes change in many ways.


  • #38
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    Going for a walk around the block, no time to talk


  • #39
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Feel the breeze I'm at ease. Where're me keys?


  • #40
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Oh my, the time is nigh to give a sigh and say goodbye.


  • #41
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Oh do come back for you don't lack an idiom and then some.


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  • #42
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The wind rescinds the Sun's appeal and any more rain I'll surely squeal. For now I might have a beer and just enjoy the starry night.


  • #43
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Still no rain. Sunburn's a pain. Though.


  • #44
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    On the consumer's behalf, the taken calf. From the cow , no laugh.


  • #45
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Its only meat
    oh what a treat
    It could be your pet,
    that makes my mouth wet


  • #46
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Once those lives didn't matter now they do.
    Then other lives didn't matter. We changed our views.
    More lives again we realised didn't matter. How untrue.
    But these, those, they don't matter. Still we pick and choose.
    Will we ever have a clue?


  • #47
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Voluminous silence has a semblance of defiance.


  • #48
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Rhyming's easy , say what you feel. Don't worry about squeals. Be forthright in your appeals.


  • #49
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I opened the door
    and fell on the floor
    When I stood up
    I knocked down the cup
    When I looked at the floor
    I got a smack of the door
    I moved out of that room
    And walked straight into a broom
    So I headed for bed
    With a very sore head


  • #50
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Up in the morning and down the stairs.
    A rumble in me tummy I grab some pears.
    A glance at the clock illicits a shock,
    and off out the door wearing only one sock.


  • #51
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Up in the morning and down the stairs.
    A rumble in me tummy I grab some pears.
    A glance at the clock illicits a shock,
    and off out the door wearing only one sock.

    I returned to the house to retrieve some footwear
    That when I noticed my pants had a tear
    It was the draught that gave it away
    When my balls fell out and began to sway


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  • #52
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Through the open door the postman took a look.
    Eyes wide he exclaimed " Holy ****!
    Get that checked. That's a disgrace!"
    I kicked the door closed in his face.


  • #53
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I gazed down upon my belly
    It wobbled like a lump of jelly
    I knew what I had become
    When I realised I had a front bum
    I began to cry, wail and got sick
    All because I couldn't see my dick
    One it hung proud and loose
    Now it's just a sad recluse


  • #54
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    My neighbour popped in, for gossip to gather.
    What is it, she asked has you in a lather?
    I showed her my gut, the root of the ruction.
    That's nothin' says she. Just get liposuction.


  • #55
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    No way not a chance
    I'll just buy some larger pants.
    I stand tall and suck in me gut
    and before heading out grab the last doughnut.


  • #56
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I cannot bend to tie my lace
    The rush of blood reddens my face
    My heart is pounding as I raise my head
    I crawl upstairs to find my bed
    On the stairs I grab my chest
    The pains so severe I do attest
    The ambulance is coming I hear a scream
    I awake to beep beep on a hospital machine


  • #57
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Wow that nurse she's a looker
    Given the chance I'd surely,
    put her
    on my arm and give her some charm
    And hope it doesn't appear as complete smarm.


  • #58
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    What a face, what a bod. I think I'm in love
    She looks like an angel and coos like a dove
    When she comes around to check my heart-rate
    I pluck the courage and ask her out on a date


  • #59
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,604 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Nothing worse than a nurse who is ravin' like a mavin
    Stranger than an angel, she changes the ranges
    of fever, pressure, pulse and asks (her task)
    to tell of smell or taste, lends an ear to hear
    a cough that reveals a feel of virus
    (Please don't fire us, will you hire us?)


  • #60
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    I pull out the drip and off I go
    placing my finger to stop the blood flow.
    I shake loose the nurse attached to my leg
    And head to a pub with a Guinness keg.


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  • #61
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    UreIt been a long time, I'd a carven for wine
    The barkeep the pig wouldn't give me swig
    He cried 'Food you buy' you drunk little guy
    My funds they were tight, an idea did light
    barkeep 'it's food ill take but not on a plate'
    a nine euro bowl of wine, will do just fine


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