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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #2792
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 7,993 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    John_D80 wrote: »
    Mustn't take much to amuse you!!!

    Glad I could be of service.

    Thank You.


  • #2793
    Gerinspain
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    This from a relation

    "I guess you finally realise your Marriage is over when your rude bloody Husband unfriends you on facebook.I wasn't aware I was a Racist, British Supremacist, Muslin Hating, Homophobic, Trump lover........who knew!!!!!"

    One like from her sister and one comment expressing confusion...


  • #2794
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Gerinspain wrote: »
    Muslin Hating

    Damn those Victorian expectations that we should all make jam and be good little wifeys! Totally with her on this one. I swear, can you FIND muslin these days? No, you CANNOT. :mad:


  • #2795
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Gerinspain wrote: »
    This from a relation

    "I guess you finally realise your Marriage is over when your rude bloody Husband unfriends you on facebook.I wasn't aware I was a Racist, British Supremacist, Muslin Hating, Homophobic, Trump lover........who knew!!!!!"

    One like from her sister and one comment expressing confusion...

    +1 for expressing confusion


  • #2796
    TitianGerm
    Registered Users Posts: 27,789 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    +1 for expressing confusion

    I'm guessing the husband unfriended her because she shares all that ****e.


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  • #2797
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    There's an Irish anti migrant Facebook page which has a picture of a Viking as its profile picture. The irony must be lost on them.


  • #2798
    maximoose
    Registered Users Posts: 9,196 ✭✭✭maximoose


    emmetkenny wrote: »
    I'm guessing the husband unfriended her because she shares all that ****e.

    Rookie error, unfollow relations - unfriending raises suspicion.


  • #2799
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    maximoose wrote: »
    Rookie error, unfollow relations - unfriending raises suspicion.

    Restricted and unfollowed- where all the dodgy relations go!


  • #2800
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    http://i.imgur.com/lIaUBRv.jpg

    Captain Obvious here....


  • #2801
    Gamer Bhoy 89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    My cousin wrote up on Facebook last week "Finally. After a long tough road. I am finally a member of Deise Buy n Sell"

    He got 28 Likes....

    I've been on Kilkenny Things For Sale for 4 years and I didn't get so much as a Fruit Pastille.


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  • #2802
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    sellin for a freind bitch half s**t zoo half shoe wowwow

    Accompanied by a couple of pictures of a (female) puppy. Just as well really. I don't think I'd have a clue what she was talking about otherwise!


  • #2803
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    sellin for a freind bitch half s**t zoo half shoe wowwow

    Accompanied by a couple of pictures of a (female) puppy. Just as well really. I don't think I'd have a clue what she was talking about otherwise!

    "Selling for a friend. Female, half Shih Tzu, half Chihuahhua."


  • #2804
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    sellin for a freind bitch half s**t zoo half shoe wowwow

    Accompanied by a couple of pictures of a (female) puppy. Just as well really. I don't think I'd have a clue what she was talking about otherwise!

    Shoe wowwow. That is fcuking hilarious :D:D


  • #2805
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 13,982 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Took me 3 attempts to realise it was Chihuahhua!


  • #2806
    wonski
    Registered Users Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    It is actually funny :)


  • #2807
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE watch this everyone, this has to be one of the best messages ever. This man is a descendant of mine from the time before this but an Elder now. This wisdom runs through my being. He said Columbus started the TRUE First world war, God that is so true. They reduced Native American Indians from 60 million to 800,000, this is their goal today with us the original carbon man (population control). Water was sacred then and you could drink from any river, now the closest I have is blessed energized crystals in my Kangen Alkaline water, it is not the same as the river (This is why the first evil act is to poison the water, Africa, Haiti and the crap that comes out of our taps). As he said if you are not spiritually connected to the Earth you may not make it. The spirit world is very real and yes it is everything. The reason for the stories of the Tree of life, Tree of knowledge, Buddha sitting under a tree is because of the interconnecting force/chi/prana/sekhem that is in breath/air from God. The right and slow breath into your diaphragm will feed your inner tree of life. Yes, we must plant trees, real trees not FARMVILLE TREES. The tree shares vital energy with us. I show the tree my love all the time by meditating under it and hugging it like I do with friends and family, yet the tree gives me vital breath and don’t judge me like that friend or family. Everything is spirit and we must know our Tru.I.Self.
    God Knowledge to us throughout the ages.
    Peace~Love~UniChi
    So now you know


  • #2808
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    So now you know

    Got as far as Elder.


