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Danish Football Fan Chant

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    #32
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    imme wrote: »
    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!

    Probably noticing all the people in Man United/Liverpool/Arsenal/Chelsea jerseys to be fair.


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just be thankful it was only singing. If it was the English or the Nordies you could buy shares in Autoglass tomorrow.


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    #34
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    This is gripping. I hope it’s a case of come the hour / come the ahan


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    #35
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Balls; kiss of death he’s off


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    #36
    [Deleted User]
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    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Its almost like football chants dont have to be factually correct. In fact , it's often an attempt to wind the opposition up.......

    You mean people from Swansea don't actually shag sheep? Imagine my shock...


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    #37
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,703 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    buried wrote: »
    Just chant back "Ye're the $hite part of Sweden and the Duke of Edinburgh is yer auld wan"

    Catchy.


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    #38
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,162 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    imme wrote: »
    History?

    Is Ireland not being part of England history?

    we're just the English B team


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    #39
    ArnoldJRimmer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    In fairness, Kildare fans have to put up with the chant 'You're just a sh!t Dublin suburb' from the lads on the Hill


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    #40
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    The Danes are certainly not a well educated or attractive bunch.

    don't know about educated...but i spent a week in Copenhagen and found them extremely attractive both women & men, tall blonde sexy


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    #41
    milehip
    Registered Users Posts: 733 ✭✭✭milehip


    ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »
    In fairness, Kildare fans have to put up with the chant 'You're just a sh!t Dublin suburb' from the lads on the Hill

    In fairness,that's the least of their worries.


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    #42
    granturismo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭granturismo


    ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »
    In fairness, Kildare fans have to put up with the chant 'You're just a sh!t Dublin suburb' from the lads on the Hill

    In fairness, County Kildare has put up its fair share of refugees from Dublin.


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    #43
    TCM
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭TCM


    imme wrote:
    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    imme wrote:
    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    imme wrote:
    Is the Danish education system that bad!


    Obviously you've missed out yourself.


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    #44
    HorrorScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭HorrorScope


    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?


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    #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?

    Is that not more than enough?


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    #46
    fawlty682
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭fawlty682


    Some of these so called fans don’t have much between the ears but the little they have,they use for abuse and general bad behaviour.


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    #47
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?

    pornography (pre-internet)


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    #48
    ChikiChiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    Meh Irish fans chanted "Jon Vertonghen is shagging your wife at Eriksson". It works both ways.

    Multi millionaire or not that's pretty scummy. That wound probably cuts deep.


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    #49
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    fawlty682 wrote: »
    Some of these so called fans don’t have much between the ears but the little they have,they use for abuse and general bad behaviour.

    I think the most impressive part is that the average human brain has 80 odd billion neurons and these lads manage to get by on a few dozen. The human body is amazing really.


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    #50
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    A new Danny Dyer series is being commissioned on this very subject.


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    #51
    20Wheel
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Guess they're the **** part of Germany then.

    Weren't they part of the axis forces in ww2.

    Nazi Danish.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



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    #52
    tuxy
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    20Wheel wrote: »
    Guess they're the **** part of Germany then.

    Weren't they part of the axis forces in ww2.

    Nazi Danish.

    I don't think so, tried to stay neutral then got invaded and occupied.


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    #53
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    They probably feel inferior to the Irish lads like Macker, Whacker and Joxer who are far better at imitating their friends in the English Premiership.


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    #54
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You mean people from Swansea don't actually shag sheep? Imagine my shock...

    There's probably a fair element of truth to that particular one...


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    #55
    20Wheel
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    tuxy wrote: »
    I don't think so, tried to stay neutral then got invaded and occupied.

    They fought alongside the nazis. Had a danish freikorps and danish ss.

    Nazi collaborators them danes.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



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    #56
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    imme wrote: »
    I

    Is the Danish education system that bad!




    To be fair, you are talking about football supporters.

    Football supporters are not generally known for their cerebral outlook on life and generally drawn from the *ahem* lower echelons of society- across all countries.

    I think 'low level voters' would be the most apt analogy.


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    #57
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,757 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    This is just too funny.
    Danish football fans come up with a pretty funny chant to wind up Irish fans.

    Que, offended, stupid Irish people actually thinking that the Danish fans have gotten it wrong due to being uneducated.
    Couldn't make it up!


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    #58
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Danish is a garbage language for garbage people.


    9-9.


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    #59
    Niallof9
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭Niallof9


    beats being the **** part of Germany AND Scandinavia


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    #60
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    the beer revolu wrote: »
    This is just too funny.
    Danish football fans come up with a pretty funny chant to wind up Irish fans.

    Que, offended, stupid Irish people actually thinking that the Danish fans have gotten it wrong due to being uneducated.
    Couldn't make it up!


    Yeah a pretty run of the mill football chant and the indignation levels go through the roof. Not only that but the entire Danish education system is called into question. Jesus wept.

    I would have thought the Danes chanting in English is quite a good reflection on their education system.

    Imagine Anto and Deco from Finglas chanting through Copenhagen in Danish....


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    #61
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,014 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    the beer revolu wrote: »
    This is just too funny.
    Danish football fans come up with a pretty funny chant to wind up Irish fans.

    Que, offended, stupid Irish people actually thinking that the Danish fans have gotten it wrong due to being uneducated.
    Couldn't make it up!

    My favourite moment is when Fernando Torres scored for Spain against Ireland in Euro 2012 and a guy in a pub called him a Scouse ****...

    I calmly asked what he'd shout of Robbie Keane scored and was informed that Keane wasn't a scouser....

    So yeah - we're not in any position to criticise someone else's education system in the modern world!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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