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Ryanair

  • 03-04-2015 12:09pm
    #1
    Nomis21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭


    As a result of the recent airplane crash in the French Alps, Ryanair have issued a new directive to their aircrew:

    "ONE PILOT MUST BE IN THE COCKPIT AT ALL TIMES."


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  • #2
    fAzI
    Registered Users Posts: 275 ✭✭fAzI


    yeah because before was like: "ONE PILOT MUST BE IN THE PLANE AT ALL TIMES"


  • #3
    RichieO
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭RichieO


    Ryanair have found swarms of locusts using their aircraft,
    when they bought in an entomologist, he said,
    “what do you expect, it’s a lo-cust airline, isn’t it?”


  • #4
    Fir3Fly1995
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭Fir3Fly1995


    RichieO wrote:
    Ryanair have found swarms of locusts using their aircraft, when they bought in an entomologist, he said, “what do you expect, it’s a lo-cust airline, isn’t it?â€


    Nice one. Lol. Didn't they want us to pay to use the toilet?


  • #5
    maebee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,675 ✭✭✭maebee


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    As a result of the recent airplane crash in the French Alps, Ryanair have issued a new directive to their aircrew:

    "ONE PILOT MUST BE IN THE COCKPIT AT ALL TIMES."

    Re the above. I happened to be in row 1 on a flight to Dublin yesterday and watched the pilot come out of the cockpit to go to the loo and he directed an air hostess into his cockpit. The thing that really stunned me was that when he exited the loo he asked the air hostess for a cup of coffee. I watched him hand her a fiver and she gave him back €2.50 in change. We all know that Ryanair are a money-making machine but the pilots having to pay for a cup of coffee really surprised me.


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