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10-06-2019, 09:24   #31
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People that park really close to you in a near empty car park and bang their door off your car when getting out.
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10-06-2019, 09:27   #32
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People that park really close to you in a near empty car park and bang their door off your car when getting out.
Similar to this the fecker who parked so close to me in the Ilac on saturday that i couldn't open my door far enough to get in. i had to climb in over the passenger seat. I somehow managed to restrain myself from accidentally banging his 182 motor.
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10-06-2019, 10:11   #33
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Item showing as in stock . Order the item (last week ) . A full day later they email to say it's not in stock and they're issuing a refund. That still isn't cleared . I need the item quickly so I ordered it from somewhere else ...or so I thought . Somehow I used the same site again (you'd think their system would have updated the stock levels by now though ).

Being on hold for ten minutes .
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10-06-2019, 10:16   #34
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Bought a new pair of Bluetooth headphones. Got them out..... have to install an app for them. OK so. Install app, getting ready to enjoy some music........ turns out I need to download the latest software for the headphones. About 15 minutes later it's on 82% transferred.
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10-06-2019, 10:21   #35
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Day 1 - hard
Day 2 - Hard
Day 3 - softening a bit
Day 4 - mouldy
Same with mangoes and avocados. They're always too hard up until a 15 minute window where they're perfect, and then.........inedible due to how slimy.

Actually, TA trying to figure out why mangoes has an E in it but avocados doesn't.
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10-06-2019, 11:31   #36
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At a gig recently, I went to the gents. It was full of women, queues were too long in the ladies toilets apparently.

TA that men can't even have their own bathrooms anymore.
I was at a gig recently where there was none of this separate queue thing, but I had to clean it everytime. TA that men still seem to need potty training.
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10-06-2019, 11:34   #37
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I touched something gooey and/or slimey last night and I can't stop thinking about it.
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10-06-2019, 11:57   #38
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People that park really close to you in a near empty car park and bang their door off your car when getting out.
That is justification for bringing in hard labour as a form of punishment.
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10-06-2019, 12:16   #39
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That is justification for bringing in hard labour as a form of punishment.
I was on my lunch break before and drove to mcdonalds. Got my food and sat in the car park in the car to eat it and watch the news on my phone. Elderly couple park beside me even though there are loads of free spaces. The man is trying to get out and hit my car door at least 7 times. He did say sorry, he said sorry 7 times.
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I touched something gooey and/or slimey last night and I can't stop thinking about it.
"Oww, pointy!
Eww, slimey.
Uh-oh, moving..."
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That is justification for bringing in hard labour as a form of punishment.
Ta'd at the leniency proposed by RMAOK
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Specifically asked my brother not to have a nap on the couch in the sitting room yesterday evening as I wanted to watch a movie (on our only TV), and he promised he was just "resting his eyes".
Came back half an hour later to find the fcuker unconscious with the light off and everything

Tried waking him with no luck, then my mam told me to leave him alone as the poor crater was obviously exhausted after his night on the beer the night before.

He slept for 3.5 hours and for that 3.5 hours no one else could use the sitting room or watch tv. Not like he has his own room and a bed for sleeping in or anything
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Another one , Private numbers calling and leaving a voicemail with no speech.
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Pedantic people who sit in wait for somebody to get something slightly wrong.
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Ta'd at the leniency proposed by RMAOK
I was trying to be diplomatic
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