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Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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  • #422
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,376 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    New Home wrote:
    He's the one who's missing out, DH. You'll be his "the one who got away".

    Thanks. I have my doubts about how over his marriage actually is so I'm telling myself he did me a favour.

    Man, I would have loved a rattle though.*





    *Sorry. I know I've been one of the most vocal objectors to people dragging a bit of smut into this thread.


  • #423
    LirW
    Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Interview for a job I don't want because I already have one lined up: I put my alternative outfit on, because my suit needs a dry clean. It's a wrap dress. Wrap dress and big rack doesn't go well together....
    At least my bra is nude.
    Oh dear, I look like some office slut.


  • #424
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Stupid sinuses, my face feels like it's going to explode. Grumble, grumble.


  • #425
    Be right back
    Registered Users Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Not trivial. To the 'mother' whose little girl wandered away from her in Cork today and could only say to her that she was dead. Raging!


  • #426
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    So yeah, righteously shot down. In flames. No fuselage remaining.

    If anyone's looking for me, I'll be joining the Poor Clares.

    Brutal but at least you know and can draw a line under it and move on.


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  • #427
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Ppl who know I'm allergic who cut the grass without notice when I'm around, and paint the inside of the house without closing the door to my apartment.

    Ppl who dont recognise that my exaggeration for comedic or not effect is NOT lying. Self referential criteria from ppl who should know better.

    I wanted to eat chocolate and binge watch a box set today, but woke up too late!


  • #428
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    LirW wrote: »
    Interview for a job I don't want because I already have one lined up: I put my alternative outfit on, because my suit needs a dry clean. It's a wrap dress. Wrap dress and big rack doesn't go well together....
    At least my bra is nude.
    Oh dear, I look like some office slut.
    You'll probably get offered the job :pac:


  • #429
    _blaaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭_blaaz


    Stupid womens world cup on TV




    No 6.30 home and away on RTE2 :mad:


  • #430
    mikemac2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Kid behind me kicking my aeroplane seat earlier today

    Twice I was drifting off to sleep and get kicked awake, little fecker!!

    A sharp glare back got his mother to cut it out but I should not even have to do this


  • #431
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    _blaaz wrote: »




    No 6.30 home and away on RTE2 :mad:

    Ha. The show I love to hate. Dont worry, you didn't miss anything. Same rubbish every day. Lots of coffee and head clearing.


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  • #432
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The constant tea cravings . It's a comedy addiction but it still keeps me awake (ok, there's a few reasons for the sleeplessness )


  • #433
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,178 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    People who constantly complain about Facebook, Twitter, Boards,etc and how terrible they are.
    Instrad of just leaving these optional sites.

    I get some people may have to use them for work and if you do have to be on them for family/etc avoid all those things you hate instead of putting yourself in the middle of it.


  • #434
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    People who constantly complain about Facebook, Twitter, Boards,etc and how terrible they are.
    Instrad of just leaving these optional sites.

    I get some people may have to use them for work and if you do have to be on them for family/etc avoid all those things you hate instead of putting yourself in the middle of it.

    Maybe they enjoy 99% of those sites, but there's always the small amount of narcissitic one's who'll try their best to ruin it for the normies.


  • #435
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Why is it always the inexperienced lookin youngella in Penneys who serves you when you’re in buying hideous nude underwear that go from under your boob down to your knee


  • #436
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    retro:electro wrote: »
    Why is it always the inexperienced lookin youngella in Penneys who serves you when you’re in buying hideous nude underwear that go from under your boob down to your knee

    And now that image is going to be in my mind for the day :D


  • #437
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,376 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Whichever dickhead in my office had the air conditioning set to 16 degrees.


  • #438
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,526 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Widdershins wrote: »
    The constant tea cravings . It's a comedy addiction but it still keeps me awake (ok, there's a few reasons for the sleeplessness )

    I’d recommend switching to decaf tea after 9:30pm if it’s adding to sleep trouble.

    The tide is turning…



  • #439
    Poochie05
    Registered Users Posts: 4,203 ✭✭✭Poochie05


    Waiting for the bus and 3 wans shouting their heads off. Hope they're getting another bus


  • #440
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,376 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    That Bumble doesn't allow you to filter by location. What use to me are people in Galway???!


  • #441
    GBX
    Registered Users Posts: 11,900 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Chipped my tooth. It's not sore but still annoyed. Dentist visit so!


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  • #442
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Parking at petrol pump, when not getting petrol. Saw a wan this morning doing this, she parked up, went in to the shop, came out with a drink and crisps. WHY?


  • #443
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,178 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Going to a visit family grave and noticing somebody has being stealing the stones/pebbles off it!


  • #444
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    People who aaaaaahhhhhhhh to long an loud after taking a sip of a beverage.


  • #445
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,178 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Poochie05 wrote: »
    Waiting for the bus and 3 wans shouting their heads off. Hope they're getting another bus

    It's one thing I don't miss is public transport. Give me the car any day of the week.


  • #446
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Wasp in the car when you’re driving


  • #447
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,292 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Some wan putting on makeup beside me on the train this morning.


  • #448
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,178 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    The worst I ever saw on a bus was a man who brought a toilet on in a big plastic and it looked wet!


  • #449
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,376 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Some wan putting on makeup beside me on the train this morning.

    My sister paints her nails on planes. One of us has to be adopted, I can't be related to such a monster.


  • #450
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    The worst I ever saw on a bus was a man who brought a toilet on in a big plastic and it looked wet!
    Huh?


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  • #451
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,292 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    The worst I ever saw on a bus was a man who brought a toilet on in a big plastic and it looked wet!

    I was on a bus once where there was a homeless guy who had passed out and shyte himself. The smell was so overwhelming that I had to get off the bus and wait for the next one.


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