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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #3002
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    Lavinia wrote: »
    I would not.

    How's the week going so far?

    It's not going anywhere, ask me again in a few days.

    I drank 1 cup of tea, 4 cups of coffee and 2 pints of beer today. Just how bad is my fluid intake?


  • #3003
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    It's not going anywhere, ask me again in a few days.

    I drank 1 cup of tea, 4 cups of coffee and 2 pints of beer today. Just how bad is my fluid intake?

    I've been very bold today drink wise so I reckon you're doing OK.

    Do you tell the truth on medical questionaires re. alcohol consumption /smoking ect.?


  • #3004
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I've been very bold today drink wise so I reckon you're doing OK.

    Do you tell the truth on medical questionaires re. alcohol consumption /smoking ect.?

    I bump it up a bit..throw a few drugs in there too just to look like a badass.

    When doctors are sick do they go to see another doctor?


  • #3005
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    gramar wrote: »
    I bump it up a bit..throw a few drugs in there too just to look like a badass.

    When doctors are sick do they go to see another doctor?

    If they needed a prescription, they would have to as they can't prescribe themselves medication.

    What is your favourite prescription drug?


  • #3006
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    If they needed a prescription, they would have to as they can't prescribe themselves medication.

    What is your favourite prescription drug?

    Whichever one keeps the crazies from going over the edge.

    How does medication know where the pain is?


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  • #3007
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    gramar wrote: »
    Whichever one keeps the crazies from going over the edge.

    How does medication know where the pain is?

    It's magic

    Do you know any magic tricks?


  • #3008
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    It's magic

    Do you know any magic tricks?

    I can do one with cigarette ash.

    When you read that some object placed end to end would go aorund the world 27 times or would go to the moon and back a billion times, does that kind of example make any sense at all?


  • #3009
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I can do one with cigarette ash.

    When you read that some object placed end to end would go aorund the world 27 times or would go to the moon and back a billion times, does that kind of example make any sense at all?

    No sense whatsoever, and I wouldn't believe it. I would need concrete proof before I would believe anything like that and I'm fairly sure no one has ever physically tried these things.

    Are there any rooms in your house with no window?


  • #3010
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    No sense whatsoever, and I wouldn't believe it. I would need concrete proof before I would believe anything like that and I'm fairly sure no one has ever physically tried these things.

    Are there any rooms in your house with no window?

    There's a toilet under the stairs with none.

    Did anything appear in Knock last week other than a lot of travellers?


  • #3011
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    There's a toilet under the stairs with none.

    Did anything appear in Knock last week other than a lot of travellers?

    I don't know, I wasn't there.

    Would you stick up for a friend if you knew they were in the wrong?


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  • #3012
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't know, I wasn't there.

    Would you stick up for a friend if you knew they were in the wrong?

    I would depending on the situation. I'd set them straight later though.

    Have you ever seen an albino?


  • #3013
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I would depending on the situation. I'd set them straight later though.

    Have you ever seen an albino?

    Ye there were two sisters that lived near me when I was a kid.

    I can hardly remember it but in the film FaceOff, did they ever give a plausible explanation why their bodies also changed?


  • #3014
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye there were two sisters that lived near me when I was a kid.

    I can hardly remember it but in the film FaceOff, did they ever give a plausible explanation why their bodies also changed?

    I think that movie owes a lot of plausible explanations.

    Do you suspect anyone you know of wearing height adding shoes?


  • #3015
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I think that movie owes a lot of plausible explanations.

    Do you suspect anyone you know of wearing height adding shoes?

    No! If I did, I'd advise them against it.

    Does that phrase "fighting their demons" annoy you? i often see it used to describe celebrities.


  • #3016
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No! If I did, I'd advise them against it.

    Does that phrase "fighting their demons" annoy you? i often see it used to describe celebrities.

    Not in particular...'jet in/out' when talking about them does...they jet into Dublin like a private jet landed on O'Connell st.

    Would you be friends with your brothers or sisters if they weren't your brothers and sisters?


  • #3017
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Not in particular...'jet in/out' when talking about them does...they jet into Dublin like a private jet landed on O'Connell st.

    Would you be friends with your brothers or sisters if they weren't your brothers and sisters?

    I only have one brother and we get on very well so I would hope that he would be friends with me.

    Did any of your childhood friends move away when you were a kid?


  • #3018
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I only have one brother and we get on very well so I would hope that he would be friends with me.

    Did any of your childhood friends move away when you were a kid?

    One or two moved but none that would have been friends.

    Do you remember the names of all of your primary school teachers?


  • #3019
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    One or two moved but none that would have been friends.

    Do you remember the names of all of your primary school teachers?

    Ye i can. Most of them were alright . One in particular I never liked.

    Do you get a milk moustache when you drink milk?


  • #3020
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye i can. Most of them were alright . One in particular I never liked.

    Do you get a milk moustache when you drink milk?

    I don't know, I don't go to the mirror for a look.

    Is water out of the hot tap bad for you?


  • #3021
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't know, I don't go to the mirror for a look.

    Is water out of the hot tap bad for you?

    No, except for the fact it's been sitting in a tank in your attic that has never been cleaned since the house was built/renovated.

    Have you had any house renovations in the last few years?


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  • #3022
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    No, except for the fact it's been sitting in a tank in your attic that has never been cleaned since the house was built/renovated.

    Have you had any house renovations in the last few years?

    No, I'm renting.

    Do you think that renting is dead money?


  • #3023
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    No, I'm renting.

    Do you think that renting is dead money?

    Not for the landlord.

    Ever been in a student house that looked like the set of The Young Ones?


  • #3024
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Not for the landlord.

    Ever been in a student house that looked like the set of The Young Ones?

    Yep!

    Which Young One was your favourite? I liked Neil.


  • #3025
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yep!

    Which Young One was your favourite? I liked Neil.

    I got some good laughs out of Neil...he was heavy man...

    Is comedy more in the joke or the delivery?


  • #3026
    Lavinia
    Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    Delivery I suppose

    Last time you really LOL ? :)


  • #3027
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lavinia wrote: »
    Delivery I suppose

    Last time you really LOL ? :)

    About 6 weeks ago I'd say.

    Do they still offer taste samples in supermarkets?


  • #3028
    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid
    Posts: 0 ✭ Shaun Clumsy Band-aid


    gramar wrote: »
    About 6 weeks ago I'd say.

    Do they still offer taste samples in supermarkets?

    My local Tesco does at weekends

    Have you ever been to a brewery or distillery?


  • #3029
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shaun Clumsy Band-aid wrote: »
    My local Tesco does at weekends

    Have you ever been to a brewery or distillery?

    No, a couple of wine bodegas though.

    Do you think Guinness will build on the success of the Storehouse and add the Guinness Whorehouse?


  • #3030
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    No, a couple of wine bodegas though.

    Do you think Guinness will build on the success of the Storehouse and add the Guinness Whorehouse?

    You could contact them with your idea and see what they say.

    Did you ever have a mess fight with someone and it's gets a bit serious when they break the rules and pinch you?


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  • #3031
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    You could contact them with your idea and see what they say.

    Did you ever have a mess fight with someone and it's gets a bit serious when they break the rules and pinch you?

    I did, I'm still not talking to them.

    Where's Wally?

    where_s_wally.jpg


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