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fifth · 25-11-2011 3:20pm

There's someone on my friends list that posted up photos of their ex-boyfriends funeral.

100% true.

They're actually a decent person but that is very warped.

leggo · 25-11-2011 3:38pm

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

"Yer auld lady's gap is a trap for getting the clap"

Carlsberg don't do insults, but if they did they'd probably be on that status.

CMpunked · 26-11-2011 2:02pm

funkyflea wrote: »

There's someone on my friends list that posted up photos of their ex-boyfriends funeral.

100% true.

They're actually a decent person but that is very warped.

TBF, some people do odd things when faced with grief.

booboo88 · 26-11-2011 2:13pm

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Where do you find these people? :eek:

Burgo · 26-11-2011 2:37pm

booboo88 wrote: »

Where do you find these people? :eek:

DCU.

ICANN · 26-11-2011 5:33pm

Burgo wrote: »

DCU.

There's some legends posting on that wall haha

im invisible · 29-11-2011 3:38pm

I'm not hot or gorgeous, I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but i'll give you head if ya want.

smash · 29-11-2011 3:39pm

im invisible wrote: »

I'm not hot or gorgeous, I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but i'll give you head if ya want.

link?

Alpish · 29-11-2011 3:43pm

I have a 'friend' who's girlfriend posted a picture she took of a newspaper article where her boyfriend was in court for threatening to kill some guards. She tagged the boyfriend in it and loads of people liked it :O

plein de force · 29-11-2011 11:15pm

Hates when I get the "You're JUST a mum?" or "Do you ever work?" Uh yes, I am a Mum! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner and personal assistant, I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And that's just with my first job... BEING A MUM! I may not be anything to you but, I am everything to someone! Re-post if your are proud mum!:-)

SHUT UP

Aoifey! · 30-11-2011 1:08am

This has to be one of the worst yet:

"LIKE if u wish cancer didnt exsist & repost if u have a heart"

KKkitty · 30-11-2011 1:32am

Aoifey! wrote: »

This has to be one of the worst yet:

"LIKE if u wish cancer didnt exsist & repost if u have a heart"

All of those copy and repost statuses wreck my head.

languagenerd · 30-11-2011 1:36am

(not a status, one of those link things that people like)

Irish born, Irish bred, strong in the arm, mad in the head. Irish born, Irish bred , mad as hell, wicked in bed! Irish born, Irish bred, f*ck wit us and we'll leave you dead! Like this if your irish and proud

Jaysus. Fulfilling stereotypes left, right and centre...

Einhard · 30-11-2011 1:36am

I hate when someone posts a link asking you to vote for a friend in a competition of some sort. No problem with the voting in principle, but then you get to the page and it turns out you have to give your facebook details to some random company, and like them in the process. feck that.

Also, some people have the most random friends. Some of my friends are friends with local petrol stations and and the like. Why??

battser · 30-11-2011 1:57am

People who use facebook for the benifit of people in their jobs knowing why they aren't in. Oh well if I say on facebook this happened then it has to be the real reason I am off sick today! Rtards.

Prob my fav thread this on AH. Funny as fook.

leggo · 30-11-2011 11:04am

plein de force wrote: »

Hates when I get the "You're JUST a mum?" or "Do you ever work?" Uh yes, I am a Mum! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner and personal assistant, I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And that's just with my first job... BEING A MUM! I may not be anything to you but, I am everything to someone! Re-post if your are proud mum!:-)

SHUT UP

Yep, and who ever even says "You're JUST a mum?" in casual conversation? That's translated into how they hear it, i.e. their own insecurities based on a random, polite question. A real pet peeve of mine about Facebook: using it to broadcast what you dislike about yourself then ranting at people who never asked or cared.

marcbrophy · 30-11-2011 1:09pm

Einhard wrote: »

I hate when someone posts a link asking you to vote for a friend in a competition of some sort. No problem with the voting in principle, but then you get to the page and it turns out you have to give your facebook details to some random company, and like them in the process. feck that.

Also, some people have the most random friends. Some of my friends are friends with local petrol stations and and the like. Why??

In the first part, I hate these people who expect you to vote on their crappy competitions! No thanks, I don't want to 'like' the new sweet shop that just opened so that you can win a bag of sweets!! :mad:

Second one gets me going even worse!!

