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AFTER HOURS Poetry megathread..original compositions only

Giveaway · 2019-02-03 10:08:55

After hours has a rep for being crude and shallow. It needs to appear more highbrow. Bonus points for replies in rhyme Here goes, Reply to a Nagging Wife. I am not on the internet or phone, I am just tuning the radio

03-02-2019 11:08am

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Giveaway

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After hours has a rep for being crude and shallow. It needs to appear more highbrow. Bonus points for replies in rhyme
Here goes,

Reply to a Nagging Wife.

I am not on the internet or phone,
I am just tuning the radio

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#2 03-02-2019 11:18am

McMurphy

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When I woke up this morning
the dawn was soft and still
A little robin came and sat
upon my window sill
He tipped his head and looked at me
his eyes so bright and clear
He chirped a little melody
My morning thoughts to cheer
His song he sang so sweetly
Without a moments lull
I gently closed the window
and crushed his fúcking skull.

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#3 03-02-2019 11:55am

Ken.

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Mod- Moved from AH. Read the local charter before posting. AH type crap won't fly here.

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