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Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

  • 22-10-2020 8:07pm
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    [Deleted User]
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    First day of Level 5, as Liveline rises to the challenge of the incoming tidal wave of sadness. Yet Joe will still manage to sprinkle us de odd shower of Gold Dust with his gems of phraseology!

    Carry on in hope, callers, with usual rules of basic decency and respect in spite of our tongue-in-cheek posting. Most of us feel quite stressed, it would be good if we could stay chilled. We may be edgy at times, but don't go over that edge. :D


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  • #2
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Can we have a steward’s enquiry as to the selection of the new thread title?


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Can we have a steward’s enquiry as to the selection of the new thread title?

    It is an amalgam of suggestions, caller.


  • #4
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It is an amalgam of suggestions, caller.

    I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!


  • #5
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Can we have a steward’s enquiry as to the selection of the new thread title?

    An auld pome from Shane MacGowan

    Twenty fucking five to one
    Me gambling days are done
    I bet on a horse called the Bottle of Smoke
    And my horse won
    Stewards inquiries
    Swift and fiery
    I had the Bottle of Smoke
    Inquisitions and suppositions
    I had the Bottle of Smoke
    Fuck the stewards
    A trip to Lourdes
    Might give the old fuckers
    The power of sight
    Screaming springers and stoppers
    And call out coppers
    But the money still gleams in my hand like a light
    Bookies cursing
    Cars reversing
    I had the Bottle of Smoke


  • #6
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,865 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Title sounds a bit em.... salacious. But what the heck the presenter is a ghoul so anything goes. I presume title refers to hand gel or something... I hope!

    And off we go for Sad Friday tomorrow. I don't listen much anymore too depressing, but the comments here keep me amused. TYFYS regular posters.


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  • #7
    CH3OH
    Registered Users Posts: 7,244 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
    Well done, well done, well done.


  • #8
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Fuk. Opened the thread. Saw it closed and thought I'd picked up a ban :):)


  • #9
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lahv Lahn Lockdown: De Level Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan Edition


  • #10
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Fuk. Opened the thread. Saw it closed and thought I'd picked up a ban :):)

    Won’t be long now caller until you do ;)


  • #11
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    That's not nice :eek:


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  • #12
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    What a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title!

    TYFYS


  • #13
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Won’t be long now caller until you do ;)

    You'd know all about that, Ted.


  • #14
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    You'd know all about that, Ted.

    Tru dat.


  • #15
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    The bescht ever was 24 Sept

    “you mentioned you are having a dog put down tomorrow - what’s his name?”

    “Dicky Duck - I’m actually out in the field digging the grave as we speak so to speak - I have a little doggy and catty heaven”

    “How many doggys are buried dere?”

    “5”

    “How many cats”

    “About 4”

    “And dat’s where Dicky Duck is going tomorrow? Dats where Dicky Duck is going to be buried tomorrow”

    “Duggy duck”

    “Wha”

    “His name is duggy duck”


    Gold - pure gold


  • #16
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    What a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title!

    TYFYS

    Let me guess..

    It was your idea?


  • #17
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Yizzer well-cum abouh de vijoe, callers.

    Next toime we does be do be getting a Gold moment so ta speak, I'll wuuurrrk on less bile inducing images for yizzer all.


  • #18
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Lahv Lahn Lockdown: De Level Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan Edition

    Dat's very good. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. So to speak.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


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  • #20
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Pelvis Parsley wrote: »
    Yizzer well-cum abouh de vijoe, callers.

    Next toime we does be do be getting a Gold moment so ta speak, I'll wuuurrrk on less bile inducing images for yizzer all.

    TYFYS

    Just listened back to that segment again and Mr Duffy certainly shows his true colours.

    While I'm relatively new to de Duffy Universe, I've always held de belief dat Mr Duffy was a disingenuous fraud. I've been badly fooled by narcissists, sociopaths & bullies in de past but dis clown fools no one. Can't stand him.


  • #21
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,076 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Deleted User wrote: »
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    Nike air max ar a chosa, so to speak.


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  • #22
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Test For Echo wrote: »
    Dat's very good. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. So to speak.

    Eeeeeh.. That's one of Joe's.

    He daid it yesteday or the day before


  • #23
    Topgear on Dave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Topgear on Dave


    Deleted User wrote: »
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    Good Lord :eek::D

    I had no idea he worked out....


  • #24
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    He does.

    He works out like a toddler anytime the bubble boooorsts and he gets confronted by a contrary opinion.


  • #25
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Let me guess..

    It was your idea?

    Gerrora here wit yer oul guff, caller! You can’t say dat, djya hear me now?

    Back after dese,

    Washyarha


  • #26
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Eeeeeh.. That's one of Joe's.

    He daid it yesteday or the day before

    I know dat. I know dat.

    I've found that I have to make a conscious effort not to use Joe-speak in other parts of de internet. I have to check myself, so to speak.


  • #27
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Test For Echo wrote: »
    I know dat. I know dat.

    I've found that I have to make a conscious effort not to use Joe-speak in other parts of de internet. I have to check myself, so to speak.

    Last year I wroted "Dubalin" in an email and when the red line appeared underneath de wurd I was asking meself WHOY is Microsoft Wurd not up ta date and can't even recognize the name a da capital city a Suddren Ireland and dat?


  • #28
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Last year I wroted "Dubalin" in an email and when the red line appeared underneath de wurd I was asking meself WHOY is Microsoft Wurd not up ta date and can't even recognize the name a da capital city a Suddren Ireland and dat?

    Shur you can learn the Wurd Al Gore Rythm so to speak on how to rite the wurd korrectly


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Fuk. Opened the thread. Saw it closed and thought I'd picked up a ban :):)

    Post reported.


  • #30
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,440 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Whoy oh whoy are dere so many Liveline threads?

    udder radio threads are like what Frankie Boyle said about the Queens lady garden...haunted

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • #31
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,440 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Last year I wroted "Dubalin" in an email and when the red line appeared underneath de wurd I was asking meself WHOY is Microsoft Wurd not up ta date and can't even recognize the name a da capital city a Suddren Ireland and dat?

    i asked someone on twitter if they considered using google translate to convert Dublinese to Manc when corresponding with Liam Gallagher.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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