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Last meal

  • 21-10-2020 8:43am
    #1
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    You are to be executed tonight. So being a decent guy I've given you a last meal.
    You can have a starter, a dinner and a desert, no alcohol thats taking advantage of my generosity.
    Oh and no ordering 30 deep fat fried chickens in order to have a coronary. I won't be denied my executions.

    So my soon to be dead friend
    Place your order


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  • #2
    893bet
    Registered Users Posts: 8,727 ✭✭✭893bet


    For starter I would have Georgia Salpa,
    Main course Emily Ratajkowski
    Dessert... Halle Berry.

    Would need to be 24 hour meal as I am not as young as I used to be.


  • #3
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    893bet wrote: »
    For starter I would have Georgia Salpa,
    Main course Emily Ratajkowski
    Dessert... Halle Berry.

    Would need to be 24 hour meal as I am not as young as I used to be.

    Excellent choice but would Sir not consider some mature tasting menu, Twink, Miriam O Callaghan, or even Priti Patel.
    I would happily go to the electric chair if I knew my last act was to shoot a load over that Tory bitch's face.


  • #4
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Edgware wrote: »
    Excellent choice but would Sir not consider some mature tasting menu, Twink, Miriam O Callaghan, or even Priti Patel.
    I would happily go to the electric chair if I knew my last act was to shoot a load over that Tory bitch's face.

    Nope im assigning you arlene foster, theresa may,and joan burton. Thats your horn dead.
    Oooh matron


  • #5
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Kylta wrote: »
    Nope im assigning you arlene foster, theresa may,and joan burton. Thats your horn dead.
    Oooh matron

    The difficulty would be choosing the order. Arlene would be grating on the ears so I would have to come up ( Ooooh Vicar!) with something to keep her mouth quiet.


  • #6
    893bet
    Registered Users Posts: 8,727 ✭✭✭893bet


    Arlene would need to be first to ensure she gets the full and first lumpy load.


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  • #7
    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,441 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    893bet wrote: »
    Arlene would need to be first to ensure she gets the full and first lumpy load.

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  • #8
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,872 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    Kylta wrote: »
    You are to be executed tonight. So being a decent guy I've given you a last meal.
    You can have a starter, a dinner and a desert, no alcohol thats taking advantage of my generosity.
    Oh and no ordering 30 deep fat fried chickens in order to have a coronary. I won't be denied my executions.

    So my soon to be dead friend
    Place your order

    Wait, what?
    What am I being executed for?


  • #9
    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,441 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    For my last meal...
    To start a charcuturie platter.
    Mains would be a rare Chateaubriand with copious amounts of dauphinous and chipped potatoes.
    Dessert, well as alcohol is off the menu... :(
    I'd have to go with brownies and whipped ice cream.

    For my last orgy ;)
    Cindy Crawford, the wee lass from Tyrone who worked in Quin's in the late 90's and Ana De Armas!


  • #10
    Xtrail14
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 253 ✭✭Xtrail14


    893bet wrote: »
    Arlene would need to be first to ensure she gets the full and first lumpy load.

    She would kango the floor for pipe.


  • #11
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Lewis_Benson wrote: »
    Wait, what?
    What am I being executed for?


    For posting on boards


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Fish and Chips from an Italian chipper in Dublin. Bottle of club orange to wash it down.

    No starter or dessert for me, that would be enough.

    Oh, and loads of salt and vinegar.


  • #13
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,354 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A big bowl of stuffing , a plate of brussel sprouts and a packet of senokot.

    I'd refuse to be executed before my last ****e.

    I'd give them something to clean up afterwards.


  • #14
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,952 ✭✭✭Degag


    Reckon i may not be in the mood to eat....


  • #15
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,720 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Battered sausages with curry sause for a starter
    Spice bag, chicken balls and curry sause for main course and black forrest cake with tea for dessert.


  • #16
    Seamai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    Edgware wrote: »
    Excellent choice but would Sir not consider some mature tasting menu, Twink, Miriam O Callaghan, or even Priti Patel.
    I would happily go to the electric chair if I knew my last act was to shoot a load over that Tory bitch's face.

    I'd say Patel would give you the mother of all reflux attacks, not a nice way to spend you're last few hours.


  • #17
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Shellfish platter for starters.

    Then roast duck with roast potatoes.

    A cheeseboard to finish.

    12 cans of Guinness.


  • #18
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Fried chicken, mash, skinny chips and gravy. Feck vegetables.

    Then rhubarb pie/crumble agus custard.


  • #19
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,799 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Starters would be a combo board of Vol-au-Vents and ribs. Mains would have to be mammys bacon and cabbage. Dessert would be sticky toffee pudding (NO DATES!) and ice-cream.

    And as long as I could go with lad in hand, I'd be happy then.


  • #20
    Bunnypaws
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Bunnypaws


    Garlic mushrooms
    Beans on chips and
    A brunch


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    Goujons for all 3 courses. The nice processed ones and not squirty stringy “real” chicken.


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  • #22
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    all 13

    https://www.insider.com/dangerous-foods-2017-8


  • #23
    SineadSpears
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭SineadSpears


    Starters: I'll have falafels, hummus, tabbouleh, & pickled veg
    Main: Christmas dinner with all the trimmings (extra veg & a bucket of gravy)
    Dessert: Coffee & two Ferrero Rochers for the nostalgia


  • #24
    FGR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,444 ✭✭✭FGR


    Starters would be something light like vegetable soup but with a lot of bread. Main would be likely a fillet steak with veg and sauteed potatoes. I'm not a dessert kind of guy so wouldn't worry too much about that.

    As soon as I put down the fork I'll then appeal to the supreme court seeking a stay on all executions to determine whether they are an essential service during these turbulent times.

    And from that enjoy living at the OPs expense for years to come !

    Might possibly get compo out of it too..


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    ReginaldSmythV wrote: »
    Goujons for all 3 courses. The nice processed ones and not squirty stringy “real” chicken.

    "real" :D


  • #26
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,432 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Shellfish platter for starters.

    Then roast duck with roast potatoes.

    A cheeseboard to finish.

    12 cans of Guinness.
    Apart from the fact that the OP said no alcohol...there's a shortage of widgets for the cans of Guinness at the moment!!!


  • #27
    COVID
    Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭COVID


    Ham sandwich. Diet Coke. Apple.


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    COVID wrote: »
    Ham sandwich. Diet Coke. Apple.

    I don't think they have Tesco Meal Deals on Death Row


  • #29
    COVID
    Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭COVID


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't think they have Tesco Meal Deals on Death Row

    Whyever not?


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    COVID wrote: »
    Whyever not?

    No crime can be bad enough that you would have an apple with your last meal!


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  • #31
    SineadSpears
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭SineadSpears


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't think they have Tesco Meal Deals on Death Row

    It's probably all the budget would allow for:P


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