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  • 02-08-2020 7:46pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport.

    A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him.

    He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.

    So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.

    He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows".

    The woman looks at him blankly.

    He sits back and thinks up another line.

    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world".

    Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".

    The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the fook do you fookin want?"

    "Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... Ryanair!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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