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  • 23-11-2018 6:35pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door.

    When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a toothpick.

    He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves.

    A few minutes later there is a second knock.

    When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick.

    He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

    There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp.

    The landlord says, "Don"t tell me, you want a toothpick too.

    ""No, a straw," says the Tramp.

    The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it.

    So he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

    To which the Tramp replies,




    "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff"s gone already".

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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