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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    ohindeed! wrote: »
    🐶💩

    Just had a chat with A RESIDENT FROM LYNWOOD (EDITED) about his dog being brought over to the green especially to pooh just there.
    When i explained it was his duty as a dog owner to clean up after his dog, that it was a playing area for kids to play and he should do the responsible thing.
    He told me to go way & get a life for myself .
    I said it wasn't fair on kids to get pooh on their hands and shoes whilst playing in the area and their parents who had the dirty job to clean it off their shoes.
    He asked me was i for real???
    3 times he told me to get a life. I have one thanks, I just hate that there's dog pooh all over our estate & everywhere else because of people like him.
    More than once I said it was a children's play area & he should be ashamed to admit he has no problem with his dog poohing where kids play.
    It's not his first time bringing his dog to the green to pooh there while he stands and watches and then walks away to which I was accused of stalking him, no I'm not a stalker, I just see this while I'm out with my dogs on the green, cleaning up their pooh.
    Despite all the signs up around the estate for dog fouling and I mentioned the huge fine for offenders.
    He wanted to know what was being done about the seagull pooh in the estate & that he had an issue with the neighbours throwing bread out for the birds.
    Big difference between the nature of seagulls poohing & the irresponsibility of dog owners. We can't control gulls, but we can choose to clean up after our dogs.
    First time talking to this neighbour & I'm disgusted with his "couldn't care less about the kids getting covered in dog pooh" attitude.

    If anyone has a problem or issue with any of my pets, please come speak to me, at 51, I'd rather help with the issue than pig headedly ignore it.
    Thanks.

    What's wrong with that? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    "Can I please have people to pray that l get to church on time because the way I am looking the chances are slim thank you to all of my friends and brothers and sisters in Christ"

    Like WTF???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    aoh wrote: »
    "Can I please have people to pray that l get to church on time because the way I am looking the chances are slim thank you to all of my friends and brothers and sisters in Christ"

    Like WTF???
    If it's God's will, it will happen.


  • Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dank Janniels


    This is doing the rounds:

    "I think schools should teach kids Sign Language instead of foreign languages as not every one goes abroad but any one can be deaf"

    In theory I kinda agree with it but from the people I see sharing it, there seems to be a racist slant to it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Racist slant?? Where?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Might want to tell them there's about 137 known sign languages in existence too :D


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    I wouldn't be giving anything that wouldn't fit me anymore to charity or homeless here is the reason it just daunted on me there while getting pissed off with a few of Family and friends and others that all think _____ has something to do with it which I hope is wrong anyway
    here is the reason you shouldn't give your clothes away not even to friends or family cause you give your clothes away that you no longer want right whoever gets them is now wearing them and they could assault or murder someone in the clothes you gave them the clothes are taken into evidence your DNA is on it
    so the person can frame you and say it was you because you lent them the clothes even if you tell the law that you gave your clothes away as you no longer wanted them you be still questioned be carefully who you give your stuff too always wear gloves picking up brand new clothes from a shop to give straight to charity because your DNA be on it so from now on I won't be giving anything that belongs to me to anyone I could be in the station been questioned about something I didn't even do only thing I would have done is gave away my clothes and whatever else I didn't need and want anymore

    Sounds like someone did something they shouldn't and is using Facebook as their alibi :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    If I was a parent I be giving up going out to pubs and clubs only with my family and partner I'd go for a meal Instead with my friends no drink just eat be coke for a mineral drink and straight back home afterwards I'd go on a shopping or cinema trip maybe with my friends but that's it WHEN YOUR MARRIED YOU DON'T GO OUT DRINKING OR CLUBBING WITH OR WITHOUT KIDS INVOLVED BECAUSE YOU'D END UP GETTING DRUNK NOT REMEMBER A THING AND CHEAT


  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭SVI40


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    If I was a parent I be giving up going out to pubs and clubs only with my family and partner I'd go for a meal Instead with my friends no drink just eat be coke for a mineral drink and straight back home afterwards I'd go on a shopping or cinema trip maybe with my friends but that's it WHEN YOUR MARRIED YOU DON'T GO OUT DRINKING OR CLUBBING WITH OR WITHOUT KIDS INVOLVED BECAUSE YOU'D END UP GETTING DRUNK NOT REMEMBER A THING AND CHEAT

    She is such a keeper!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    SVI40 wrote: »
    She is such a keeper!
    Imagine being married to her :eek: You'd never be allowed go on a stag or a lad's night out.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Imagine being married to her :eek: You'd never be allowed go on a stag or a lad's night out.