  • #2809
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    :D
    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    sellin for a freind bitch half s**t zoo half shoe wowwow

    Accompanied by a couple of pictures of a (female) puppy. Just as well really. I don't think I'd have a clue what she was talking about otherwise!

    This is one of the funniest I have seen here 'shoe wowwow' :D.
    And **** zoo...


  • #2810
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    :D

    This is one of the funniest I have seen here 'shoe wowwow' :D.
    And **** zoo...

    Yeah, when I read it first time I thought she had been to a crappy zoo, wearing a pair of funky shoes


  • #2811
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    "Was anyone watching the tick kunt of a gorg hook on the late late some sack dont know how he gets the air waves"


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  • #2812
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    Big Nasty wrote: »
    Got as far as Elder.

    Got as far as kangen.

    I'm out.


  • #2813
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    Popped into local cafe after the big match today to get a fabulous omelette and salad at a very reasonable price to take away! Always so obliging to make up whatever I want ☺️☺️☺️
    #omelette #peppers #onions #cheese #ham #salad #greens #healthyeating #healthy #cleaneating #lifestyle #foodie #instafood #yummy #refuel #tasty #yummy #getinmybelly #foodporn #foodstagram #foodpic #fitfam #fitness #irishfitfam #irishfitness #ukfitfam #ukfitness #nutrition #sportsnutrition

    This particular idiot is always posting rubbish like this, last week she posted a picture of her dinner with the same hashtags.

    It was a dry piece of salmon,about 7 carrots and a few baby spuds.


  • #2814
    secondrowgal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Fussyonion, where art thou??? Surely you haven't deserted FB and us?


  • #2815
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    Popped into local cafe after the big match today to get a fabulous omelette and salad at a very reasonable price to take away! Always so obliging to make up whatever I want ☺️☺️☺️
    #omelette #peppers #onions #cheese #ham #salad #greens #healthyeating #healthy #cleaneating #lifestyle #foodie #instafood #yummy #refuel #tasty #yummy #getinmybelly #foodporn #foodstagram #foodpic #fitfam #fitness #irishfitfam #irishfitness #ukfitfam #ukfitness #nutrition #sportsnutrition

    This particular idiot is always posting rubbish like this, last week she posted a picture of her dinner with the same hashtags.

    It was a dry piece of salmon,about 7 carrots and a few baby spuds.

    Jesus Christ :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #2816
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    "Overheard some girls talking....."Are you stupid??? A bike going 65km per hour would totally fly past a car doing the same speed"


  • #2817
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    "Overheard some girls talking....."Are you stupid??? A bike going 65km per hour would totally fly past a car doing the same speed"

    I had someone try to explain to me why a tonne of gold would weigh more than a tonne of feathers once.


  • #2818
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    "What bus goes to blanch n were do ye get it???"

    Jesus just Google it you knob.


  • #2819
    stoplooklisten
    Registered Users Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭stoplooklisten


    Johnny Carson wrote: »
    "What bus goes to blanch n were do ye get it???"

    Jesus just Google it you knob.

    What's google and where do I get it?

    sorry, I thought I was logged in to facebook


  • #2820
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    Is it a new thing among young people to post tributes for deceased friends to their facebook page?

    It's strange reading updates to the deceased persons page with them tagged in the post along the lines of;

    "It's heartbreaking to say goodbye (tags name) but it was a privilege knowing you. without your refined arsenal of remarkably slanderous insults I don't know how I'll stay grounded. Thanks for all the good times and for being a great friend all these years. Only wish we had a few more"


    Cue additional posts trying to outgrieve each other. I don't understand it myself. The person is dead. Why are you posting to their facebook page???
    Just sign the book of condolence like everybody else you, pay your respects at the funeral and stop the blatant attention seeking.


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  • #2821
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    valoren wrote: »
    Is it a new thing among young people to post tributes for deceased friends to their facebook page?

    It's strange reading updates to the deceased persons page with them tagged in the post along the lines of;

    "It's heartbreaking to say goodbye (tags name) but it was a privilege knowing you. without your refined arsenal of remarkably slanderous insults I don't know how I'll stay grounded. Thanks for all the good times and for being a great friend all these years. Only wish we had a few more"


    Cue additional posts trying to outgrieve each other. I don't understand it myself. The person is dead. Why are you posting to their facebook page???
    Just sign the book of condolence like everybody else you, pay your respects at the funeral and stop the blatant attention seeking.
    I don't do it personally. I see no problem with it though. It can be comforting to the family that the deceased is held in a high enough regard to message them. Greasing doesn't end with the condolence book, you know.


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