You have just added 'Joe Bloggs' as a friend. Would you also like to add 'Topaz petrol station Limerick'? You and this random building have 57 mutual friends!
WTF?? :mad:

Nead21 · 30-11-2011 1:56pm

":If you love your mum post this as ur status. A girl ignored it and 365 days later her mum passed away. Sorry guys im not risking it ♥"

WTF???

Sulmac · 30-11-2011 7:27pm

‎"A girl finds out she has ovarian cancer, and can't find a donor. She tells her boyfriend but he doesn't even look up from the TV. The girl finally gets a donor and after the surgery asks her mum "Who donated the ovaries?" That girl visits her boyfriends grave everyday. aw like if you cried :')"

I sincerely hope this is a piss-take.

moco · 30-11-2011 7:57pm

I can't even make sense of the one above

Jaxxy · 30-11-2011 8:04pm

I have an old school friend who is currently trying to conceive. I have every sympathy for her because she really, really wants a baby and has been unable to have one thus far, but I had to hide her statuses because she has been broadcasting everything on Facebook.

Such gems include:

"Am ovulating atm!! HUBBY GET HOME NOW!!

:):)"

"Just got period, never been so sad to see it

"
Which was followed by the well-meaning masses posting drivel like "n/m hun it'll happen" and "Doctor Steph advises more sexytime!!"

CRINGE.

XxMCRxBabyxX · 30-11-2011 8:56pm

Jingle Bells
England Smells
The French are pretty gay
Irelands best so **** the rest
Up the IRA.

How nice...

GreenWolfe · 01-12-2011 6:30am

i bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen

It's even more confusing when you see this type of stuff on your phone. On mine the dotless i doesn't render, you see a rectangular box instead.

Guill · 01-12-2011 9:52am

Jaxxy wrote: »

I have an old school friend who is currently trying to conceive. I have every sympathy for her because she really, really wants a baby and has been unable to have one thus far, but I had to hide her statuses because she has been broadcasting everything on Facebook.

Such gems include:

"Am ovulating atm!! HUBBY GET HOME NOW!! :):)"

"Just got period, never been so sad to see it "
Which was followed by the well-meaning masses posting drivel like "n/m hun it'll happen" and "Doctor Steph advises more sexytime!!"

CRINGE.

That's shocking to say the least.

(can't belive she got her period...:P)

cuterob · 01-12-2011 11:06am

If a tree falls on a woman in the forest and no one is around to hear it.......
Then what was a forest doing in the kitchen?

westies4ever · 02-12-2011 1:46pm

AATCHOO !!! .......٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....... If you're allergic to bull****, liars and 2-faced people, keep this sneeze going ... I can't wait to see who'll re-post

love a little deeper, laugh a little harder, hold the one you love a little tighter, because tomorrow is never promised!!♥

snow is like a cock its measured in inches ,soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you.d like it. driving in the snow is like eating pussy. if you dont slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you /Be careful this winter

don't ever let somebody tell you, you can't do something, if you have a dream you gota protect it, when people can't do something themselves, they wana tell you you can't do it, if you want something go get it!

Keep this rose going for anyone in heaven that you've loved lost but never forgot ♥
_____/)___/)______./¯"""/')
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„,\)

only 3 things you need in this life, fall in love, find your voice and live for today

Just a little selection from the past few days - all from the same person - sweet jesus - shes family so I cant delete (presses unsubscribe

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Snakeblood · 02-12-2011 1:52pm

Sulmac wrote: »

I sincerely hope this is a piss-take.

I don't understand.

Ficheall · 02-12-2011 2:09pm

Snakeblood wrote: »

I don't understand.

'tis a sad tale of how a girl is dying because of her ovaries and her boyfriend sacrifices his life for her by donating his ovaries.
Posters encourage readers who are touched by this to repost it.

Sulmac hopes it is a pisstake because boys don't have ovaries, and he would be upset if his suspicions that people are mentally deficient to such a degree were proved correct.

tin79 · 02-12-2011 2:23pm

"cant believe the cu*ts down the post office asked to see my passport beofre they gave me me money. Fu*king redicilous"

Charming. Her equally dole loving mates all agreed with her too.

Jazzzman · 02-12-2011 2:27pm

The uneducated Brits who rattle on about their armed servicemen and women.

'pay our soldiers footballers wages' etc.

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