    My mates cousin used to come on weekends away with us to matches.

    Last year he was away with lads from his missus family and the there was a picture of them and a girl vaguely near them. Result is, hes not allowed away anymore .

    Lifes too short for that ****.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,354 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Imagine being married to her :eek: You'd never be allowed go on a stag or a lad's night out.

    And that is why you should never stick your dick in crazy , not even the tip.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    I’m speechless. That’s the tackiest, most crass & insensitive thing I’ve ever seen.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    I’m speechless. That’s the tackiest, most crass & insensitive thing I’ve ever seen.

    You've had a sheltered life so. :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Child will never see a penny of it.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    Which scabby fecker only gave a 20?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Which scabby fecker only gave a 20?

    Someone with a bit of sense :p

    No way all that money is going to be spent on the child.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    Not a bit young for a stripper?

    getmecoat.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "My sexy man, had a brilliant tym in bray wit him he brought me to the beach n all n den he was down wit me d last few days I never laffed soo much hes comical lol its only early days 1 mth, but going very well thank god # he soo gud 2 me n the kids xx happy out xxxx"

    And she's updated her status to "in a relationship", but felt the need to clarify: "In a relationship one mth not since yesterday xxx i dnt no why its saying yesterday ciz im wit him a mth now lol xx"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭HorrorScope


    "My sexy man, had a brilliant tym in bray wit him he brought me to the beach n all n den he was down wit me d last few days I never laffed soo much hes comical lol its only early days 1 mth, but going very well thank god # he soo gud 2 me n the kids xx happy out xxxx"

    And she's updated her status to "in a relationship", but felt the need to clarify: "In a relationship one mth not since yesterday xxx i dnt no why its saying yesterday ciz im wit him a mth now lol xx"

    Lyfs a briz wens u goth no wurries nd wurld


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,381 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Just saw someone upload this photo from her daughter's christening. Pure classy like.

    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?


  • Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?
    Nope they never make it into the bank.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?

    I was in Germany recently and got a few hundred from an ATM and it came out in €100s, never got any from ATMs in Ireland though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    From 'Humans Of New York':

    “My mom threw me out of the house at seventeen for getting pregnant, then had me arrested when I tried to get my clothes. Then she ****ed the head of parole to try to keep me in jail. She was some prime pussy back then. But the warden did some tests on me and found out I was smart, so I got a scholarship to go anywhere in New York. I chose the Fashion Institute of Technology, which I hated. But by that time I was already getting work making costumes for the strippers and porn stars in Times Square. All my friends were gay people, because they never judged me. All I did was gay bars: drag queen contests, Crisco Disco, I loved the whole scene. And I couldn’t get enough of the costumes. My friend Paris used to sit at the bar and sell stolen clothes from Bergdorf and Lord and Taylors, back before they had sensor tags. So I had the best wardrobe: mink coats, 5 inch heels, stockings with seams up the back. I looked like a drag queen, honey. One night a Hasidic rabbi tried to pick me up because he thought I was a tranny. I had to tell him: ‘Baby, this is real fish!”


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Strange to see so many €100 notes, do ATMs even give them out?

    I remember a good few years ago, I was going to the spar at the end of talbot street (aka Mogadishu) and being approached by a gentleman to see if I could give him change of a 100 euro note. I wonder if he had any takers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Crisco Disco ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,120 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Crisco Disco ?

    a gay nightclub in new york in the 70s and 80s.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭MMyers


    De Bhál wrote: »
    "If she is got help the child she don't have the kids now there father's do how will she take care of an other o ya get some else to mind it be more like it"


    Someone's reaction on FB to Katie Price having a baby!

    What about the reaction to Katie embarrassing Rachel Stevens


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,840 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    MMyers wrote: »
    What about the reaction to Katie embarrassing Rachel Stevens

    Sorry, in all honesty I barely know who Katie Price is but I've no idea who Rachel Stevens is.


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