Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

kunst nugget · 06-11-2015 11:09am

My favourite story is the 'put your PIN into the ATM backwards to alert the police'. It must be an awful pain in the arse if you have a palindromic number.

'Yes, Guard. I understand this is the 14th time you've come to my aid this month but honestly when I was putting in my PIN of 1221, I was entering it forwards not backwards…'

kunst nugget · 06-11-2015 11:11am

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

There were 5 Thurs / Fri / Sat last month .... and there will be 5 Tues / Wed / Thurs next month

:eek: This only happens every 546 years! Quick! Do the lottery!!!

Omackeral · 06-11-2015 11:12am

kunst nugget wrote: »

My favourite story is the 'put your PIN into the ATM backwards to alert the police'. It must be an awful pain in the arse if you have a palindromic number.

'Yes, Guard. I understand this is the 14th time you've come to my aid this month but honestly when I was putting in my PIN of 1221, I was entering it forwards not backwards…'

I thanked this post for both the sentiment and the use of the word 'palindromic'.

yellowlabrador · 06-11-2015 11:14am

kunst nugget wrote: »

My favourite story is the 'put your PIN into the ATM backwards to alert the police'. It must be an awful pain in the arse if you have a palindromic number.

'Yes, Guard. I understand this is the 14th time you've come to my aid this month but honestly when I was putting in my PIN of 1221, I was entering it forwards not backwards…'

I saw that one on my feed too. They are a pretty gullible bunch on fb. I need to find me some snake oil or a magic pebble and set up in business. Plenty of others do. The worst is, a lot of those posts are klickbait. Maybe better, I should advertise to fix their virus and malware infested computers.

GAAman · 06-11-2015 2:06pm

smash wrote: »

Where's that bullshít from?

Shared by four female Facebook friends and liked by one male friend so far

fussyonion · 06-11-2015 7:50pm

"today we lost another angle. RIP Mary. haven just gained another star."

"true hun, with gary anal another angle 14 months gone but the days get easier believe me."

"i know chick im alright just a bit shocked. and it was only last week i was talkin to her anal."

(names changed to protect........something.)

coffee_cake · 06-11-2015 9:57pm

Not pulling over for a police car until you're in a safely lit area is genuine advice issued by some usa police depts after attacks

Mostly you'll probs just piss em off though

Precious flower · 07-11-2015 5:54pm

Came across a Facebook friend who had shared this post. I mean it could be real but...
It's a screen shot of a text message warning

Tell all contacts from your list not to accept a video called "Dance of the Pope". It is a virus that formats your mobile. Beware it is very dangerous. They announced it today on the radio. Fwd this msg to as many as you can.

Another shared post I came across today

"This man kicked child so hard he slit her liver! 'SHARE' if you think he should be jailed for life"

Also, saw another girl share an article with a headline

"9 things never to say to a strong woman"

:rolleyes: One of the points being to

never say "Just Stop: You can't stop a strong woman, so why try?", "You're crazy: Strong women speak and act with strength", "You ask too many questions: She has a mind to learn and telling her to stop won't limit her enquiring mind" or "Calm down: The strong woman you just said this to is going to show you some powerful emotions"

Queen-Mise · 07-11-2015 7:40pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"today we lost another angle. RIP Mary. haven just gained another star."

"true hun, with gary anal another angle 14 months gone but the days get easier believe me."

"i know chick im alright just a bit shocked. and it was only last week i was talkin to her anal."

(names changed to protect........something.)

Ok I know the angle is angel.

But what is the anal supposed to be?

Lisha · 07-11-2015 7:42pm

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Ok I know the angle is angel.

But what is the anal supposed to be?

And all

fineso.mom · 07-11-2015 7:43pm

Anal = and all.

fineso.mom · 07-11-2015 7:43pm

I'm so slow !

sunshine and showers · 07-11-2015 8:09pm

fineso.mom wrote: »

I'm so slow !

