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  • 23-10-2016 3:00pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    HI HELPDESK

    I AM TRYING TO MAKE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOUR IT SERVICES BUT THE ONLINE FORM ARE NOT WORK. MY LENOVO APPLE MACBOOK PRO WILL NOT START UP. IT JUSTVSTAYS ON THE WINDOWS LOGO AFTER I ENTER MY PASSWORD AND YOUR 2ND LINE SUPPORT HAVE BEEN MOST UNHELPFUL! ALSO I TRIED PRINTING A .GIF FILE BUT IT WOULD NOT MOVE. PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO YOUR SERVICE CONTROLLER.

    SINCERELY FRANK!!!!

    P.S. HAPPY HOLIDAYS


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Have you tried turning it off and walking away?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    IT DOESNT HAVE AN OFF SWITCH AND MY LEGS ARE TOO TINY TO WALK ON.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Harvey Normal


    Sing us a song frank.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The support handbook recommends fussy you try this with a different set of legs, to see if you experience the same issues.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Sing us a song frank.

    WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEEEEEN I HAD SOME TECH SUPPORT PROBLEMS PLEASE HELP


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Star Lord wrote: »
    The support handbook recommends fussy you try this with a different set of legs, to see if you experience the same issues.

    I WILL SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYTHING YOU OWN


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    Oh look. New people. My FAVOURITE!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    ^^^^AHAHAHA THIS CHICK AMIRITE STARLORD


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    ^^^^AHAHAHA THIS CHICK AMIRITE STARLORD

    HEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS JOHNNY!!!!

    AMIRITE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    ^^^^AHAHAHA THIS CHICK AMIRITE STARLORD

    She's a babe alright


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    She's a babe alright

    Alas I am a minger with none of my own teeth and legs so hairy they can be plaited.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    She's a babe alright

    SHE'S ALRIGHT


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭WhoWhatWhere


    Alas I am a minger with none of my own teeth and legs so hairy they can be plaited.

    Rustic. Nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Alas I am a minger with none of my own teeth and legs so hairy they can be plaited.

    Sure you can borrow my teeth and the hair the hair will keep us warm in the winter


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    Ah I'm very hard on myself. I ain't so bad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    NOBODY IS HELPING ME THIS IS THE WORST IT SERVICE I HAVE EVER RECEIVED MY LENOVO MACBOOK PRO IS STILL NOT TURNING ON


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    Our policy is not to engage with customers who shout. Would you like to speak to a supervisor?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    YES PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    YES PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

    Good evening Sir. I believe you have a problem with our top seller? The Lenovo MacBook Pro 5000 is a premium product which is designed for a premium person. Perhaps the problem lies with you being a below standard person?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭WhoWhatWhere


    Good evening Sir. I believe you have a problem with our top seller? The Lenovo MacBook Pro 5000 is a premium product which is designed for a premium person. Perhaps the problem lies with you being a below standard person?

    Shots fired


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Good evening Sir. I believe you have a problem with our top seller? The Lenovo MacBook Pro 5000 is a premium product which is designed for a premium person. Perhaps the problem lies with you being a below standard person?

    SIR I DO NOT TOLERATE TOP KEK BURNS LIKE THIS PLEASE FORWARD ME TO YOUR MANAGER


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    SIR I DO NOT TOLERATE TOP KEK BURNS LIKE THIS PLEASE FORWARD ME TO YOUR MANAGER

    SPEAKING


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    SPEAKING

    HELOO MA'AM I AM HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY LENOVO APPLE MACBOOK 10 IT WILL NOT OPEN AND I HAVE PRESS ON BUTTON 12WELVE TIMES

    WHAT DO


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    HELOO MA'AM I AM HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY LENOVO APPLE MACBOOK 10 IT WILL NOT OPEN AND I HAVE PRESS ON BUTTON 12WELVE TIMES

    WHAT DO

    Sir, as stated previously you are attempting to operate a premium product for premium people. Have you considered one of our less superior models? We have the Early Learning Centre 100 which comes in an array of colours and large buttons for your comfort. Also it is permanently set to higher case letters which I don't doubt will please you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Sir, as stated previously you are attempting to operate a premium product for premium people. Have you considered one of our less superior models? We have the Early Learning Centre 100 which comes in an array of colours and large buttons for your comfort. Also it is permanently set to higher case letters which I don't doubt will please you.

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PLEASE PUT YOUR CEO ON THE PHONE I AM SICK OF THIS


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PLEASE PUT YOUR CEO ON THE PHONE I AM SICK OF THIS

    Mr Sinatra it has come to my attention that you have been harrassing my supervisor. Is this true?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭WhoWhatWhere


    DAMN IT FRANK THIS IS GONE TOO FAR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Mr Sinatra it has come to my attention that you have been harrassing my supervisor. Is this true?

    I can confirm I have been harassed


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    I FIGURED IT OUT IT I WAS TRYING TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ON THE MICROWAVE AND IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Brentley Quaint Pinprick


    I FIGURED IT OUT IT I WAS TRYING TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ON THE MICROWAVE AND IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

    We are delighted you have found a solution to your dilemma. Is there anything else we can do for you?


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