They're saying "anal" instead of "and all" and not getting the implications. I don't think you're the slow one in this scenario.

Lisha · 07-11-2015 8:18pm

sunshine and showers wrote: »

They're saying "anal" instead of "and all" and not getting the implications. I don't think you're the slow one in this scenario.

Telpis ......

siblers · 08-11-2015 8:04pm

"Be rude not to" followed by a picture of an alcoholic beverage. Does my head in anytime I see a status like that.

sligojoek · 08-11-2015 8:16pm

"Wine O Clock"

gormdubhgorm · 08-11-2015 9:21pm

efb wrote: »

Got the friend list below 200!!!

Christ why was I friends with some of those people!!!

You do realise you could just close your facebook account instead? The world won't end. I assume you have email?

gormdubhgorm · 08-11-2015 9:25pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Government tink der great Putin minimum wage up by 50 cent wud yis ever fuk off dey jus tax ye more so it balances ou itself yis pack e *****

I thought this was about things improving in Russia, then I realised it was not Valdimir the person was referring to.

coolhull · 09-11-2015 12:27am

Girl I : ''I gets me petrel in Tescos, dere de cheipest''

Girl 2 : Yeh dere the chepest cos dey waters i down. yeh wont geh as far on a teners wort as ye wud in a porper garge''

stephenl15 · 09-11-2015 12:39am

#‎OHMYGOD‬ hahaha
Lads im only seeing this programme now on Rte2 that every boy racer in the country must feel so ashamed there ruined 💂🏻 I'm horrified hahahahahahaha BEJAYSUS LAD ITS A TWINCAM 🙈😂🙌🏻👏🏻💕🚙🚗 wouldn't wanna be insuring any vtec 😳😐 anyhow God help yas 🤗😱 ‪#‎iminahape‬ hahaha the (Opra music doe) 🖐🏻😂😂

Anyone wanna translate?:)

martyos121 · 09-11-2015 12:47am

stephenl15 wrote: »

#‎OHMYGOD‬ hahaha
Lads im only seeing this programme now on Rte2 that every boy racer in the country must feel so ashamed there ruined &#55357;&#56450;&#55356;&#57339; I'm horrified hahahahahahaha BEJAYSUS LAD ITS A TWINCAM &#55357;&#56904;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56908;&#55356;&#57339;&#55357;&#56399;&#55356;&#57339;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56985;&#55357;&#56983; wouldn't wanna be insuring any vtec &#55357;&#56883;&#55357;&#56848; anyhow God help yas &#55358;&#56599;&#55357;&#56881; ‪#‎iminahape‬ hahaha the (Opra music doe) &#55357;&#56720;&#55356;&#57339;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;

Anyone wanna translate?:)

I'll have a crack at it:

"Friends, I'm currently viewing this television broadcast on RTE 2, and it appears that it will anger and offend many working class car enthusiasts nationwide. I'm disgusted and amused. A Twincam of all things. One wouldn't find it easy to have their VTEC insured. May God have mercy on all of you. I'm utterly distressed, yet humoured by the opera music, because someone with grammar and spelling as pathetic as mine wouldn't be into that genre."

bajer101 · 09-11-2015 12:51am

stephenl15 wrote: »

#‎OHMYGOD‬ hahaha
Lads im only seeing this programme now on Rte2 that every boy racer in the country must feel so ashamed there ruined 💂🏻 I'm horrified hahahahahahaha BEJAYSUS LAD ITS A TWINCAM 🙈😂🙌🏻👏🏻💕🚙🚗 wouldn't wanna be insuring any vtec 😳😐 anyhow God help yas 🤗😱 ‪#‎iminahape‬ hahaha the (Opra music doe) 🖐🏻😂😂

Anyone wanna translate?:)

"Story buds. Didcha c rte2? D'inisurance is whopper. Telpis.

eternal · 09-11-2015 2:10am

This is on the Cork 96FM FB page. I dare anyone to find another post worse than this. I know she was upset but Jesus Christ like.

"For the girls that go out in town on a Saturday Night�� I just wanna say not long back I got into a taxi after a night out it was about 3:30am on a Saturday Night but as u no its very hard to get a taxi when the club's are over as the are so busy so as I did, I stood by the main road on patrick street having my hand out pulling for a taxi as the drove up the street ,evenutally I got into a taxi and thought Notting of it as he was very friendly well that's what I thought anyway I gave him directions to my house and as he was making conversation he asked me did I smoke I said Yes I do" but I realised he was asking did I smoke weed I said I don't smoke weed or take drugs if that's what your asking me his reply was huh I thought u would ..we could stop somewere for a smoke I laughed because I found it funny that he asked me I replied saying no I don't anyway, and then I realised he starting driving pass my terrace I started to panic and I said u drove past were i live he looked back and kepted driving towards upper glamire he said to me.. we will just park up and do things I won't charge for ur taxi fair �� at this stage I thought I wasn't going to get home and then he pulled into the side of the road and kept asking me the same things over and over i was nearly crying and at the same time tryed to keep so calm because i honestly didnt no what he would of done so after few minutes of me telling him i dont wanna do anything he evenutally turned around but at the same time kept asking me still i told him stop a bit up from my terrace and i jumped out and literally ran toward my house I was steaming a bit and panican I didn't think to take any of his information but I do no this man and was in his late 30s was Irish so **ladies** I would advice ye not ever get into a taxi by yer self's because u really would no what would happen��"

efb · 09-11-2015 2:10am

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

You do realise you could just close your facebook account instead? The world won't end. I assume you have email?

I like Facebook

mynameis905 · 09-11-2015 2:16am

eternal wrote: »

This is on the Cork 96FM FB page. I dare anyone to find another post worse than this. I know she was upset but Jesus Christ like.

"For the girls that go out in town on a Saturday Night�� I just wanna say not long back I got into a taxi after a night out it was about 3:30am on a Saturday Night but as u no its very hard to get a taxi when the club's are over as the are so busy so as I did, I stood by the main road on patrick street having my hand out pulling for a taxi as the drove up the street ,evenutally I got into a taxi and thought Notting of it as he was very friendly well that's what I thought anyway I gave him directions to my house and as he was making conversation he asked me did I smoke I said Yes I do" but I realised he was asking did I smoke weed I said I don't smoke weed or take drugs if that's what your asking me his reply was huh I thought u would ..we could stop somewere for a smoke I laughed because I found it funny that he asked me I replied saying no I don't anyway, and then I realised he starting driving pass my terrace I started to panic and I said u drove past were i live he looked back and kepted driving towards upper glamire he said to me.. we will just park up and do things I won't charge for ur taxi fair �� at this stage I thought I wasn't going to get home and then he pulled into the side of the road and kept asking me the same things over and over i was nearly crying and at the same time tryed to keep so calm because i honestly didnt no what he would of done so after few minutes of me telling him i dont wanna do anything he evenutally turned around but at the same time kept asking me still i told him stop a bit up from my terrace and i jumped out and literally ran toward my house I was steaming a bit and panican I didn't think to take any of his information but I do no this man and was in his late 30s was Irish so **ladies** I would advice ye not ever get into a taxi by yer self's because u really would no what would happen��"

Is it wrong that I found myself rooting for the serial killer/psycho cab driver after the first two sentences?

siblers · 09-11-2015 2:17am

eternal wrote: »

This is on the Cork 96FM FB page. I dare anyone to find another post worse than this. I know she was upset but Jesus Christ like.

"For the girls that go out in town on a Saturday Night�� I just wanna say not long back I got into a taxi after a night out it was about 3:30am on a Saturday Night but as u no its very hard to get a taxi when the club's are over as the are so busy so as I did, I stood by the main road on patrick street having my hand out pulling for a taxi as the drove up the street ,evenutally I got into a taxi and thought Notting of it as he was very friendly well that's what I thought anyway I gave him directions to my house and as he was making conversation he asked me did I smoke I said Yes I do" but I realised he was asking did I smoke weed I said I don't smoke weed or take drugs if that's what your asking me his reply was huh I thought u would ..we could stop somewere for a smoke I laughed because I found it funny that he asked me I replied saying no I don't anyway, and then I realised he starting driving pass my terrace I started to panic and I said u drove past were i live he looked back and kepted driving towards upper glamire he said to me.. we will just park up and do things I won't charge for ur taxi fair �� at this stage I thought I wasn't going to get home and then he pulled into the side of the road and kept asking me the same things over and over i was nearly crying and at the same time tryed to keep so calm because i honestly didnt no what he would of done so after few minutes of me telling him i dont wanna do anything he evenutally turned around but at the same time kept asking me still i told him stop a bit up from my terrace and i jumped out and literally ran toward my house I was steaming a bit and panican I didn't think to take any of his information but I do no this man and was in his late 30s was Irish so **ladies** I would advice ye not ever get into a taxi by yer self's because u really would no what would happen��"

The grammar leaves a bit to be desired but the actual context of the post seems fair enough, pretty scary situation to be in really.

sligojoek · 09-11-2015 2:25am

mynameis905 wrote: »

Is it wrong that I found myself rooting for the serial killer/psycho cab driver after the first two sentences?

Not being smart but I think the whole thing is all one sentence.

MonkstownHoop · 09-11-2015 8:47am

'I'm part of the gang now'
Attached picture of an adult colouring book.

inforfun · 09-11-2015 9:17am

eternal wrote: »

This is on the Cork 96FM FB page. I dare anyone to find another post worse than this. I know she was upset but Jesus Christ like.

"For the girls that go out in town on a Saturday Night�� I just wanna say not long back I got into a taxi after a night out it was about 3:30am on a Saturday Night but as u no its very hard to get a taxi when the club's are over as the are so busy so as I did, I stood by the main road on patrick street having my hand out pulling for a taxi as the drove up the street ,evenutally I got into a taxi and thought Notting of it as he was very friendly well that's what I thought anyway I gave him directions to my house and as he was making conversation he asked me did I smoke I said Yes I do" but I realised he was asking did I smoke weed I said I don't smoke weed or take drugs if that's what your asking me his reply was huh I thought u would ..we could stop somewere for a smoke I laughed because I found it funny that he asked me I replied saying no I don't anyway, and then I realised he starting driving pass my terrace I started to panic and I said u drove past were i live he looked back and kepted driving towards upper glamire he said to me.. we will just park up and do things I won't charge for ur taxi fair �� at this stage I thought I wasn't going to get home and then he pulled into the side of the road and kept asking me the same things over and over i was nearly crying and at the same time tryed to keep so calm because i honestly didnt no what he would of done so after few minutes of me telling him i dont wanna do anything he evenutally turned around but at the same time kept asking me still i told him stop a bit up from my terrace and i jumped out and literally ran toward my house I was steaming a bit and panican I didn't think to take any of his information but I do no this man and was in his late 30s was Irish so **ladies** I would advice ye not ever get into a taxi by yer self's because u really would no what would happen��"

I guess she typed that within 30 seconds of coming home with the adrenaline still flowing.
I am exhausted reading that.

This is how i imagine this was typed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGK-f_rnVsE

BattleCorp · 09-11-2015 9:39am

coolhull wrote: »

Girl I : ''I gets me petrel in Tescos, dere de cheipest''

Girl 2 : Yeh dere the chepest cos dey waters i down. yeh wont geh as far on a teners wort as ye wud in a porper garge''

That post reads like the person is from Co. Wexford?

Did I guess right?

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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